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Conversations with my Cat [Kindle Edition]

Patrick Hester
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)

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Book Description

CONVERSATIONS WITH MY CAT collects the popular web series of the same name from author/blogger Patrick Hester. Detailing life with a cat who suffers the existence of the humans in his life while consistently seeking attention, food, milk and the destruction of Da Bird, Hester's sense of humor comes through in this snarky, fun, twisted and not always safe for work collection of conversations with Shadow the Cat.

Anyone who has ever lived in a house with a feline friend, will recognize and appreciate these short but hilarious encounters between human and cat.


Product Details

  • File Size: 216 KB
  • Print Length: 91 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Patrick Hester (November 27, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00AEV29Q8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,169,544 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Who Owns Who? December 15, 2012
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Caveat 01: I work with Patrick, on occasion, on the SF Signal podcast. Caveat 02: I was always amused by the postings he made on his blog about his cat, so I would have bought the book anyway even if I didn't work with him on the podcast!

Patrick owns two cats. Or...is it the other way around? Most cat owners would assert that the cat owns you and there is certainly plenty of evidence to that effect in here. Plus humor. G-rated, PG-rated, but humor. If you are looking for a chuckle (or five, hence my Amazon rating), I recommend picking this up.

Now, I'm back to my magnum opus, Conversations With My Dog...
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5.0 out of 5 stars Wry, whimsical, sweet February 1, 2013
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This small book is like one of those fancy boxes that has a lot of compartments within it. Inside each little compartment is a tiny gift.

Conversations with my Cat is mostly that--short conversations between a cat "owner" and his primary feline, Shadow. Clearly Shadow is ascendant because Shadow feels no remorse and never thinks of offering mercy, while the "owner" usually complies with the cat's agenda.

I love the voice in this book--and the two characters are distinctly different--and the comic skill the author exercises. Each vignette goes just far enough to get the point--and the punch line--across, then stops. There's no excess of explanation, no milking the joke one laugh further than it really wants to go.

This isn't a novel, so you don't have to read it in one sitting. Okay, I did read it in one sitting, because it's funny and warm, and who wants to walk away from that?
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4.0 out of 5 stars It is a good read December 27, 2012
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It is a good read. It is mostly narration so it takes a little getting used to reading. I am not a cat person and I liked the story.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Love cats or hate cats, you'll love this book December 21, 2012
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Conversations with my Cat is rather humorous. At times, it is laugh-out-loud funny.

It doesn't matter if you love cats, or hate them, you will get great enjoyment from this quick read.

For the cat lover, you will probably have great empathy -- or at the minimum, sympathy -- for Patrick as he attempts to overcome the trials involved when you are owned by a cat; such as cat puke on your belongings, and the middle of the night nose biting.

For those who, like me, do not love cats, you may end up cheering for Shadow the Cat, as he asserts his dominance, simply because the humans know full well what they are signing up for when they get a cat to be their overlord.

Cheek aside, if you've spent any amount of time with cats, you'll appreciate Conversations with my Cat.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious April 1, 2013
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I give this book 5 stars because it is so funny and relatable if u have ur own cat. I love this book. I reccomend this to everyone that has or wants a cat.
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More About the Author

Patrick Hester is an author, blogger and two-time Hugo Award Winner - in 2013 for his work on SFSignal.Com - Best Fanzine (Editor), and in 2014 for his SF Signal Weekly Podcast - Best Fancast.

He writes science fiction and fantasy (mostly), lives in Colorado and works by day as a Marketing Specialist, and by night as a crafter of worlds. His Functional Nerds and SF Signal weekly podcasts have both been nominated for Parsec awards. Patrick also produced 'I Should Be Writing', the podcast for wannabe fiction writers created/hosted by 2013 Campbell Award Winner Mur Lafferty for several years. He writes for his website, atfmb.com, for SFSignal.com, FunctionalNerds.com and KirkusReviews.com, and has had columns on GraspingForTheWind.com and Technorati.com.

His stories have appeared in multiple anthologies and are available right here on Amazon.


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