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M. F. Korn (Author), Lawrence Miller (Illustrator)
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September 2000
"I am recording: Tim Meadows here doing his thesis: The matrix of grave markers are neatly trimmed in the evanescent moonlight. Helixes of crickets surround the paddock of mist. Silent screams bob up from cavernous graves of the recent dead. The banks of mausoleums stand on the north end flanking a thatch of dark woods. That is where the man lies who is forever alone. For a change he is sleeping both day and night. Then perhaps he will trap himself in the brick walls for two days in a row, mouthing Gregorian chant. Yes, he is a religious man. He scribbles astral charts and makes little Christian fishes like the symbol from 1000 A.D. It is almost the millennium again. Does that mark suffice again' Or will it be replaced by something else, something more arcane to fit these strange times' A collection of six short stories and one novella.

Contents:
"Eternal Questions Posed at the International House of Pancakes"
"And Now, the Wizard of Gore, May I Present the President"
"The Great Find of the Nontraditional Computer Cowboys"
"Rags to Riches to Hell"
"The Unwelcome Guest"
"Letters from Skitzo"
"Confessions of a Ghoul"
--This text refers to the Kindle Edition edition.

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"I am recording: Tim Meadows here doing his thesis: The matrix of grave markers are neatly trimmed in the evanescent moonlight. Helixes of crickets surround the paddock of mist. Silent screams bob up from cavernous graves of the recent dead. The banks of mausoleums stand on the north end flanking a thatch of dark woods. That is where the man lies who is forever alone. For a change he is sleeping both day and night. Then perhaps he will trap himself in the brick walls for two days in a row, mouthing Gregorian chant. Yes, he is a religious man. He scribbles astral charts and makes little Christian fishes like the symbol from 1000 A.D. It is almost the millennium again. Does that mark suffice again? Or will it be replaced by something else, something more arcane to fit these strange times?

"He lies in repose, he is thin, gaunt, with hollowed eyes and a slant of insanity about his countenance. He has no identity. Yes, he is a vast storehouse of knowledge. Is it polite to snore incessantly amongst your brethren? The dead don't argue much, he notices. His voluminous bibliothèque is filled with inscribed journals, diaries and marginalia from a psycho. He himself is not sentient to regard himself in any manner whatsoever. So he is tabula rasa for his hubris. He is just a walking memory bank of intellectual debris. Harmless though, I am not sure. I am following him. I know who he is. I am a stranger too.

"I am a graduate student at Proteus. Hear the bell town chime out? That is my heart, all atria bleeding, gesticulating in my adventure here. The man is a formidable subject, you see.

"I first noticed him at Darwin bus station. He never speaks to anyone as far as I can tell. But that doesn't mean the Pantagruelian people do not speak to him. He is a quintessential derelict of the soul. He seems to have no cognizant reasoning, no personality faculties left. I look into his journals while he leaves his little mausoleum hideaway. He calls himself Tiresias. He was once a scholar to some degree it appears. Isn't it obvious? I mean to look into school records and registration, but Shades of Falstaff, I cannot get legal access to them. Administration rules and so forth. I am planning on doing my dissertation on him, upon my soul. I am just embarking on this whole process, this project of the Divine. I will be forced to hedge a little to my supervising professor about the exact nature of the project. I find I am up all night, long, long into every night, and that is an incessant toll upon my daylight reasoning. I feel a bit of a voyeur. Lack of serotonin in my occipital lobe, and all that. It can lead to an artificial sort of Tourette's Syndrome, also a malaise of melancholia, depression. Twitching of the eyes. They have done studies widely documented, on shift workers. Fortunately I was an insomniac before all of this was a gleam of insanity in my mind's eye.

"My name is Timothy Meadows. I received an undergraduate degree in psychology at a small state college fifty miles away. I have read all of the major influences: Freud, Adler, William James, Carl Jung, May. To tell you the truth, I didn't even want to pursue this after I got my degree. Then I consented, and now I have found my treasure trove, in this Tiresias. He must have once been a master of literature, letters. His journals are filled with existential ravings and lunacy--I haven't seen hardly any of them--it's simply too dangerous at this point. Once I thought I had been found out through my entering his concubine of a vault-room, but it was simply a graveyard rat seeking a newer world. His space is filled with the dead stacked up like cordwood, after all. And I have read all of Poe and Lovecraft extensively and they seem to be relevant here. I wonder if he delves into that bastard genre of literature. He does have some paperbacks lying around the stench-ridden space. I am afraid that if I am discovered by this thing that I could be in danger at once. Right now I am in the safety of my modest rent house apartment at 407½-B N. Magnolia, Darwin, LA 70460. It is catty corner to a quaint innocent park replete with gazebo in the center of this backwater antediluvian, or perhaps better said, antebellum town. Darwin, Louisiana is one corner of an isosceles triangle between New Orleans and Baton Rouge. It is the heart of Tangipahoa Parish, a swamp for the reptilian, giacanda redneck, primordial in every way. But there is serendipity here, too. There is a pall of absolute quietude. And since a fortnight ago that I birthed this thesis project, Tiresias: A CASE STUDY, I have found literal silence of the tombs, the silence of the quiet padding of the walking dead. This Tiresias promises to be, if I am at all correct, the most unique schism of man in modern psychology and in exact attunement with modern issues of mortality. I am a bit afraid of him I fear, and I shall keep a holy distance. I have only ventured this far, once into his veritable pit of loathsomeness. I have not yet figured out how he subsists and keeps body and wretched soul together. But before long, I shall find out everything about this prize, this somnambulistic zombie from some B-horror flick. It is truly akin to a tale of ratiocination from an old Gothic tome. Lovecraft is what it brings to mind, an early, rather juvenile tale. Right now I am figuring out the rudiments of all this, and my unwilling participant of this case study." (end of recording)


Product Details

  • Paperback: 128 pages
  • Publisher: Silver Lake Publishing (September 2000)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1931095477
  • ISBN-13: 978-1931095471
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 6.4 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #7,846,047 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

MF Korn writes surreal dark fantasy, quiet horror and strange science fiction. He is the author of twelve novels, two screenplays and two hundred and forty five short stories.

