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A Conventional Corpse (Claire Malloy Mysteries, No. 13) [Hardcover]

Joan Hess (Author)
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June 9, 2000
Farberville, Arkansas is playing host to its first ever mystery convention. Sponsored by the Thurber Farber Foundation and held at Farber College, Murder Comes to Campus is playing host to five major mystery writers representing all areas of the field. Dragooned into running the show when the original organizer is hospitalized, local bookseller Claire Malloy finds herself in the midst of a barely controlled disaster. Not only do each of the writers present their own set of idiosyncracies and difficulties (including one who arrives with her cat Wimple in tow), the feared, distrusted, and disliked mystery editor of Paradigm House, Roxanne Small, puts in a surprise appearance at the conference. Added to Claire's own love-life woes with local police detective Peter Rosen, things have never been worse.

Then when one of the attendees dies in a suspicious car accident, Wimple the cat disappears from Claire's home, and Roxanne Small is nowhere to be found, it becomes evident that the murder mystery is more than a literary genre.


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When Farberville, Arkansas, plays host to its first-ever mystery convention--Murder Comes to Campus--local bookseller Claire Malloy finds herself in the midst of barely controlled mayhem. Bad enough that she is surrounded by peevishly capricious authors; bad enough that Roxanne Small, renowned (and feared) mystery editor, arrives unexpectedly, to the disgruntlement of said authors. But add in the news that Claire's amour, police detective Peter Rosen, has decided to do a little propagating of the species--with his ex-wife--well, all things considered, Claire would rather be in Philadelphia. Or just about anywhere without temperamental authors, irritable teenage daughters who have mastered the art of Speaking in Capital Letters, and sudden death.

But when one of the convention attendees dies in a suspicious accident, and Roxanne Small turns up at the bottom of a cistern with a severe case of shattered skull, Claire decides that selling books to rabid fans takes second place to ferreting out the unlovely skeletons in the publishing world's closet. A Conventional Corpse finds Claire in typically acerbic form; Joan Hess is a master at presenting a decidedly cockeyed world in precise and amusing language. Claire's opinion of her glibly sarcastic daughter is typical: "Two years until I could pack her off to college, I reminded myself as I closed her door. Or perhaps I could surreptitiously sign her up for the Peace Corps and arrange an assignment to a country in which headhunting was still a popular sport. Or leave her in a basket at the door of a convent in a newly autonomized country such as Azerbaijan--sans passport."

This is the tone that has won Hess many fans, but every character, unfortunately, sounds exactly alike: detectives, authors, innkeepers, vagrants--they all speak in the same voice. The overall effect is one of limited imagination. In addition, the denouement will leave many readers perplexed, renouncing as it does the constraints of logic, motive, and probability. Claire Malloy fans, though, will more than likely be pleased enough with the return of their favorite bookseller to read in a forgiving frame of mind. --Kelly Flynn

From Publishers Weekly

Bookseller Claire Malloy returns for her lucky 13th outing in another slyly satirical whodunit from Hess (A Holly Jolly Murder; the Maggody series). As the person in charge of the first mystery convention to be held at Farber College in Farberville, Ark., Claire faces numerous challenges keeping the participating authors happy. Laureen Parks, doyenne of the romantic suspense novel, is cranky because she can't smoke at the Azalea Inn, where everyone is domiciled. Sherry Lynne Blackstone, queen of the kitty cozy, has her fur ruffled because the inn doesn't allow pets. Dilys Knoxweed, writer of English mysteries, is stung by the insults from Walter Dahl, who pens poorly selling literary mysteries about heroes overwhelmed by their neuroses. Rounding out the list is Allegra Cruzetti, media darling and author of a runaway bestseller. As if the situation weren't fraught with enough potential disaster, obnoxious editor Roxanne Small, who has a personal connection to each of the writers, shows up to surprise them. When a conference attendee dies a seemingly accidental death and Roxanne ends up dead in a cistern, Claire once again turns sleuth to save the day. Juggling the problems of her relationship with Farberville detective Peter Rosen while sniffing out the truth proves no easy matter, but the witty, pithy Claire is equal to the task. Offering a teasingly intricate puzzle along with some zinging satire of current publishing trends, Hess has produced another first-rate mystery. Regional author tour.
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Minotaur Books; 1st edition (June 9, 2000)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0312246625
  • ISBN-13: 978-0312246624
  • Product Dimensions: 9.2 x 6.1 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,379,201 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Well worth the long wait, May 13, 2000
This review is from: A Conventional Corpse (Claire Malloy Mysteries, No. 13) (Hardcover)
The Book Depot, an independent bookstore located in Farberville, Arkansas, generates enough revenue to support owner Claire Malloy and her sixteen-year old daughter Caron. Claire expects to make enough money to dramatically reduce her debts at the Murder Comes to Campus Mystery convention sponsored by the Thurber Farber Foundation for the Humanities at Farber College.

Claire's belief in her making a substantial profit ends when she is forced to replace the hospitalized convention's chairman. Claire initially enjoys talking with the authors, but only a few hours in their company pass before she realizes most of them are petty, jealous, and cranky. An attendee dies in a tragic car accident. The kidnapping of an author's cat and the murder of an editor follow. After having solved many homicides over the past few years, Claire begins her own investigation that almost leads to her own death.

Fans of the Malloy mystery series will be delighted to learn that after a long gap, a new installment is on the shelves. A CONVENTIONAL CORPSE is a witty and enchanting cozy that captures the ambiance of campus small town life. The subplot involving the heroine and her egotistical former lover is extremely humorous. There is an abundance of viable suspects that add to the complexity of Joan Hess's wonderful amateur sleuth novel.

Harriet Klausner

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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars A Few Laughs, June 11, 2000
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This review is from: A Conventional Corpse (Claire Malloy Mysteries, No. 13) (Hardcover)
I think I laughed 4 or 5 times, so those are 4 or 5 laughs I wouldn't have had otherwise. But this was not a particularly good read. Ironically, the most "conventional" part of the novel was its plot. Carolyn Hart has done a similar story, just to name one version off the top of my head. The catty authors and editors, the petty disputes and backstabbing--this is all so old. Arnie the Sleazebag got the best lines. Caron's personality seems to have been toned down, maybe too much so. And, as always in this series, Claire's motivation for becoming so involved with the other characters is the biggest mystery.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A CONVENTIONAL CORPSE by Joan Hess, June 21, 2000
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his latest Claire Molloy mystery is a hoot! In addition to the usual cast of characters, we meet five mystery authors and one editor who have come to Fayetteville, Arkansas to attend the first (perhaps only) "Murder Comes to Campus" mystery convention. Claire, who had hoped to sell tons to books to the 100 convention attendees, finds herself instead roped into managing the convention when the original organizer is hospitalized. Claire must deal with the 5 mystery guests of author and a troublesome editor, all of whom are based on real-life people. Joan Hess and St Martin's Press are sponsoring a "Who Are These Characters Based On?" contest, but alas, we in Arizona are prohibited from entering. I was able to figure out the real-life identity of 3 of the 6 characters (but am I right?). See how many you can figure out! Oh, and while you're at it, see if you can figure out whodunit. I was guessing until the very last page.
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