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Confessions of Super Mom [Paperback]

Melanie Lynne Hauser
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (22 customer reviews)

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Book Description

August 1, 2006

According to my thirteen-year-old son, every superhero has an origin. My origin is a little embarrassing. I wasn’t put into a rocket and sent to Earth by my parents. I wasn’t bitten by a radioactive spider. No, I was merely the innocent victim of a Horrible Swiffer Accident.…

Strange things are happening to divorced mother of two Birdie Lee since the Horrible Swiffer Accident. She can sense danger (for example, a carload of speeding teenagers not wearing their seat belts) and spring into action with superhuman speed. She can find out what her daughter is up to on the Internet without even having to snoop. And she’s got cleaning powers ordinary women can only dream of.…

Warm, witty, and full of heart, Confessions of Super Mom is the tale of a woman who dares to take a stand against everything from stubborn stains to smug exs to corporate CEOs—and winds up defeating evil in some very unexpected ways.



Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

Like its title character, this debut novel has a secret identity: while it appears too adorable at first, and too typical, it's unexpectedly poignant and packs an emotional punch despite the cheery veneer. Birdie Lee is a divorced, mild-mannered single mother of two who's proud of how she's raised her kids. She's a grocery store cashier with an obnoxious ex and an extensive knowledge of cleaning products, who's looked down upon by the town's über-parents, Patty and Lex Osborne, beloved producers of patriotic snack foods. But when Birdie passes out after mixing incompatible cleaning solvents, she develops a scrubby-yet-soft right palm and the uncontrollable urge and ability to clean filthy bathrooms in a single swipe. Suddenly Super Mom, Birdie realizes that not only can she prevent underage drinking and improper car-seat use but that the Osbornes are plotting to control children subliminally through marketing and use them as guinea pigs. The cuteness cup runneth over now and then, but at the heart of this story is a narrative about a lonely, wronged woman who just wants to do right by her children and stand up to an uncontrollable world. Hauser slips in soliloquies on motherhood and womanhood that, though brief, are moving, showing us Birdie Lee's heart and in that, the wishes and dreams of super moms everywhere. (Sept.)
Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

From Booklist

Ever since her divorce, Birdie Lee has been trying to do it all. She is a grocery-store cashier who does her best to be a good mom to teenagers Martin, a lovable geek, and Kelly, who finds her mother terribly embarrassing. One morning, after the kids have gone to school, Birdie goes after a stubborn stain in the bathroom. An ill-advised mixture of all the cleaning products in the house knocks her out cold; on waking, Birdie possesses miraculous cleaning powers and an uncanny ability to anticipate when children are in danger. After her initial shock, Birdie revels in her newfound power and sets about protecting kids everywhere. Meanwhile, she realizes that the company behind the popular Patriot Pops cereal, New Cosmos Industries, run by self-made millionaires Lex and Patty Osborne, is not quite the innocent, all-American, family-values operation it purports to be. Super Mom has found her archnemesis. This silly but fun twist on the superhero tale comes packaged with a socially responsible message about consumerism, but it doesn't get in the way of the high jinks. Beth Leistensnider
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 314 pages
  • Publisher: NAL Trade (August 1, 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0451218566
  • ISBN-13: 978-0451218568
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.7 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (22 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,323,277 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Hailing from the Hoosier state (where I grew up in the shadow of the Indianapolis 500 racetrack), I'm a late bloomer who is just now figuring out what I want to be when I grow up. Having tried my hand at telemarketing, candy striping for a nursing home and acting under my maiden name, Melanie Miller (Most Academy Award-Worthy Performance: The title role, complete with bear costume, in the gut-wrenching exploration of good touch/bad touch entitled "What's the Matter, Little Bear?"), I put everything on hold in order to marry, have two children, and spend my time making sure they didn't stick their fingers in electrical sockets. (Both the husband, and the children.) I put in a brave couple of years with the PTA, driving my sons to soccer practices, track meets and orthodontist appointments. In short, I was in training to become Super Mom.

