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  • Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin; 1st edition (May 1, 2003)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0312310846
  • ISBN-13: 978-0312310844
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.5 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.1 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (87 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #18,264 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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One of the funniest books I have ever read!
Meat Cleaver
Too many people say "Women like bad boys.", thus "nice guys finish last".
Boru Judas Dederich
The only problem is, this humor book isn't very funny.
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176 of 234 people found the following review helpful By Jenna1959 on May 11, 2005
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This is without a doubt the funniest damn thing I have read in the last ten years written by two individuals who either learned or have always been animals with women. Their insights while many times exaggerated (one assumes for comic effect), are dead on target about 95% of the time. What these (and all other) players understand that girly men and wussies do not, is that it's not about brutalizing, injuring or manipulating women. It all about men giving away their personal power to women they are attracted to. It's not that women are attracted to bad boys, as much as bad boys possess many of the traits that women are attracted to. Women, especially beautiful women are approached constantly and are used to making most men uncomfortable as well as bend over backwards to gain their approval. So when they finally meets a man who doesn't cower, meets their every thrust and parry without missing a beat, doesn't shower them with compliments they've heard a hundred times and actually pokes fun at them........he separates himself from the rest of the pack (of mostly nancy boys and panty waists). Bad boys are generally confident, cocky and not easily intimidated (least of all by women). These guys (the authors) truly "get it" and if you take that much away from this masterpiece in disguise, you'll start "getting it" as well, more often than you ever have in your entire life! Buy the damn book!
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18 of 23 people found the following review helpful By A Customer on July 29, 2003
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This might be the funniest book I have ever read. If you get it for the sheer comedic value, it's the best buy in the store. But despite how completely over the top it is, there is some actual advice in there too. The section on $5 dates is a must for any guy, and the 69 deviant sexual positions in the back could make Andrew Dice Clay blush. I've heard of some of them like the Hoover, and the Angry Dragon, but Arabian Goggles, the Crazy Fireman, and the Flying Camel....I was in tears.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By Jeffrey Conner on April 2, 2012
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If you are looking for advice, I would not recommend this book. If you are looking for satire, then go for this book!
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful By Richard Livingston on February 18, 2011
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Yes, the title is a bit raw......but in a sea of lame, mainstream, mangina type books, this book kicks all their asses....IMO. It's written for men of all ages, but the earlier in life the reader gets their hands on this, the more value they will get out of it. Unless a guy has lived under a rock his whole life, he will undoubtedly relate to some of the material covered, and be better prepared for the cruel reality of modern relationships with the opposite sex. If that weren't enough, the humor alone is worth the purchase.
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47 of 67 people found the following review helpful By Boru Judas Dederich on March 24, 2006
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Too many people say "Women like bad boys.", thus "nice guys finish last". That is a bit misleading.

The truth is we call winners, alpha males, etc. "bad boys" and "dangerous". Why? Because those that actually create and succeed and get power are often those that know, control, and manipulate the "system"...that is, the integrated business, legal, and social system. "Nice guys" are usually men who don't know the system...nice simply equates to naive...and that is why nice guys work their life away for "bad boys".

But men love "bad boys" too. We love action heros that break the law...Arnold, Dirty Harry, Deathwish. Why? Because deep down we all know that those that break or bend the law make important things happen. Columbus paved a path of cultural destruction and instituted slavery all the way to our nation, cowboys killed indians and Mexicans clearing a nation for others to live in, the Boston Tea Party, the Revolutionary war (and every war) was orchestrated by "bad boys" and actually fought by "nice guys".

And you don't even have to get away with breaking the law. Criminals are loved for their indescretions...from the Crip who killed a cop to the president who got a BJ, most people, men and women, not only have some level of respect for people for daring to have principles of living beyond the laws of other men. They are no one's b!tches. As the Godfather said "I don't apologize - to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those bigshots."

Anyway, women, like everyone, are looking to increase their odds of becoming a 'winner' too. Winner meaning power...the power to not work, the power to travel, the power to buy what they want, the power to not take crap from anyone.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Jayson on June 22, 2011
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This book is for pure entertainment value only. If you're looking for a real a**hole's guide to handling chicks I would check out some other books, like 'the Game'. That being said, this book has it's moments. Parts will make you laugh out loud while others kind of drag on. It's worth checking out if you like college style humor and it should definitely be on the bookshelf of every frat house.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By James Welsh on June 5, 2010
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If you are a man who has ever been on a date, been dumped, had a girlfriend or ever been or are now married you NEED THIS BOOK. It was amazing... the advice is priceless and everyone is going to want to borrow it from you when you are done with it!!
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6 of 8 people found the following review helpful By A. Ortiz on July 9, 2010
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One of the funniest and most entertaining books I have read. Very good and sound advice with a chauvinistic twist. This book is not for the nice, gentle, emotional, sweet, and sensitive guys who always end up in the friends zone. This is a book for the guy who is tired of getting stepped on and intimidated by women. For the guy who tries to hard to please and never gets laid. For the guy who wants grow a set of bowling balls. Trust me this book will entertain and share with you truths and wisdom that have been passed on from generation to generation of jerks who know how to handle women.
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