You look out the window and there it is: Your bare, neglected, overgrown (circle the one that applies) yard yawns before you. Visions of perennial borders, sun-ripened tomatoes, and fragrant flowering shrubs tempt you, but you know that anything you plant is doomed you werent around the day they passed out the green thumbs.
Even if you knew what to plant and thats a big enough hurdle you wouldnt know where, how, or when. And as for that weedy, compacted, tree-root-infested, muddy or dusty dirt youve got, wont any plant just turn up its toes anyway? Besides, isnt it a lot of work?
Well, yes, work is a four letter-word but you can have a garden and a life too, and no, its not too late to grow a green thumb. Actually, as one of my favorite garden wits, the acerbic Henry Mitchell, once put it, "There are no green thumbs or black thumbs. There are only gardeners and non-gardeners. Gardeners are the ones who ruin after ruin get on with the high defiance of nature herself, creating, in the very face of her chaos and tornado, the bower of roses and the pride of irises."
So relax, take a deep breath; help has arrived. No, Im not coming over to help you dig your flower beds Ive got my own garden, thank you very much but this book is the next best thing. Stay with it to find out what you need to know. But dont get too hung up on to-do lists. The main reason starter gardeners fail has less to do with being clueless than with the fact that they dont pay enough attention to their gardens. Yes, you need to know the how, why, and when stuff but even more important, you need to get outside. That way, youre more likely to notice if the seedlings are getting parched or somethings been chewing your favorite shrub or that Vigorous New Perennial is overtaking everything in sight. Noticing these things while theres still time to do something about them is one of the keys to success. And the more time you spend in the garden, the sooner youll figure out what works for you and what doesnt.
No, this doesnt mean moving into the garden shed during the growing season. Just pay your garden a visit several times a week and really look at whats going on whats growing well, what needs a nip and a tuck, and, oh, better pull out that weed right now before it goes to seed.
As for the work part, I call it "playing in the garden." Self-deception? I dont think so. Gardening should be fun its really creative play. Theres enormous pleasure to be had growing things and putting good-looking plants together- gardening is a bit like matchmaking, you know. And whats wrong with losing a few pounds digging? Id rather burn calories while getting a chance to smell the flowers and watch robins splash in the bird bath than on a dreary treadmill at the gym.
So you want to turn your boring yard into a garden? Great, lets get started. First youre going to need some tools.
Product Details
Would you like to update product info or give feedback on images?
|
|
Share your thoughts with other customers:
|
||||||||||||||||||||||
|
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
All the basics,
By
This review is from: Clueless in the Garden: A Guide for the Horticulturally Helpless (Paperback)
This is a great book for the new gardener. It covers just about all the bases with a light and witty touch. It makes gardening seem so straightforward that no-one will be put off thinking it's too difficult or too complex. While the writer focusses mostly on gardening in cooler climates, the principles are much the same for gardening in most climate zones. Her information is really up-to-date on recent studies, especially in the area of lawn maintenance. This book covers the basics of gardening, from soil and climate to understanding botanical names, weeds, shade plants and veggies. The information is presented in small, easily digested chunks, often in point form, much like the "For Dummies" books, but with a lighter touch. It's packed with good, solid information; a down-to-earth guide written by an enthusiastic gardener.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Simple, Informative Fun to Read Gardening Guide,
By A Customer
This review is from: Clueless in the Garden: A Guide for the Horticulturally Helpless (Paperback)
This is the first gardening book I've encountered that's easy and fun to read, yet just as educational is your garden-variety how-to garden book. You'll see yourself in the many humorous personal anecdotes about learning by trial and error to become a confident gardener. This book is geared to beginners but is also a great, handy up-to-date gardening reference for the experienced gardener. I recommend it for people who want an attractive yard but who don't have time for exhaustive research or a lot of work to make it look that way. The book presents useful information about working with the climate, soil and yard that you have instead of fighting Mother Nature. There are lots of tips for plant selection, watering, lawn care, planting tricks, composting, etc. A great gift for someone about to start their very first garden.
4.0 out of 5 stars
All the basics,
By
This review is from: Clueless in the Garden: A Guide for the Horticulturally Helpless (Paperback)
This is a great book for the new gardener. It covers just about all the bases with a light and witty touch. It makes gardening seem so straightforward that no-one will be put off thinking it's too difficult or too complex. While the writer focusses mostly on gardening in cooler climates, the principles are much the same for gardening in most climate zones. Her information is really up-to-date on recent studies, especially in the area of lawn maintenance. This book covers the basics of gardening, from soil and climate to understanding botanical names, weeds, shade plants and veggies. The information is presented in small, easily digested chunks, often in point form, much like the "For Dummies" books, but with a lighter touch. It's packed with good, solid information; a down-to-earth guide written by an enthusiastic gardener.
Share your thoughts with other customers: Create your own review
|
|
Tags Customers Associate with This Product(What's this?)Click on a tag to find related items, discussions, and people.
|
|
This product's forum
Active discussions in related forums
Search Customer Discussions
|
Related forums
|