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Control Your Woman Remote Controller

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Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 2.4 x 5.5 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7 ounces
  • ASIN: B0015S1AHI
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #146,232 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (36 customer reviews)
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Product Description

This hilarious novelty gift looks just like a TV remote control, but is in fact a great way to try and control your partner! The Control Your Woman Remote Controller offers a unique way to get your perfect woman through the powers of a simple device (not guaranteed, but it's a nice thought). Simply press a button and hope that your command comes true. We specifically like the breast buttons, which don't seem to work but get the most use!Our Control Your Woman Remote Controller makes a hilarious Valentine's Day, Birthday gift or stocking filler. If your partner seems to have turned into a nagging whinge-bag with no sex drive then the Control Your Woman Remote Controller could be the answer you have been looking for!

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Customer Reviews

Lots of laughs.
Bill White
That means this remote cannot control something like 98% of women out there.
Zum Zamim
I bought this as a gift for a guy friend and he loves it.
JoyJoy

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

69 of 88 people found the following review helpful By Arthur A. Carapola on January 22, 2009
Every real guy needs one of these! I bought 5 for me and my buddies. I have gotten more mileage out of this than most jokes. What guy doesn't dream of a mute button for his wife, or for any other woman for that matter? Just about every button on the control is perfectly on target and useful.

I have also goven one to a buddie who is planning that lonmg final walk down the aisle. He will sooon understand.

This is also made of soft plastic for when your woman hits you with it.
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19 of 23 people found the following review helpful By Gordon New on December 4, 2011
Great idea, but I no sooner got it out of the box when my girlfriend grabbed it. She just pointed it at the TV & started pushing buttons randomly like she always does. I knew it was useless to even try to stop her, so, naturally she ended up muting herself.

My advice: buy one of these & just leave it on the coffee table.
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51 of 67 people found the following review helpful By Forrest D. Chamberlain on January 16, 2010
When I received this remote in a simple cardboard box a few days ago, I'll admit, I was credulous. No batteries? Runs on positive thoughts? Yeah, right. But to my surprise, it DID work. The only problem is, once muted, I couldn't unmute my significant other. Which is a plus, really, but every once in a while she says things that are kind of important. Overall though, I'd say I had a positive experience with the product, and would recommend it to any of my friends.
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55 of 73 people found the following review helpful By M. Mcnully on February 7, 2010
So I was out with my girlfriend and she started nagging me because I had spilled coffee on my shirt and didn't have time to go home and change before we went to the restaurant.

So I pulled the remote out and started fiddling with it. The woman at a table over started acting funny. My girlfriend noticed and snatched the remote from me and started looking at it.

She was very angry that I bought this and that I tried using it on her and she dumped me on the spot. Buyer beware, I suppose.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Peter Mckay on September 10, 2012
Fun, 4 stars. I had a blast with it even though it doesn't seem to work at ranges more than 6' away.

Educational, 4 stars, I have learned new phrases from my wife since I started using the controller. I'm, still trying to find the SAP button though, I don't understand half of them.

Durable, 5 stars. Has survived repeated impacts with walls, my head, the bathroom door....

I give it a 4 star rating only because it does include a boob volume selector but not one for the butt. Maybe next years model can include that.
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23 of 31 people found the following review helpful By Alon A. Aloni on April 27, 2012
As a male we all dream about having a device like this. We wish it would solve all of our problems, and allow us to stop all the babbling that women seem to do on a daily basis... But...

So I was dating this girl for a few months. Things were going great. She liked sports, drank a lot of beer, Was named Lola and could deal with the cruel jokes my friends would make. It was like having one of the boys around. But than I started noticing things. For starters she didn't allow me in her pants. Sure we were only dating for a couple of months, but at some point the pants should come off, right? When she would sleep over, I would sometimes look at her while she was sleeping. I know its kind of cheesy, but I really liked her. I noticed when she was sleeping that she had what looked to me like an Adam's Apple. But women have them, at least that is what my Priest said. When I would take her to the batting cages she would hit a ball further than I. Good thing there wasn't anyone around to watch that. She had this deep voice that made my mother think she was a guy. That made me think and that is how I came across the "Control Your Woman Remote Control" on Amazon...

First off it comes in a very pleasing package that will show you and your friends the quality of the product. It came in perfect condition and the instructions were rather easy...

But here is MY only issue...

It didn't work on my girlfriend....

So I started thinking, and making phone calls... The next thing I know we are on the Maury show and I was asking this question: "Are you a man?"...

Needless to say my girlfriend was really a man... If it wasn't for the "Control Your Woman Remote Controller" I would have never known...
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Holland on December 28, 2010
Control Woman Remote Control is very funny! Its a great gag gift and thats what it is. No where to put batteries and is not a universal working remote. Just one to set on tables where there's a t.v. and let the laughter and funny comments begin! As people look at each button and what it says there's always funny "woo's", "whoa's" and "I need this one's"! Funny how they go on and on about this novelty. Needing a gag gift this one is funny and is a crowd winner. I'm sure the man one would be just as funny.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By JoyJoy on January 18, 2011
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I bought this as a gift for a guy friend and he loves it. I thought it was so funny when I came across it.
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