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Carole Matthews (Author)
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May 2008 Thorndike Laugh Lines
Forget diamonds, chocolate is a girl’s best friend



Some women are addicted to shopping, others can’t get enough of champagne.
Some like to curl up with a good book, and others want a night out on the town.
But there’s just one thing Lucy Lombard can’t live without, and that’s chocolate—rich, creamy, sweet, delicious chocolate.
     For her there’s no substitute. There’s nothing it won’t cure, from heartache to a headache, and she’s not alone. Sharing her passion are her three best friends and fellow addicts: sweet, peace-loving Autumn, harried mom Nadia, and sex kitten Chantal. Together they form a select group known as the Chocolate Lovers’ Club. Whenever there’s a crisis, they meet in their sanctuary, a café called Chocolate Heaven, and with a cheating boyfriend who promises he’ll change, a flirtatious boss, a gambling husband, and a loveless marriage, there’s always plenty to discuss….
     By turns hilarious and heartrending, The Chocolate Lovers’ Club brings together four unforgettable women from totally different worlds united in their passion for chocolate.
 


 

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Chocolate is the glue that holds together a disparate group of London ladies in British writer Matthews's frothy latest. When secretary-aspiring-to-be-an-executive Lucy Lombard discovers her boyfriend is cheating on her, she convenes an emergency meeting of the Chocolate Lovers' Club at upscale chocolatier Chocolate Heaven. But Lucy isn't the only one with a problem: Nadia, a stay-at-home Indo-Brit mom, has a husband with a gambling problem; Chantal, an American transplant journalist, has married into money and a loveless marriage; and old-money do-gooder Autumn's shifty brother moves in with her, causing plenty of disruption to Autumn's tranquil abode. As the dramas play out, Chantal gets the worst of it: her extramarital lover makes off with some of her expensive jewelry. Other romances alternately fizzle and sizzle as the chocoholics chow down on their confections and concoct a plot to get back Chantal's jewelry. Though the narrative's chocolate crutch can get tedious (sometimes very), the Brit humor and unexpected subplots are rewarding. (Feb.)
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Praise for Carole Matthews and The Chocolate Lovers’ Club:
“Matthews’ latest is a delicious confection—a guilty pleasure to be savored.” --People Magazine
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This chick-lit read is a yummy Valentine’s treat!  Four pals are addicted to discussing their lives while indulging at Chocolate Heaven café.” --OK magazine
"Carole Matthews writes with true heart!  Readers will lap up every delicious, delectable word!"--Meg Cabot, New York Times bestselling author of The Queen of Babble
"The Chocolate Lovers’ Club is the Rocky Road of novels.  It has all the good stuff: romance, friendship, humor, and intrigue. Enjoy! It's a delicious treat." --Sarah Mlynowski, bestselling author of Milkrun
"What a rich and satisfying novel about love, life and friendship, and of course, chocolate. With one of the best breakup revenge scenes I've ever gleefully read!"--Melissa Senate, author of See Jane Date and Love You To Death
"The Chocolate Lovers' Club is so delicious I couldn't put it down. Matthews has crafted a lovely, touching novel of female friendship, full of drama and unexpected turns."--Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez, bestselling author of The Dirty Girls Social Club
"The Chocolate Lovers’ Club has all the pleasure of the perfect box of chocolates…decadent, delightful, and always gone too quickly, with a little something for every palate...An extremely well-crafted and human tale of life, love, and the need for both good friends and good chocolate, it satisfies completely." --Stacey Ballis, author of The Spinster Sisters
“The writing is snappy and fast-paced, and there’s quite a bit of humor, along with some creative antics and mouth-watering descriptions of luscious chocolate concoctions…The Chocolate Lovers’ Club is a Hershey bar of a book: a yummy indulgence….” --The Wichita Eagle

"Combine Bridget Jones with "Sex and the City" and you've got "The Chocolate Lovers' Club....Matthews' style is quick-paced, smart and savvy with a sly, tongue-in-cheek humor that will have readers chuckling out loud...an indulgence worth savoring."
--Chatanooga Times Free Press (Tennessee)
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 581 pages
  • Publisher: Thorndike Press (May 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1410406482
  • ISBN-13: 978-1410406484
  • Product Dimensions: 8.6 x 5.6 x 1.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.6 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (22 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #7,055,816 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Carole Matthews is an internationally bestselling author of hugely successful romantic comedy novels. Her unique sense of humour has won her legions of fans and critical acclaim all over the world.

As well as appearing on the Sunday Times and USA Today bestseller lists, Carole is published in 24 different countries. Her novel Welcome To The Real World was shortlisted for the RNA romantic novel of the year award.

In the USA, the hilarious For Better, For Worse was selected by one of America's top TV book clubs - Reading with Ripa on LIVE with Regis and Kelly - as their book of the month. As a result it went straight into the USA Today and New York Times Extended bestseller lists.

