Customer Reviews

Confessions of a Call Girl

5 star:		(1)
4 star:		(1)
3 star:		(0)
2 star:		(4)
1 star:		(7)

 

 

The poor, poor actors! This utter dog of a movie isn't held back by the acting, it's the dreadful script, low budget & lackluster direction that really hold it back. Of course, it could have surmounted even these obstacles if it at least presented copious amounts of gratuitous T&A as might be expected from the title, but regrettably, even that minor sop to the viewer was completely denied.

Run, do not walk, RUN away from this pitiful waste of time & money! Free is too high a price to pay for this dog, because you'll never get back the time wasted on watching this cinematic excrement!

& BTW, the ending not only doesn't make much sense, it sux on multiple levels. So you sit thru an excruciatingly bad flick hoping for a good wrapup, and are left staring at the screen when it's over, watching the credits wondering "WHY? WHY WOULD ANYONE LET THEIR NAME BE ATTACHED TO THIS?"

In short, I dislike this film intensely. Hopefully, having taken part in it won't ruin the careers of the actors, some of whom were quite decent, despite the dreadful material they had to work with.

I rented this movie with a free blockbuster coupon and after the first 30 seconds fast forwarded through 90% of it. It has to be the worst movie that has ever been made. Why would anyone do this movie. Are these actors that broke! They would get more respect flipping burgers than being attached to this movie. Lynn Whitfield?!!!!!! Clifton Powell?!!!!! Whoever directed this movie must have been blackmailing them to do it. Watch the Giligan's Island marathon before you watch this.

I am a huge fan of Tamala Jones, and was very excited to see her in something new. Unfortunately, as I watched Confessions of a Call Girl, I was very disappointed. The script was either poorly written of all the actors delivered poorly. Do Not Buy This Movie. It's not worth renting or even watching on HBO or any other premium channel. As a matter ot fact, wait until it runs on BET or TVOne. Atleast then you'll get commercial breaks from the maddness.

Horrible movie. Bad Acting, low budget, story sucks!! Stay away!! Don t waste your money!!!!

Like everyone else about 10 minutes into the movie my husband and I had the WTF look on our faces. This movie had some good actors and I cannot believe they appeared in this movie. If I were them I would not put this in my resume. This movie looks like it was home make and I swear in some parts they were ad libbing. Is it just me or is Tamala Jones headed toward porn? I told my husband he should take this movie to his job, leave it laying around and see if anyone will have enough nerve to pick it up and be tortured/punished like the rest of us. SHAME!!!

This is a disgrace to the film industry. Because I know I can never get back the time I wasted watching this I can only warn anyone who is contemplating viewing this to watch paint dry instead...it would be much more entertaining that this so called movie.

As good as some of these actors are, i cannot believe that they even agreed to this thing called a movie. The script was poorly written and the acting was borderline "atrocious". I cannot even believe that Lynn Whitfield even agreed to take part in this dreadful film. She's too good of an actress. I don't mind supporting black films, but this is ridiculous! I'm considering just giving this film to somebody. Hell, it's not even worth trying to sell back to someone.

This movie was nothing special. I am a fan of many of the actors and that is why I brought it. The script left something to be desired.

I wanted to turn this movie off within the first ten minutes, and I should have. The movie is stupid. 30 minutes into it, you put the bad acting behind you only to realize that the editing of the movie is poor. At one point, I even heard the floor creaking as the actress walked and performed her lines. I'm sure that wasn't supposed to make the final cut. The ending was just completely ridiculous and a waste. Like a previous post says, you start seeing the credit and immediately wonder why.

Don't buy this movie, and only rent it with a free coupon (like I did) if you can't find anything else in the store.

I can't believe Tamala Jones, Bokeem Woodbine, and Lynn Whitfield would associate themselves with this crappy straight to video movie.

Lynn Whitfield has fallen hard from A Thin Line Between Love and Hate. And I pray that Tamala Jones hasn't type cast herself as a cheap hoe. She definitely won't be winning any awards for this role.

Hated it" If your confused you'll love this film.
Sane people don't bother you'll probably barf. I only gave it one star because I couldn't give it 0 stars. Tamala Jones and Lynn Whitfield must be going broke to stoop to such low levels. Am I thee only one that thought Lynn and Tamala would end up in bed together?