Crazy and Zany

by CloseoutZone

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 2.4 x 0.9 x 3.8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 5 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• ASIN: B000IHTC54
• Item model number: 11319
• Manufacturer recommended age: 13 years and up
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #16,806 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
• Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (87 customer reviews)

Product Description

Color: Pirate

Arrr ye nursing a boo boo? Pirate bandages come decorated with the skull and crossbones in excellent detail. The metal tin includes 25 die-cut, sterile bandages and a free treasure. Bandages are .75" x 3" and ready to take on scratches and small cuts.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

142 of 151 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars z'man cheirusainu, April 24, 2008

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My Uncle Stu (Atlanta) - See all my reviews
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= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages (Health and Beauty)

I picked these up on an impulse, tired of sporting Dora and Strawberry Shortcake bandages over my manly shaving-related mutilations. Just an impulse, good for a few chuckles, but I'm glad I did.

I like these bacon bandages. I love bacon, it makes everything tastier. You ever have scallops wrapped in bacon? Or, where I grew up, we had the francheezie, a quarter-pound dog, split up and filled with cheese, and wrapped with bacon. I love the idea of garnishing myself with bacon, and all it symbolizes. To my kosher cousins, the bacon serves as a slight, a defiant declaration that I will not be laden down by dogma and delusion. To my vegan brothers and sisters, the bacon is a visible symbol of my dishonor, a white-meat scarlet letter confessing my lack of grit: "I'm with you in spirit, comrades, but the flesh is weak."

I'm so fond of these band-aids that it's a little bit of a downer when my wounds heal up. I eager anticipate paper cuts. I'm actually contemplating getting a bacon tattoo. Let me know what you think.

33 of 35 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars What can I say - it's Bacon!, February 24, 2009

By 

W. D. Hairston "Huh? What?" - See all my reviews
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= Durability:4.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages (Health and Beauty)

What can one possibly say that isn't self explanatory?

Just as it looks - Band-Aids that look like bacon.
Cool enough in it's own right.

I've been sitting here just *waiting* to cut myself just so I can slap one of these bad boys on, to the envy of all friends and coworkers.
There's no doubt that a slab of bacon will heal any wound.

Comes w/ "free toy" too - a tiny little piglet figurine. How demented is that.

47 of 54 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars DESCRIPTION IS INCORRECT, October 16, 2010

By 

Christopher Porter "RogerDog" (Lacey, WA United States) - See all my reviews
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Amazon Verified Purchase

This review is from: Monster Bandages Novelty Gag (Health and Beauty)

NOTE: The description says "Contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" band aids." THIS IS INCORRECT: THIS ITEM CONTAINS TWELVE (12) 1.5" X 1.75" BANDAGES, NOT 25 LARGER BANDAGES. I'll leave it to the individual consumer to decide whether the price is still right for half as many bandages, but I saw the smaller box cheaper elsewhere and bought these because I thought I was getting more for the price. Nope.

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