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Confessions of a Military Wife [Hardcover]

Mollie Gross
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Book Description

November 30, 2009
"I remember when I hit rock bottom. There I was with no make-up on, hadn't showered, eating raw cookie dough out of the tube, hitting on the toothless bagger at the commissary, and ordering jewelry off the TV. And that was just my first day!"

Confessions of a Military Wife is an honest, witty, and often hilarious look at the life of the new generation military wife. Mollie Gross learned the hard way to laugh instead of cry at what she could not control as a military spouse-and as she quickly discovered, nearly everything was out of her control!

A standup comedienne, public speaker, and wife of a Marine Corps officer, Mollie explores everything about the "issued" spouse, from deployment and the stress of having a husband in a combat zone, to the realization that marriage changes when your husband returns home from war. Nothing is taboo or out-of-bounds in Confessions, including the "parties" military wives throw for themselves before hubby returns. (You'll have to read the book to find out about those!)

More than one million American servicemen have deployed to war over the last few years, which means the lives and lifestyles of military wives are now front and center in the public's curiosity. How do they live? What is their day-to-day life like? How do they interact? How do they deal with weeks and months of separation? The answers will surprise (and in some cases, shock) you. Confessions teaches all women, whether civilian or military, that they can learn to find the funny side of anything by embracing the situation and changing their perspective. And now they can do so with humor and levity, and a little wisdom.

Evocative and provocative, Confessions of a Military Wife is a can't-put-down book that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

REVIEWS

"Mollie Gross is the Chelsea Handler of the milspouse community. She's unfiltered, honest, and hilarious, with an underlying message to stop whining and be proud. Think of it as heartfelt humor for the home front." - Military Spouse Magazine

"This book will have you laughing so hard you cry, but mostly nodding your head in agreement. As Confessions aptly demonstrates, military spouses lead interesting lives. Leave it to Mollie to turn some of our most candid military spouse moments into fits of laughter!" - Tara E. Crooks, military lifestyle writer, speaker, talk radio host, and co-founder of Army Wife Network (ArmyWifeNetwork.com)

"Better put on your big girl panties for this wild ride! Mollie's Confessions is not for the faint of heart. She expresses her faith, but nothing is sacred, so if you can handle the minute details of a Brazilian wax and what Bunco parties are really all about, dive right in. Prepare to be uplifted, and by that I mean right out of your chair. You'll either laugh uncontrollably or throw the book across the room. Either way, Mollie's tales of her life as a Marine wife will not leave you unmoved." - Terri Barnes, "Spouse Calls," Stars and Stripes

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About the Author

Mollie Gross is a former Marine Spouse, author, standup comedienne, and public speaker. She uses comedy and quick wit to encourage and inspire other military wives through the challenges of the military lifestyle. She lives with her husband Jon in Los Angeles.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Savas Beatie (November 30, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1932714766
  • ISBN-13: 978-1932714760
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.9 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (335 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #200,669 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Customer Reviews