Carole co-edited two editions of the hugely popular Girls' Night In charity series called Girls' Night Out - one for the USA and one for Canada. All proceeds go to War Child. She has recently contributed a story to an anthology for the Romantic Novelists' Association, Loves Me, Loves Me Not. Carole has presented on television and is a regular radio guest.

Born in St Helens, Merseyside, Carole has always been an avid reader and dreamed of being a teacher, an air traffic controller, a travel guide or a hairdresser - writer never featured once. Leaving Liverpool for London after a torrid holiday romance in Torquay, she worked as a secretary, an ice-cream lady, a shop assistant and a beauty therapist. It was when she was working in a completely mad holistic clinic that she first thought 'one day I should write a book about this.' She still hasn't got round to it.

 

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Not-so-delicious, July 13, 2009
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I love chocolate and I love good chick-lit, especially of the British variety, so I was ready and excited to dive in to this potentially delicious read. Unfortunately, good chocolate just isn't enough to carry a story when the characters are vapid, shallow and seem completely implausible as actual human beings.

The book definitely has some redeeming and hilarious moments - a fabulous break-up revenge scene and a plot-turned-caper to retrieve Chantal's stolen jewels - but it was so hard for me not to shake my head in disbelief at the way the characters acted and spoke that the good moments just didn't outweigh the bad. I was especially turned off by Lucy, the narrator and convener of the Chocolate Lovers' Club. No self-respecting woman would actually stick with a cheating boyfriend for so long and actually be proud of herself for it, nor would true friends let such stupidity go on indefinitely. And when her Crush shows interest in her she's about as awkward and moronic as a girl could be - and not just once, but over and over again. I appreciate characters drawn from reality, people whose lives aren't perfect and whose problems are real if sometimes mundane, but Lucy was over-the-top. Chantal was the most appealing character for me, and her problems seemed the most legitimate, but even she possessed a fair amount of bizarre and unrealistic quirks that didn't fit together.

If you want to learn a million different types of chocolate, or drool over your book a bit, then this book is a worthwhile read. As far as chick-lit goes, however, I was really disappointed. I want to find women in books that strike me as people I might know, friends I might have - not women who make me cringe and give the worst name to the fairer sex.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars The Chocolate Lovers' Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, December 29, 2008
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I found this book pretty ho-hum and definitely not worth staying up for (I usually can't put down a good book and often read well into the wee hours). It was hard to feel any kind of bond with the characters, so I wound up skimming through the last third of the book.

I love chocolate as much as the next person, but I found the constant mention of it to be quite tedious and off-putting. Like another reviewer, I just wondered why the characters in the novel were not completely obese. Not only that, but each chocolate "moment" was a self-conscious and awkward reference to a different brand and different type of chocolate, as if the author had a mandate to check-off a list of as many different kinds of chocolate as possible. It was as if the plot and the events in the book were just excuses to refer to chocolate. Case in point: "From her handbag, Chantal produced a bar of Clive's single Madagascar that she'd bought earlier in preparation for this moment" --- the moment, in this instance, was right after a funeral, and Chantal gives the chocolate to the bereaved spouse, as if to suggest that now chocolate (and this particular brand of chocolate, to boot) has been consumed, everything in the friend's life will be better!!

I also found it hard to "get" the characters' motivations -- I couldn't understand why Lucy, loving Crush as she said she did, would decide to get engaged to Marcus in the first place, and then persist in wanting to go through with the wedding despite a last-minute declaration of love. And then hours after the wedding is called off, she was having hot sex with someone who wasn't the fiance. She seemed so completely indecisive and wishy-washy, it was hard to feel any sympathy for her.

The whole business with the drug drop-off hours before the wedding was also completely unbelievable, and seemed to be stuck into the book just so the author could invent an adventurous romp for the characters.

I'm glad I didn't buy this book, and only borrowed it from the library. I like my chick lit to be intelligent, funny and engrossing, with at least one character whom I can feel I like and relate to. This book didn't have much of those characteristics, and there's a whole lot of better chick lit (including Brit chick lit) out there.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughed my butt off!!, February 21, 2008
This book is fantastic. At first I thought, "Oh, no, not another cheesy tale about the lives of four friends who just happen to love chocolate." I've read "Shoe Addicts Anonymous" and that was just too generic for me so I thought this one would be similar. This one is different from most chick lit. There are lots of plot twists going on, creative ones, and Lucy is hilarious with her jobs and attitude. She reminds me of myself. And the "operation jewelry" endeavor was so funny. The only thing I didn't like was the gay guys owning the chocolate shop. Why do most chick lit book have to have the token gay guy? It gets tiring and old!! But great job on a very entertaining read!
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