Clearly, I Didn't Think This Through: The Story of One Tall Girl's Impulsive, Ill-Conceived, and Borderline Irresponsible Life Decisions [Paperback]

Anna Goldfarb (Author)

Book Description

Release date: November 6, 2012

In Her Defense, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time...

Although Anna Goldfarb is very tall, she can't seem to grow up. While her friends lead lives seemingly plucked out of the pages of an Ikea catalog, she is still trying to figure out where she’ll score this week’s beer money.

Maturity used to be something she aspired to, but as a woman in her early thirties, it is finally time for her to take a good hard look in the mirror and ask herself, “Is adulthood really for me?”

Clearly, I Didn't Think this Through chronicles Anna's hilarious attempts to get her love life, career, and living situation under control. But, the more she tries to conform to where she thinks she should be, the harder it is for her to get there. Can't a tall, busty, smart brunette get a break?

Editorial Reviews

Review

"[Goldfarb's] winning ability to share her tales of bad judgment without a filter makes it easy to root for her."—Publishers Weekly

"The book is both fun and ultimately relatable."—Jason Oberholtzer, Forbes

"The voice of a generation... Chatty, funny and timely, her memoir is sure to amuse and touch an audience beyond her regular blog readers."—Shelf Awareness

"This book is hilarious. Anna Goldfarb is a female Michael Ian Black."—Three Library Cards

About the Author

Anna Goldfarb was born in upstate New York, raised in Chicago, schooled in New York City, and has settled in Philadelphia. She studied sociology as an undergraduate at Barnard College and holds a master's degree in journalism from Temple University. She is currently a full-time writer.

Anna has been called Philadelphia's "most popular dating blogger" by Philadelphia Weekly. Her blog Shmitten Kitten is a cult phenomenon. She likes thinking, eating tacos, holding hands, and pondering whether she could eat a taco while still holding hands. Yes, she still lives with her parents, but she will lie and say she lives in South Philly if you happen to be a hot guy.

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Product Details

• Paperback: 304 pages
• Publisher: Berkley Trade (November 6, 2012)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0425245322
• ISBN-13: 978-0425245323
• Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 5.3 x 1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 9.1 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (24 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #498,289 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Anna Goldfarb has been named by Philadelphia Weekly as the city's "most popular dating blogger." She is the creator of the successful blog, Shmitten Kitten, which has amassed over 6 million hits. Raised in Chicago, schooled in New York, and living in Philadelphia, Goldfarb has been featured in Marie Claire, the Washington Post, the Frisky, Hello Giggles, and others. Follow her on Twitter @ShmittenKitten, and visit her website at www.annagoldfarb.com

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest book I've ever read November 21, 2012

By Christine

Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase

As a longtime reader of Goldfarb's Shmitten Kitten (and sister blog, Shlooby Kitten <3), I was beyond stoked to hear she was writing a book. As much as I enjoyed the blogs, I knew the book would be awesome, and it did not disappoint. I can honestly say this is one of the funniest books I've ever read. Fans of the blog will love this, as will those who just love reading about epically unfortunate dating mishaps, which are written in a hilariously detailed (and strangely relatable) way. I laughed until I cried or couldn't breathe. It was a nonstop chucklefest.

Readers of Shmitten and Shlooby Kitten will feel like they're reading a book written by someone they know personally, because Goldfarb holds nothing back in her blog, and that translates well into the book. I've recommended it to everyone I know, and I think I've done a good job of stalking the author on every social network to tell her how much I LOVE THIS BOOK (hey, it's me again). I only hope there will be a sequel!

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful

3.0 out of 5 stars Recycled it January 3, 2013

By Linda M. Mclaughlin

Format:Paperback

So I bought this book at 1/2 price, I suppose it was mildly amusing, but my suggestion would be to borrow from the library if inclined. In fact it's been a few days and I don't remember much about it except that she has a thing for short guys and lives with parents. The buck stopped with me and it's been recycled.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars so, so funny! February 5, 2013

By Christopher D Evans

Format:Paperback

While reading I was either nodding in agreement, cringing with embarrassment for her or laughing out loud. Some parts reminded me of situations I've been in! Like dating a nerd, the dreaded lunch date and being a bit of a misfit. Other parts felt like the words were taken right from my head. Here's one example, "That's the thing about wearing tight jeans; it makes wearing anything with an elastic waistband feel like a hug from an angel." Anna, you get me.

3 of 4 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome Sauce December 2, 2012

By Jake S.

Format:Paperback

I just finished Anna's book. In short. Awesome sauce.
I loved it all.
Her blog is one of the few web sites that has lasted the test of time. Other than absolutepunk.net or facebook, Its at the top of the list visited for the longest.
But back to this book - all I want to say is 'THANK YOU!" to her. Anna gives guys like me hope. Guys who aren't so tall (5'6) or who don't necessarily march to the beat of a normal drum. She give guys like me confidence. she sings our praises while other girls look over us to those less interesting and/or straight up taller. And does all of it in a hillarious well written way.
This book make me pine for the city of Philly, which I can only imagine over flows with girls like Anna.
Read it.

7 of 10 people found the following review helpful

2.0 out of 5 stars Eh. January 20, 2013

By R. K. Norris

Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase

I guess I hoped for smarter humor and better insight. I got partway through, found the narrative grating, and decided life was to short to read an annoying book that made me cringe more than it made me laugh.

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars If I had a nickle for everytime I thought the guy in the story was me January 24, 2013

By Patrick Collins

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I'd be able to buy a candy bar and Anna Goldfarb's boyfriend at least 10 times over.

In all honesty this book is hilarious and written just like Anna's blog, which is why I enjoyed it so much. If you're a fan of Shmitten Kitten, don't even hesitate because this book is that blog in long format. If you're not a fan of the blog, you should probably just go back to watching Bill Cosby standup or whatever boring things you do instead.

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Better You Than Me! January 3, 2013

By Tracy K. Wilson

Format:Paperback

Have you ever had a friend that for whatever reason (chemistry, dumb luck, too many drinks, bravery, and so on) seems to live such an absurd, sitcom level life that they never cease to confound yet amaze you? Well Anna Goldfarb is THAT person and she captures her unbelievable, often surreal dating experiences with home run humor and self awareness. Sarcastic as she is tall,the single girl adventures of Anna are ones I am glad didn't happen to me but make for one hell of a funny read. I have had nightmares about some of things Goldfarb describes (involving pets and feminine hygiene products for instance) but somehow when she puts them in chapter form, they become pure comedy.

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely Hilarious! December 10, 2012

By Tanya Becena

Format:Paperback

A great buy and incredibly entertaining from the first page on. I can't stop laughing at how relatable I found it. Fantastic read!!!