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Coons! Night of the Bandits of the Night

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I soooooo wanted to like this movie. But it's a pg-13 failure. Not vulgar enough for the Troma seal of approval that it managed to get, not funny enough to be low-brow comedy, not violent enough to be a cult classic. And I'm sorry, I can not get past the fact that real dead raccoons are the props. If you're going to do that, you HAVE to justify it with cleverness, nudity/sex, or really poorly shot violence. I gave 3 stars because I know I'm going to see the next film from these guys. Because they seem to be awesomely talented and funny - this film kinda suggests that - and that movie will be first on my list. But coming from someone who thinks Toxic Avenger and Yeti are classics...I can't push this one,.

Coons: Night Bandits of the Night is a Troma movie, and is perhaps the funniest movie I've seen since Poultrygeist, which was another Troma movie. It's got killer raccoons, a hilarious cast of characters, and is paced very well. The actors are all great, some of them playing multiple characters. If you like horror-comedies or b-movies, check Coons out. You won't be disappointed.

It's a movie about teenagers getting killed by raccoons. Let me say that again... teenagers getting killed by raccoons. Sure it sounds dumb, and trust me it is, but it's just so much fun to watch that I don't care. Get some friends together, get some beer, pop in Coons! and I guarantee you'll have one hell of a fun night.

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I'm sure it goes without saying for anyone that knows anything about Troma, but this is not one to watch for the easily offended.

"Boobs. Titties. Breastsessess. Lemme see em."

Of course that's what any guy who's alone in the woods with a chick is gonna plead for. Luckily there were also some generous coons (racoons, that is) that helped his lustful dreams come true. The little critters deboobitated her and tossed him the bloody cleavage. Good times.

Another b-movie horror spoof from those crazy Troma folks. You will not find a more expertly-crafted, artfully splendid utilization of racoon poop in the film industry, I guarantee it.

The plot is super-complex, so bear with me. Rick Danger, Head Ranger is trying to crack down on the kids drinkin' in the woods. He duct tapes up some cameras in the trees and waits with his taser gun, ready to shock the drunk little punks. But the campers have another big little problem--viciously cute little blood-thirsty coons! Oh, the horror!

This is typical Troma stuff. Super low-budget, lots of blood, hilarious social commentary, and plenty of just stupid moments too. Imagine a gunfight in the woods with racoons throwing their dangerous poop and sporting M-60's. Plus they have some annoying screeches with subtitles.

This is a fun, campy little addition to the Troma collection. Not as over-the-top gory and gross as much of their stuff. Plus, the chicks DO NOT GET NAKED?!?! WTF? A PG-13 style Troma flick, who would have thought. Oh well, 3.5 stars.

This is the first 'amateur' film (ie. without a massive budget) that I have seen but I thought it was absolutely brilliant, I enjoyed every minute of it. The attention to details was good and there were loads of little extras which made it so much funnier. Highly recommended!

This movie was so funny! It is a spoof of all of the B-horror films that are out there. I first saw Coons! Night of the Bandits of the Night during a screening, and I couldn't stop laughing. True hilarity and insanity :)