Customer Reviews

Christmas Tree

5 star:		(46)
4 star:		(13)
3 star:		(5)
2 star:		(5)
1 star:		(101)

 

 

OK, maybe it's not that bad, but pretty darn close. It would be enough to give it one star because it is such an offensive song, but it is a really BAD offensive song. Wish I could give it a negative rating. Even free, it's not worth the download, and I wish I could forget that I've ever heard it.

Cost (in $$): none (free)
Cost (in disk space): none (after I deleted it)
Cost (in time): less than 5 minutes (download, listen, delete)
Wish I could get that 5 minutes back.

Yet another awful song on the 25 days of free Christmas Songs. Why does Amazon insist on including songs like this one? It's not a Christmas song - it's a song about sex. Another disappointment.

OK, when I listen to Christmas music, I expect to hear about Christmas, not about promiscuous behavior taking place under the Christmas tree. Not only was this not a very good song, from a compositional perspective, it was terrible subject matter as well. I was appalled.

I love Lady Gaga, but keep her away from the Holiday Songs!

My grandmother would spit out her eggnog!

Ooh, an electronica pop Christmas song! No, wait... it's another Lady Gaga song about sex where she turns everything into innuendo. Guess what the Christmas tree is. Yep. At least it was free and I didn't waste any money on it.

Wow. Why does Amazon force you to give a full star? At least allow a half star. Still, that would be too high a rating for this.

It's not even so much that it's crude, I can deal with that. It's just, that it's so, well, bad. I got it free from Amazon's 25 Days of free Christmas tunes so I wouldn't normally complain but after deleting it to conserve "precious" hard drive space I felt compelled to write this review. I know, I know, it only takes 4 and a half meg but still, it's a waste so don't download it.

Ugh, I can't get it out of my head. I think Amazon just made my Christmas a little less merry by giving me this free song. I think I'll go out and find a freeware delete program that writes random ones and zeros when it deletes just to make sure all traces of this trash are gone from my PC.

Really, it's a bad song.

Truth in advertising--put this on the "Christmas with Hugh" album and spare the rest of us.

Amazon: shame, shame on you. did you even listen to this song? Good grief.

How could you take such a great idea ("a new free Holiday song every day until Christmas") and then totally ruin it with explicit lyrics and explicit references to sex? So far, 2 out of the 6 offerings are too disgusting to download. This song does not meet my definition of the Holiday Spirit by any stretch of the imagination. I'm sorry that I even clicked on the preview button. I'm very disappointed in you, Amazon, and I know you can do better than this.