I Am a Conservative: Uncensored, Undiluted and Absolutely Un-PC [Kindle Edition]

Kurt Schlichter (Author)

Book Description

A highly amusing, no-holds-barred meditation on what conservatives really think, and what they really want, by conservative pundit, Breitbart writer and Twitter maven Kurt Schlichter. Too often, conservatives have kept silent in the face of insanity, inanity, and outright idiocy. That ends here!
From mocking Democrat poobahs and Hollywood nitwits to beating on the wimps at the helm of the GOP, "I Am a Conservative" goes straight for the throat and says what everyone else only dares to think.

Product Details

• File Size: 219 KB
• Print Length: 142 pages
• Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
• Language: English
• ASIN: B0089C6FGE
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• X-Ray: Not Enabled
• Lending: Enabled
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #75,788 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
  • #30 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Political
  • #87 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Political

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

27 of 30 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Should be read aloud while gathered 'round the Community Gruel Pot June 6, 2012

By Nathan L Wurtzel

Format:Kindle Edition

A fine offering from America's hottest 140 character writer. When you're not busy fetching lattes, read this hilarious book, featuring an honest, frank accounting of why conservatives are conservative.

23 of 26 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Great stuff from one of my favourite Twitter follows June 6, 2012

By Bethany S. Mandel

Format:Kindle Edition

I've been looking forward to this e-book for a while. Kurt is a hoot and a half on Twitter and I knew this book wouldn't disappoint. Follow him and read the book. You won't be disappointed.

21 of 25 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious June 6, 2012

By J.N.

Format:Kindle Edition

This book is political comedic gold. I really could not put it down, smart, witty, edgy, insulting, caring, and really thought provoking. I cannot recommend this book enough.

More About the Author

Kurt Schlichter writes, with a pronounced conservative edge, as a weekly columnist for Townhall.com. An outspoken conservative, Kurt was personally recruited by Andrew Breitbart in 2009 to write first for Big Hollywood, and then for Breitbart.com's Big Government, Big Journalism and Big Peace sites. His freelance work has also been published in major papers like the New York Post, the Washington Examiner, the Los Angeles Times, the Boston Globe, the Washington Times, the Army Times, and the San Francisco Examiner.

Kurt is often on the air as a news source, an on-screen commentator, and as a guest on nationally syndicated radio programs discussing political, military and legal issues, including Fox News, the Hugh Hewitt Show, the Dennis Miller Show, Geraldo, the Greg Garrison Show, the John Phillips Show, the Tony Katz Radio Spectacular, PJTV's The Conversation, The Delivery with Jimmie Bise, Jr., the Snark Factor, and WMAL's Mornings on the Mall with Larry O'Connor, among others.

He appears weekly on both the Derek Hunter Show and Cam and Company with his own brand of caring conservative cultural commentary.

As a stand-up comic for several years, he has gathered a large and devoted following in the world of social media for his amusing and often biting conservative commentary. He is an active user of Twitter (@KurtSchlichter) with over 26,000 followers, which led to his #1 selling Amazon "Political Humor" ebooks "I Am a Conservative: Uncensored, Undiluted and Absolutely Un-PC" and "I Am a Liberal: A Conservative's Guide to Dealing With Nature's Most Irritating Mistake."

His new book "Conservative Insurgency: The Battle Plan to Take America Back" is tentatively set for release in 2013.

Kurt is also a successful trial lawyer based in the Los Angeles area representing companies and individuals in matters ranging from routine business cases to confidential Hollywood and entertainment industry disputes and transactions. A member of the Million Dollar Advocates Forum, which recognizes attorneys who have won verdicts in excess of $1 million, his litigation strategy and legal analysis articles regularly run in such legal publications such as the Los Angeles Daily Journal and California Lawyer.

Kurt is a 1994 graduate of Loyola Law School, where he was a law review editor. He majored in Communications and Political Science as an undergraduate at the University of California, San Diego, where he also edited the conservative student paper California Review while writing a regular column in the student humor paper the Koala. He also drank a lot of Coors.

Kurt rose to the rank of Army infantry colonel on active duty and in the California Army National Guard. He wears the silver "jump wings" of a qualified paratrooper and commanded the elite 1st Squadron, 18th Cavalry Regiment. A veteran of both the Persian Gulf War and Operation Enduring Freedom (Kosovo), as well as the Los Angeles riots, the Northridge earthquake and the 2007 San Diego fires mobilizations, he is a graduate of the Army's Combined Arms Staff Service School, the Command and General Staff College, and the United States Army War College, where he received a master of Strategic Studies degree.

He loves military history, red meat and the Second Amendment. His favorite caliber is .45.

Kurt is married to Irina and has two children. He also owns the Hideous Terrier. He lives in the South Bay area of Los Angeles.