Thank you for sharing your life and thank you for the signed book Mollie! loverofmychihuahua  |  69 reviewers made a similar statement
Hilarious and very true take on a life that isn't always so funny! Matthew Zimmel  |  54 reviewers made a similar statement
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71 of 87 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Very disappointing June 26, 2011
By Grif
Format:Hardcover
I am absolutely baffled by all the wonderful reviews for this book. I was excited to read it after hearing so much praise and was very, very disappointed. It really wasn't funny to me at all. I guess if you find humor in making fun of people in a mean spirited way (ugly baby, toothless commissary bagger), fart jokes and constant talk about IBS, this book will is a hoot. I have a spouse in the military and I hope that people don't think we are all that way. The author constantly contradicts herself. She prides herself on giving 'toys' to the other wifes but freaks out in the Hustler store. She talks about how awful "rankism" is yet she makes sure you know she is an officer's wife and constantly talks about the rank of her neighbors. Heaven forbid a guy hits on her. She will put him in his place because she is an "officer's wife". I get it. Basically, I found the book to be self centered and immature. I also don't think that a lot of her advice was very useful. Honestly, this is 2011, not the 1940's. Some military spouses stay at home but a lot of us work. We don't need to hear about how we need hobbies to keep us busy. Work, kids and being single parents while spouses are deployed (sometimes for a year or longer) is quite enough. I wish there were more books talking about how spouses can deal with the dilemma of balancing frequent PCSs and maintaining our professional careers...how to be independent while being the dependent spouse. Maybe I just haven't "accepted being a military housewife" as she encourages others to do. I find that there is a lot of humor in the miltary lifestyle. I just don't think she did a good job of writing about it.
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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Finally a military wife who really lays it all out!!! November 2, 2009
Format:Hardcover
I found Mollie Gross though milspouse mag, and loved her articles, then when her book came out I opted to review it for the radio show I cohost. I can say that I finally found a wife who doesn't talk about living on the p's and q's but really lays it all out. I feel like I am hearing the words of my best friend in our most bizarre moments. Mollie strikes a nerve with every branch, with ever rate and rank. Confessions is the book every wife needs when life seems chaotic for that great pick me up! Mollie doesn't mess around, there is no worry about what is expected, and you are free to accept what is! An awesome book for any mil spouse looking for some fun reading!!
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilariously Honest May 19, 2010
By C. Mata
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
So, I have been reading the book since I put my kids to bed 2 hours ago and I can not stop laughing! I have never laughed so hard when reading something my entire life. I can relate to so many of the stories, especially since Pendleton has been our only duty station so far. While I can't relate to Mollie's tummy problems..., I still can relate to the discomfort of the good looking young Navy doctors...Dr. Lund delivered one of my kids and I was traumatized, so I can only imagine how your experience with him must have been! Thank you so much for writing this...it's definitely going to help me get through this current deployment! :)
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Confessions of a Military wife October 25, 2009
Format:Hardcover
Knowing nothing of a military lifestyle, Mollie tells the story of being a military wife in her early twenties. I love this book because she takes the comedy approach in telling her story. Not only is it laugh out loud funny, it's smart and real. Mollie is a master at taking the everyday serious situations of the military and using her humor to best tell the story. This would be a great book to read if you are in the military or if you just want to laugh out loud.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A MUST READ!!! October 24, 2009
Format:Hardcover
Every woman that enters into a relationship with a man in the military needs to read this book. It should be issued to every military wife. It is absolutely hilarous, but also gives good solid advice. It puts a positive spin on a sometimes difficult lifestyle.
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14 of 18 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Ehh wasnt the worst October 14, 2011
By Crystal
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
I found parts of this book funny but to be honest I dont think its a book that many military wives can relate to. I have never met an Officers wife that acted the way she and her friends did in this book. Im the wife of an enlisted Marine though so maybe that is why I cant really relate to it. Her husband was only in for four years, she was only stationed on one base so thats the only military wife experience she has. I would LOVE to read a book with multiple stories and advice from multiple military wives. This way you could get more views all at once. P.S. I know my review says from Anthony LOL but my husband and I share this account.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars How did this book get so many good reviews? February 10, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
I am a military spouse new to the military and wanted to read a book that would give me insight into military life. This is not that book. This book honestly seemed written by a fifteen year old. It approached the topic in such an immature way that I could not relate at all. It also is very contradictory as others have stated. The author speaks about rankism as something bad, but mentions her husband's rank at every opportunity. It is also very pollyannaish. Having parties constantly does not actually fix any of the challenges or problems that the author or other military spouses faced. I wish she would have been more real and actually shared the good and bad and not tried to pretend it'a all solved by having fun parties each week. I also felt like it was written in 1950. Just the reasoning and discussions are so stereotypical "little wife at home". Military spouses are so much more than that and aspire to be so much more. The attitude shown in the book sets us back fifty+ years. Some may say it was written to be comedic, which is fine if it were funny...it's just not.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Incredible book!!!
I loved this book because the author puts a hilarious spin on the realities of military life and deployments, both of which are incredibly hard to live with or through, at times. Read more
Published 8 days ago by Shannon
2.0 out of 5 stars Good Read...If you're bored with nothing to do
This book was...interesting. While there were a few funny stories, I found the majority of it to be immature and tasteless. Read more
Published 13 days ago by Irene Adler
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely loved it!!
I just finished reading your book, that I found by accident online. I absolutely LOVED it.I live in a small town beside a base in Canada, a few years ago I worked on base for a few... Read more
Published 19 days ago by Heidy S
5.0 out of 5 stars Great, but has outdated information
Very funny and actually true !
The information that she gives is a little outdated.
I felt as though I have gone through all the things that she has too!
Published 19 days ago by Tiffany
5.0 out of 5 stars Love this book
Not much to say other than this was an enjoyable read. I normally don't purchase military wives type books because I find much of the information useless. Read more
Published 22 days ago by AJ
1.0 out of 5 stars Not a good book
I feel most new military wives will give good ratings to this books because they are still new to the lifestyle. Read more
Published 1 month ago by MM
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it
Amazing book I laughed so hard I was crying.
My husband thought I was crazy I laughed so hard and so often
Published 1 month ago by vj
5.0 out of 5 stars Very Inspirational
Molle has an amazing sense of humor, and I really related to everything that she said. It was really nice to read her book during my husbands deployment, and find light of whatever... Read more
Published 2 months ago by EmmaGreen11
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Read
If you've ever wondered what military life is like, or you've lived it, this book is a must read. I laughed,cried and remembered everything that I experienced as a Marine wife. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Jenny
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome
I'm a marine wife with a husband currently deployed! You lifted my spirits and made me laugh! I love this book. Wish it was longer though I read it to fast and I'm. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Jacy
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