"Joey Green, pantry professor (aka The Heloise from Hell), puts off-the-shelf products to off-the-wall uses." --People magazine
"A kind of cross between National Lampoon [Green is a former Lampoon writer] and 'Hints from Heloise." --Ladies' Home Journal
About the Author
Joey Green has appeared on the Rosie O' Donnell Show, The Tonight Show, Good Morning America, and Today. He's been featured in the New York Times, USA Today, Los Angeles Times, People, and Entertainment Weekly, among other publications. His previous books include Wash Your Hair with Whipped Cream, Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose, and The Zen of Oz (Renaissance Books). He resides in Los Angeles.