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1.0 out of 5 stars
One hit wonder "rack-ropp" band., January 25, 2004
First off let me say this pr!ck doesn't even deserve the "1 star" that I'm forced to give him because I'm required to rate the cd before I can continue with my review.I'm sorry to totally bash on Mr. Durst here but to be truthful he really only had ONE good song and that was his thrashed out anger-fueled cover of George Michales' "Faith" it was a suprisingly powerful song (as good as Manson's reworking of 'Sweet Dreams') that had me moshing around in my livingroom with my pals... but when I heard "Starfish" I was enraged! What the hell happened there Freddy? "Chocolate Starfish and The Hotdog Flavoured Water" is an obvious stab at Smashing Pumpkins "Melancholy and The Infinite Sadness." Cute and funny and easily forgiven/forgotten but what's this other crap? I hear "Rollin Rollin Rollin" on the radio and I envision Fred in a stretch hummer all G'd up and bling blingity like Nelly or Jay-Z looking like just about everyother worthless doppleganger on MTV. And "The F*** Song?" Didn't ICP do one of those already? Oh wait, that was "F*** The World" a little different but the same concept, see how many times we can say "f***" in a song. In the song you diss on industrial's BIGGEST force and probably one of your own biggest influences (though you probably won't admit it).. Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails. I guess it was because of the whole "Let Fred Durst surf a piece of plywood right up my @ss" comment he made at the Woodstock performance. Yeah, so? They've been around longer than you have, your band sucks and Trent was just giving you some positive criticism. I'm a very avid []\[] [] []/[] fan and would probably kill anyone who said a single bad thing about Reznor, you're lucky that I and the other nail-heads don't know where you live. I mean c'mon "You'd like to think that I'm a PERFECT DRUG, just know that nothing you do will bring you CLOSER to me" Oh my god, that was so funny I forgot to laugh! Please..you're a lamo rap-rocker, you don't have jack squat on Trent. Quit being such an egotist cuz you're not all that special, there are a million others out there who sound just like you. Hell even Vanilla Ice sounds like you. Have you heard the "rock" version of Ice-Ice Baby? I swear it makes me wanna puke. There are very few rap-rock bands that I like and a whole list of them I hate even more than bubble-gum pop. Slipknot is pretty good, they have a Slayer-esque sound with minimal rapping..(Heretic Anthem and Wait & Bleed) Mudvayne are fairly good too (Dig and Nothing To Gein). Mindless Self Indulgence is frikkin' MIND-BLOWING (Ready For Love, Bring The Pain, Backmask).. But Limp Bizket is absolute crap. Its not dark, its not intelligent or insightful, its not comical, its just a bunch of unfocused ignorance and rage with half-@ssed lyrics. Eminem atleast makes some sense and his lyrics are quite comical if you can get the jokes. The only thing humorous about Fred is his looks. Speaking of Slim you stabbed him in the back to go be buddies with Whitey Ford. Ummm... what were you thinking dude? Did you do that on purpose? You're an ass, I hope Trent, Slim, and Manson corner you in a dark alley and bust the hell outta you. You're the biggest self-serving back stabbing jerk there could ever possibly be and more of a wigger than 'Em ever was or will be. You take yourself way too seriously and you need to be cut down to size. I wouldn't waste my money to buy Fred's stupid cd but I would probably pay money to go to one of his concerts with the hopes of defecating on that lame-arse red baseball cap that he always has on backwards... Freddy is a black sheep.
Freddy is a wh*re.
Freddy's head got big and its gunna get bigger.
Freddy got a gun, got his finger on the trigger.
Freddy, Freddy, Freddy is the rock 'n' roll wigger! (apologies to Patti Smith) -BlazeFoxKitsune =^.^=
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