Control Your Woman Remote Controller

by NPW

Product Features

• No Batteries Required - Powered By Positive Thinking
• Exert Absolute Control Over Subject
• Point At Subject: Press Button: Hope For Best

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 2.4 x 5.5 x 0.8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 7 ounces
• ASIN: B0015S1AHI
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #49,545 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
• Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)

Product Description

This hilarious novelty gift looks just like a TV remote control, but is in fact a great way to try and control your partner! The Control Your Woman Remote Controller offers a unique way to get your perfect woman through the powers of a simple device (not guaranteed, but it's a nice thought). Simply press a button and hope that your command comes true. We specifically like the breast buttons, which don't seem to work but get the most use!Our Control Your Woman Remote Controller makes a hilarious Valentine's Day, Birthday gift or stocking filler. If your partner seems to have turned into a nagging whinge-bag with no sex drive then the Control Your Woman Remote Controller could be the answer you have been looking for!

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

33 of 40 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars I'll take my experience with a grain of salt, January 16, 2010

By 

Forrest D. Chamberlain - See all my reviews
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= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:3.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:3.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: Control Your Woman Remote Controller (Toy)

When I received this remote in a simple cardboard box a few days ago, I'll admit, I was credulous. No batteries? Runs on positive thoughts? Yeah, right. But to my surprise, it DID work. The only problem is, once muted, I couldn't unmute my significant other. Which is a plus, really, but every once in a while she says things that are kind of important. Overall though, I'd say I had a positive experience with the product, and would recommend it to any of my friends.

50 of 63 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars You've got to get this thing, January 22, 2009

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Arthur A. Carapola (New York) - See all my reviews
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= Durability:4.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: Control Your Woman Remote Controller (Toy)

Every real guy needs one of these! I bought 5 for me and my buddies. I have gotten more mileage out of this than most jokes. What guy doesn't dream of a mute button for his wife, or for any other woman for that matter? Just about every button on the control is perfectly on target and useful.

I have also goven one to a buddie who is planning that lonmg final walk down the aisle. He will sooon understand.

This is also made of soft plastic for when your woman hits you with it.

31 of 38 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars Works, but not quite the way it should, February 7, 2010

By 

M. Mcnully "Fantasy reader/writer." (Texas) - See all my reviews
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= Durability:1.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:4.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:3.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: Control Your Woman Remote Controller (Toy)

So I was out with my girlfriend and she started nagging me because I had spilled coffee on my shirt and didn't have time to go home and change before we went to the restaurant.

So I pulled the remote out and started fiddling with it. The woman at a table over started acting funny. My girlfriend noticed and snatched the remote from me and started looking at it.

She was very angry that I bought this and that I tried using it on her and she dumped me on the spot. Buyer beware, I suppose.