At an age when many women throw themselves back into their careers after raising their children, I looked around and realized I never had one in the first place. So I turned to the one thing I did know: Books. So I wrote one. It stank. I buried it out in my backyard, next to the compost heap. I wrote another book. It didn't stink quite so much; still, nobody wanted to publish it. I wrote another book. It stank the least of all, and led to my current, wonderful literary agent, but still it went unpublished. Then I wrote CONFESSIONS OF SUPER MOM. So far, nobody has said that it stinks. In fact, so many people like it that I wrote the sequel, to be published in 2007. And finally, at long last, I have a career. (And old men in nursing homes everywhere breathe a huge sigh of relief.)

Customer Reviews

It was a wonderful, uplifting fun read that I have been recommending to everyone. J. Lynch  |  6 reviewers made a similar statement
I'd give it 10 stars if I could and am hoping for a sequel. Rayna Gorowitz  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
The snappy dialogue is irresistible! Fern Greenberg  |  2 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Lazy Afternoon Escape July 27, 2006
Format:Hardcover
Loved this book - a real guilty pleasure. Deep? No. The plot is formulaic, but the way she twists the details made me continually curious as to how she would play with this formula. I'm a mom and a sci-fi fan- a great book for fantasy loving moms. Also, I could relate to her deep concern for children and wanting to make the world a better place. I share the fantasy. Highly recommended beach read.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Fun to read March 9, 2006
Format:Hardcover
This was a really fun book to read. I'm glad that a friend of mine suggested it to me. The characters were easy to relate too and it was well written.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun and original November 28, 2007
By Tanya
Format:Paperback
I really enjoyed this book. It was funny, adventurous and definitely original. With all of the same old, same old out there it's great to find something that isn't completely predictable. A good light read that didn't disappoint!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Tedious with a touch of funny
The author of "Confessions of a Super Mom" does have talent and should keep writing. This book is fun, in parts, and, on occasion, is delightfully original. Read more
Published 9 months ago by sam o'boyle.
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Second time around too
I just got this book back from a friend and reread the whole thing last night. Can't wait to read a sequel!
Published on August 11, 2009 by carannros
1.0 out of 5 stars Skip this book....
I am floored by the good reviews here. The idea behind the book is good, but the book itself is tedious and hair-pulling bad. I was so disappointed, I can't tell you. Read more
Published on January 30, 2008 by Eclectic Reader
4.0 out of 5 stars Cleanup on Aisle 5.....
I felt this was a fun read. I had a little trouble getting into it at first, but then I kept wanting to read more. Not a bad first novel. Read more
Published on May 11, 2007 by Michele Risner
5.0 out of 5 stars Faster than a cup of coffee, more powerful than a blog carnival . .
I picked this book up because of the cover and because my daughter has been obsessed with superheros her whole life. Read more
Published on October 10, 2006 by J. Lynch
5.0 out of 5 stars funny and sharp
"Confessions of Super Mom" is charming and amusing, with a disarmingly likable cast of characters. The book playfully dissects the conventions of super-hero comics, while also... Read more
Published on June 13, 2006 by Timothy Schaffert
5.0 out of 5 stars A super delight to read
"Confessions of Super Mom" is Melanie Lynne Hauser's debut novel. It's the story of Birdie Lee, a 41-year-old single mother who works as a cashier at Marvel Fine Food and Beverages... Read more
Published on December 29, 2005 by MLPlayfair
5.0 out of 5 stars Why should kids have all the fun!
Huge thanks to Melanie Lynne Hauser for giving us moms what we deserve--our very own super hero. Smart, funny and surprisingly poignant, CONFESSIONS OF SUPER MOM introduces us to... Read more
Published on October 28, 2005 by Ellen Meister
5.0 out of 5 stars Buy this book!
I loved it - from the first page to the last. I picked it up in the afternoon, and couldn't put it down until I'd finished it in the wee hours the next morning. Read more
Published on October 14, 2005 by Nic
5.0 out of 5 stars A fresh, upbeat, and hilarious look at what it takes to be a mother
On a typical day in a typical house, in a seemingly typical small town, an unsuspecting woman named Birdie Lee is trying to remove a stain of unknown origin from her bathroom... Read more
Published on October 13, 2005 by Bookreporter
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