The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks (Paperback)

by Dan Indante (Author), Karl Marks (Author) "It all started one day when your parents were drunk and Dad attacked your nearly passed-out mom after she had finished her third glass of..." (more)
Key Phrases: sorority chicks, college chicks, other chicks, Little League, Miss America

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Product Description
Ever wonder why the a**hole always gets the girl? The answers are all here in this cradle-to-grave primer outlining how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated through-out the course of a man's life. With no political correctness, no B.S., and no holds barred, who else but an a**hole could teach guys the essentials: -Dating in college (i.e., getting blackout drunk and having sex) -Women give sex to get love, men give love to get sex -Breaking up is not hard to do-if you do it first -How to cheat on your wife without getting caught -Everything that pornos are afraid to teach men about sex -And much more! With 'practical' advice throughout (inclu-ding tests, trivia, charts, and sidebars) and tons of hilarious tips to read aloud at parties, men will never be intimidated by women again!

Product Details

• Paperback: 288 pages
• Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin; 1st edition (May 1, 2003)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0312310846
• ISBN-13: 978-0312310844
• Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.4 x 0.9 inches
• Shipping Weight: 9.1 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (90 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #4,673 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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135 of 153 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Stranger than fiction but mostly spot on! , May 11, 2005

By	Jenna1959 (APO, AE Germany) - See all my reviews

This is without a doubt the funniest damn thing I have read in the last ten years written by two individuals who either learned or have always been animals with women. Their insights while many times exaggerated (one assumes for comic effect), are dead on target about 95% of the time. What these (and all other) players understand that girly men and wussies do not, is that it's not about brutalizing, injuring or manipulating women. It all about men giving away their personal power to women they are attracted to. It's not that women are attracted to bad boys, as much as bad boys possess many of the traits that women are attracted to. Women, especially beautiful women are approached constantly and are used to making most men uncomfortable as well as bend over backwards to gain their approval. So when they finally meets a man who doesn't cower, meets their every thrust and parry without missing a beat, doesn't shower them with compliments they've heard a hundred times and actually pokes fun at them........he separates himself from the rest of the pack (of mostly nancy boys and panty waists). Bad boys are generally confident, cocky and not easily intimidated (least of all by women). These guys (the authors) truly "get it" and if you take that much away from this masterpiece in disguise, you'll start "getting it" as well, more often than you ever have in your entire life! Buy the damn book!

34 of 41 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars You gotta be kiddin' me, November 13, 2003

By	The newest a**hole (Austin, Texas) - See all my reviews

If you're some dude who can't get lucky and you need advice on how to do it, DON'T BUY THIS BOOK. The advice is mostly made up and I doubt much of it will help. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have even an ounce of sense of humor and want to spend the next month with milk spurting out of your nose and your ribs separating from your body from the convulsions of laughter, buy the book right friggin' now.

I don't have the words to describe how ridiculously hysterical this thing is. I saw it in a Barnes & Noble and couldn't believe they'd even sell it. When I opened the pig up, I laughed out loud on every single page I looked at.

I took it home, AND I SWEAR TO GOD, my grandmother (68, but very cool) picked it up. I thought I was going to die. She went to the last chapter (Divorce and death) and she fell on the couch nearly crying she was laughing so hard. She was very excited to learn that you can have sex until the day you die.

Anyway, long story short (too late for that) BUY THIS BOOK NOW FOR YOURSELF, YOUR WIFE, YOUR BROTHER, YOUR MISTRESS AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST. I gotta go sit down now - I'm still out of breath from cracking up while I was on the toilet.

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, April 12, 2006

By	Soeren H. Huba (Cos Cob, CT) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

I laughed long and hard when reading through this book, it was hilarious - I enjoyed it. While a lot of the points brought up sounded very familiar, I don't know if I want to use the authors' advice as-is. But I haven't laughed this much in a long time. I certainly understand that some will object to how females are portrayed in this book, but luckily we have the right to write and publish such books, the right to disagree with them and the right to laugh about them.