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33 of 35 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Two lesbians battling over a pretty girl? We're there, dude!
I think Jewel Shepard is a little hottie, but what REALLY made this movie incredibly erotic for me was that after she was captured by an organization of female terrorists, their leader (Karin Schubert) orders two of her "female warriors" to battle eachother with the winner getting pretty Christina as her prize! Of course the woman who wins takes Christina back to her...
Published on October 19, 2006 by Pen Name

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1.0 out of 5 stars What's a desperate actress to do?
Poor Jewel. Its the kind of flick that sinks careers. She's naked or topless through more than 1/2 the movie. Her few given lines of dialogue don't do her justice. I think the minutes of nude scenes actually outnumbered the lines of dialogue.

The movie is good for a laugh in a Joe Bob Brigg's kind of way. Unless you want to watch it as a joke or are...
Published on February 16, 2007 by Data Scourge


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33 of 35 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Two lesbians battling over a pretty girl? We're there, dude!, October 19, 2006
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This review is from: Christina (DVD)
I think Jewel Shepard is a little hottie, but what REALLY made this movie incredibly erotic for me was that after she was captured by an organization of female terrorists, their leader (Karin Schubert) orders two of her "female warriors" to battle eachother with the winner getting pretty Christina as her prize! Of course the woman who wins takes Christina back to her room, bathes her, and then takes her to bed! Christina says she doesn't want to, but she has no choice. She's this woman's property now! It was NICE!!! Later, the fighter who lost (Josephine Jacqueline-Jones) also takes possession of the pretty girl, and after Christina tries to run away she catches her and laughingly rips her clothes off so that she can enjoy that luscious body herself! Again, Christina has no choice but to surrender to another woman's desires. It was both kinky and incredibly hot!

Trust me, it was nice!! It's also amazing to me how much more erotic such scenes were back in the mid-80's than they are today! In modern films they'd simply have the women all having sex together for no reason at all, which I feel disrespects the audience. To watch a beautiful young girl like Jewel Shepard (see DVD box cover) being actively pursued and taken by two dominant lesbian women who both want to enslave her for their pleasure was just yowzers! This one is definitely worth checking out!
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A late-night Skin-a-Max classic!, March 22, 2007
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Scream queen Jewel Shepard of 'Return Of The Living Dead' is indeed topless thoughout much of this film. They don't make 'em like they used too, an CHRISTINA is a 'jewel' of a good time.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Jewel is a gem!, August 25, 2008
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There are few women with the beauty and sense of humor to make a film like this not only work, but also make it fun to watch. Ms. Shepard fits the bill perfectly. She is gorgeous, and knows how to make any scene "her own". If you are already a fan os Jewel's, this DVD is a must; if not, you will certainly be a fan after viewing it.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Love Christina......................, April 3, 2008
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George Carabetsos (Chicago Ridge, IL USA) - See all my reviews
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Got my dvd in, WOW. I always thought Jewel Shepard was hot. To see her naked, and making-out is a dream come true. Best-way to descibe this movie is, 80's Emmanuelle films.
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20 of 30 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars What's a desperate actress to do?, February 16, 2007
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Poor Jewel. Its the kind of flick that sinks careers. She's naked or topless through more than 1/2 the movie. Her few given lines of dialogue don't do her justice. I think the minutes of nude scenes actually outnumbered the lines of dialogue.

The movie is good for a laugh in a Joe Bob Brigg's kind of way. Unless you want to watch it as a joke or are fascinated by the lovely Jewel Shepard, I'd avoid it. She had to be desperate to want to star in this flick. The movie is similar to the Emmanuelle series of movies in the late 70's shown at many drive-ins.

I purchased the DVD for around $16.00. The box said full frame. The actually DVD is Full Screen. There's also a lot of noise of the DVD picture on my high definition TV. Looks like it was simply dubbed from a VHS tape onto DVD but it could be the equipment used in the early 80's. The DVD also malfuctions when individual scenes are selected- my high end JVC DVD player froze each time. Also at times the audio didn't appear synced to the video and was most noticable watching lips during the dialog.

There are no extras on the DVD.
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6 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars There are FOUR reasons to watch this film--, May 19, 2007
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There are FOUR reasons to watch this film--two of them are visible on the DVD's hard case, and two of them are covered up by a dark sweater.

Actually Jewel Shepard is a very witty and intelligent woman in real life. She has written some very perceptive and funny books, which I would recommend.

Sadly, for a variety of reasons, her career has never really taken off.

Perhaps she has been underrated BECAUSE of three of the very reasons people watch a film like this.
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1 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars She's hot, she's naked, so what?, October 28, 2008
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Michael Donohue "drummike46" (Syracuse, NY United States) - See all my reviews
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Bought this for nostalgia's sake as it was one of the first films I ever saw a naked woman in. In retrospect, it's an average attempt by a poor scriptwriter to keep a very pretty woman unclothed for our viewing pleasure, but the plot is pretty infantile. Quality of film transfer from VHS to digital is extremely low quality. Save your money. Jewel Shepard: if you're reading this, I still want you.
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2 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars A sleeper, February 14, 2007
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This movie was a sleeper not in the sense that it was a pleasnt surprise but rather it in fact put me to sleep.
I have 3 suggestions
1 Avoid
2 Avoid
3 Pay close attention to suggestions 1&2
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