Three of Michael Korn's books, CONFESSIONS OF A GHOUL AND OTHER STORIES, and ALIENS, MINIBIKES AND OTHER STAPLES OF SUBURBIA, and SKIMMING THE GUMBO NUCLEAR were mentioned in The Year's Best Fantasy & Horror: Fifteenth Annual Edition.

CONFESSIONS OF A GHOUL AND OTHER STORIES and RACHMANINOFF'S GHOST were mentioned in The Mammoth Book of New Horror.

A story "The Strange Case of the Lovecraft Cafe" cowritten with D.F. Lewis and Jeff Vandermeer was mentioned in the Year's Best Fantasy & Horror: Twenty First Annual Edition. His website is www.mfkorn.com .

 

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A review ..., May 28, 2002
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M.F. Korn's new book, CONFESSIONS OF A GHOUL,appears to be the final nail in the coffin of Silver Lake Publishing, now gone to meet its maker (who is running from debtors no doubt.)

This is certainly not the fault of Korn as his book is generally above par. The best stories in this collection are the rollicking "The Great Find Of The Non-Traditional Computer Cowboys". For some reason that I couldn't quite put my finger on, it reminded me of Hemingway and Hunter S. Thompson.

Three stories in a row: "And Now, The Wizard Of Gore, May I Present The President", "Rags To Riches To Hell", and my favorite, "The Unwelcome Guest" all concern themselves over variations of a central figure being the World's Greatest Horror Writer. They are brief bites of Horror tropes made all the more palatable for their unique twist ending and wry humor.

"Letters From Skitzo" is an uneven tale told entirely in letters back and forth. The ending is expected and the least of these stories.

Finally we reach the centerpeice of this book, "Confessions Of A Ghoul".

Everything that has come before this story seems naught but a series of movie trailers while waiting for the main feature.

"Confessions Of A Ghoul" is rich and textured in a way rarely seen these days. It takes its time without ever meandering through meaningless prose. M.F. Korn wants us to thoroughly get inside the head of the characters and does it in a way that never reveals too many secrets.

The story is about a Ghoul who has named himself Tiresias. He writes and babbles like a person going slowly mad from Syphilis. He shuffles through his life and a backwater University town somewhere deep in the bible thumping Louisiana South. Tiresias may or may not realize that he is being shadowed by a University student who has chosen him for his thesis.

Tim Meadows is the student intrigued by Tiresias and his ghoulish behavior, all the moreso because there is a rumor that Tiresias was once a brilliant student of the University.

Confessions Of A Ghoul delves page by page, ever deeper into the very dregs of human existence. Paranoia, perversion, and cannabalism are just the lynchpins to this tale.

The problems I had with this book seemed to have less to do with the author than with the editing. Spelling errors abound and whole paragraphs are repeated, over and over again turning what seems to be a fascinating story into a muddle. Notice this paragraph from page 73:

The night was black and dismal as midnight in the secret recesses of some sinister deep space. Whimpers whistled through the spooky paddock. Tiresias stopped and hunched over something in the thicket with the clearing just ahead. He waited, and then saw Tiresias brandish a sort of utensil, which looked much like an ordinary kitchen steak knife. He appeared to cut and thrash, and saw and hew away at a bundle of lifeless bulk which lay propped sideways on the very ground. The man was cutting away at a body. Very much deceased since God knew when, but now Tiresias was hungrily chewing at a now separated chuck of the meat of the remains. It looked like a frail body, perhaps that of a homeless bum or such. He wrenched more bloated flesh from it with a steak knife, diggin in as it were.

The scene is part of a fascinating whole. Too bad the whole thing gets repeated again on page 82 throwing the entire story off whack. I had to re-read it a second time, taking care to jump over the redux so that the story flowed the way it should.

Another place the book falters is with the very first story, "Eternal Questions Posed At The International House Of Pancakes". While the story has strands of self-effacing humor, it is also bloated with an overabundance of self-congratulatory sneer. M.F. Korn's character, Mark, makes secret fun of the multi-psuedo intellectuals and their conspiracy and UFO theories at a local eatery and bus station. Unfortunately, Korn gets so involved in the myriad progenitors of the form that the story begins to read more like a trivial pursuit game of junk science theorists than a humorous jaunt through this other world. As if name dropping alone betrays a studied knowledge and understanding of the crackpots.

This book, though flawed, is still enjoyable for all the best reasons I mentioned above and gets 3 BookWyrms from me.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Sepulchered stories of a ghoul, August 22, 2001
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A book for the curious, the connoisseur of horror. M.F. Korn's title character, a flesh-eating ghoul, is an allegory for the rot that eats at the soul of society. The short stories that round out the collection peel off the pretty veneer of bourgeois life. The author's prose sets its own tempo, enhancing the terrifying timbre of the tales. Not a book for the faint-hearted.
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4.0 out of 5 stars The Best of Pulp, Comedy, and the Disturbing, August 23, 2001
This outrageous, disturbing, completely original and often insane work offers an outpouring of stream-of-consciousness and completely off-the-wall fiction, anchored by the decadent and sometimes perverse title novella. It is not for the faint-of-heart. Nor is it without flaws--but much of it is immensely fresh and readable.
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