Customer Reviews

Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts About the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy

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If you appreciate wild, satirical humor, you'll love this 163 page tribute Ian Spector provides for macho-man Chuck Norris. If you don't mind appearing like a raving lunatic, go ahead and read this in a public place. I only paused for a few moments about halfway through the book, before resuming my uncontrollable laughter.

Needless to say, if you're looking for some silly Chuck Norris-related "facts", you've come to the right place!

While this book contained quite a few old chuck norris facts, some of the newer ones were hilarious. I was laughing loudly once I read one of the more funny ones such as, "Chuck Norris once beat an orphan to death with the body of another orphan." It has 3 chuck norris facts on each page. It was good light reading between more intensive books.

Better deal than any store I could find. This book is full of saying about Chuck Norris, most of them are pretty lame, but there are some gems in there that make it all worth it.

I've heard some Chuck Norris jokes in the past and liked them so I thought I would give this book a try (so cheap anyways). I was pleased and would now like to check out the author's first two CN books.

I'd say about 1/5 of the 400 are somewhat derivative of older jokes and simply applied to CN or are just not that great. However the others are good and some are seriously hilarious (the Helen Keller one has to be near the top of my list).

Great to look through when you have a few minutes for nonsense.

FYI, a lot of sexually explicit material and language (heck, it is humor after all).

Got the signed copy for a friend's birthday and it was a total hit at the dinner party!! For a fun group gift, write your own "Chuck Norris" style humor about your friend inside.

A good book to share when nothing else is going on. Sometimes raucus. PG

Dare I say better than the first two books?! Chuck Norris CANNOT Be Stopped... It's TRUE!

The time it took to get here actually was pretty fast but it definitely wasn't the book i thought it was. It was such a horrible book!! i thought it was the funny jokes about chuck norris and its not, they are very crude to say the least. I probably should have looked at it better, but i think anyone selling this book should have a bad rating!! It was so wrong the person who wrote it should be shot.

I've got all 3 books, and this is the best one by far. "Chuck Norris once pulled a building out of a burning building" LOL

WARNING: Loaded with inappopriate material for kids! On the other hand, my family LOVED "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book," written by Chuck himself and is very kid and family friendly yet hilarious. Check out The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories