Confessions of a Teen Sleuth [Bargain Price] [Hardcover]

Chelsea Cain (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: March 10, 2005

"If you are reading this, then I am gone and this manuscript, per my instruction, has been delivered to the writer Chelsea Cain for publication as she sees fit..."

America's favorite girl detective is back to set the record straight. According to our titian-haired heroine, she was not a fictional character, but an intrepid real-life sleuth who investigated some of the twentieth century's biggest mysteries. And the famous series she starred in was not cooked up by a team of writers, but plagiarized from her exploits by a nosy college roommate-who, not surprisingly, got a whole lot wrong.

Here are the daring escapes, brilliant hunches, and dependable stock characters, including interlopers from numerous other beloved series, that have delighted generations of fans. And here, also, are the details of teen-sleuth life that you never saw: the secret romances, reckless driving, minor drinking problems, political action, and domestic drama that have, up till now, remained hidden from these brave detectives' adoring public.

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Editorial Reviews

Review

"I can't remember when I've laughed aloud so frequently during the reading of a book…A wonderful send-up of the Nancy Drew novels."--Nancy Pearl, NPR

 

"Chelsea Cain's gleeful parody Confessions of a Teen Sleuth affectionately hits all the formulaic high points of a Nancy Drew mystery, sending up and yet saluting America's favorite girl detective. All the unspoken truths about money, social status and teenage identity crises ordinarily crammed between the lines of her adventures are outrageously exposed, and the book is no less endearing for it."--New York Times Book Review

"A loving parody…breezy fun with a heart of gold."--Onion

"Irresistible, hilarious…Cain is a brilliant parodist."--Oregonian

"Wondrous fun…An immensely enjoyable re-visioning of the much-loved Nancy Drew, and the best kind of guilty pleasure."--Portland Mercury

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About the Author

Chelsea Cain is the author of The Hippie Handbook (2004) and the memoir Dharma Girl (1996). She edited the anthology Wild Child (2000), about children of the counterculture. She has written for a wide variety of publications and is currently a humor columnist for the Oregonian.

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Product Details

• Hardcover: 208 pages
• Publisher: Bloomsbury USA (March 10, 2005)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1582345112
• ASIN: B000MTEWNU
• Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.9 x 0.7 inches
• Shipping Weight: 15.2 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (36 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,916,062 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Chelsea Cain is a humour columnist for The Oregonian and reviews for the New York Times Book Review. She has written for a wide variety of publications. Chelsea lives with her husband and daughter in Portland, Oregon.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

26 of 28 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Nancy Drew in her own words, April 22, 2005

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Karen Sampson Hudson "Karen Sampson Hudson" (Reno, NV United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Confessions of a Teen Sleuth (Hardcover)

Chelsea Cain's lighthearted, witty parody of the Nancy Drew series will appeal to all who spent blissful childhood hours curled up with the "slim, attractive, titian-haired" detective. Cain serves up the REAL Nancy Drew, as appealing in her own way as she was in the pages of Carolyn Keene "who got a lot of things wrong."

All the familiar characters are here---Ned Nickerson (whom Nancy does marry); Bess (not really plump at all--indeed, slightly anorexic due to her anxiety over the way she is depicted by Keene); George (with a "life partner"); Hannah Gruen (with a surprising secret); Carson Drew (with a svelte young wife). Many other figures from the pages of childhood mystery series appear--foremost among them, Nancy's love, Frank Hardy.

Readers will find themselves chuckling over every page and experiencing delightful nostalgia mixed with wry, clear-eyed adult humor. You'll love this book!

21 of 23 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Not Your Daughter's Nancy Drew, May 12, 2005

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Mark Baker (Santa Clarita, CA United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Confessions of a Teen Sleuth (Hardcover)

Now the truth can be known. Carolyn Keene was a real person. In fact, she was Nancy Drew's college roommate who decided to use Nancy's exploits to make herself famous. Turns out that Carolyn didn't get all the facts right, however, so Nancy has decided to set the record straight.

This book is the story of the real Nancy Drew. Taking 10 cases, it explores her life from the 1920's to 1992. As the times change, so does Nancy's life. But she still finds herself caught up in mysteries that often involve other famous teen sleuths like Frank and Joe Hardy, Judy Bolton, and Encyclopedia Brown. And they are quite eye opening for all concerned.

Make no mistake about it, this book is intended for adults and not kids. There are lots of adult themes, and no halos are left intact. Honestly, as a result, I found it oddly depressing at times. Of course, part of that may be because I was watching characters I like struggle and change. The author nailed that part when she has Nancy talk about how we the readers never want to seem these characters grow up or change. On the other hand, I found the cameos by other teen sleuths (and there seems to be at least one every chapter) fun. Obviously, the more you know about them, the more you'll enjoy the references. A couple went over my head for the most part. Of course, some come out looking better then others. The storylines of each chapter are quite fun as they find Nancy in various points of history. She gets involved in World War II, the red scare of the 50's, and Haight-Ashbury during the 60's as just a couple examples.

This book's target audience is adults with fond memories of hours spent with teen sleuths as a kid. They will most likely enjoy this take on the genre if they can allow their childhood heroes to become tarnished by real life.

16 of 19 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars clever affectionate parody, April 1, 2005

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This review is from: Confessions of a Teen Sleuth (Hardcover)

I'm not sure the reader above does understand "parody." This is a clever, affectionate book that will bring a smile to the face of anyone who fondly remembers the adventures of Nancy Drew. It's not in poor taste by any stretch, unless you're a real prude (nothing worse than a PG rating equivalent). Incorporating the other teen sleuths we all remember was an great idea--I love imagining a whole universe populated by plucky young detectives! The trash is no place for this one! I picked it up after reading the New York Times Book Review, and I'm glad I did!