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Ever since he was a little kid, Liam wasn't little. By the time he turns twelve, he's way taller than his dad, let alone his classmates. He has to shave. Everyone mistakes him for an adult--and he hates it. Until...he's the only kid allowed to ride the new super ride at the amusement park...and adults treat him with respect...and he (almost) gets away with test-driving a Porsche. And he somehow cons his way into being the "parent chaperone" to the first four kids in space. Which is absolutely cosmic, as he would say--until the kids start acting like typical kids and break the ship. What they need is a dad to come rescue them--but Liam is the only dad they've got.
You come across a few books in your lifetime that really surprise you. You come across a few that make you laugh until you're crying. You come across a few that have such profound depth and meaning that when you finish them they settle into your gut so you'll always remember the way you felt reading them. You hardly ever come across one that embodies all these qualities; Cosmic is such a book. I finished it a week ago and held off writing the review so I didn't just gush meaninglessly (I did that to my family and friends). Now that I've stopped raving, here are my more organized thoughts:
To start with the negative (note the use of the singular), the structure was confusing. Liam begins telling his story to his parents from space, through recording himself on his phone--which makes for a very cool opening. But once we get to the point in the story where he began telling it, there is a disconnect. The time and circumstances have to be reestablished a few times, which can be disorienting. Unfortunately, it felt that a story which could more simply have been told in past tense after it was all over, began in the middle for the sake of a killer opening paragraph.
That said--deal with the confusion. Seriously. Because... we're on to the positives: brilliant voice, wonderful humor, the coolest tribute to Roald Dahl ever. (You'll have to figure it out yourselves.) If you like Science fiction, you'll be impressed by the author's attention to research and detail; if you don't, you'll still love Cosmic for the characters, the story, the subtlety with which a very important message is conveyed.
Ok, I'm going to go gush to my family some more now.

I can not speak highly enough of Cosmic. I do a lot of reading and it's been a long time since I've enjoyed a book this much. (I read "grown-up" stuff as well as kids' stuff, because we have a seven year-old.) I won't bother with a plot summary here, because several other people already have, plus it's in the Product Description. Suffice to say that the plot was intriguing, fun, and had plenty of surprises. What I WILL say is that the writing itself is some of the best I've ever read; it's clever, funny and engaging, all without feeling even slightly forced. I've read plenty of books where in reading it I can just feel the author saying "Eh, did you catch that? Aren't I clever?" Cosmic was not like that at all. It's narrated by a twelve year-old boy and the writing feels natural and "right."

Kids seven and up should like Cosmic a lot-- probably boys more than girls though. The perfect age range would be ten to thirteen. Younger than that and they might not be able to appreciate the themes (such as what it means to be a parent, both for the child and for the adult), and older than that and they're probably onto edgier, more (what they'd consider) grown-up stuff. Take a look at the first couple of chapters in the "Look Inside" feature here on Amazon (the first few chapters are very short). I think that's the best way to judge whether you or your kids would like it. I think you'll see what I mean about the writing itself. If you're not hooked after reading the sample then the book isn't for you.

I haven't ready any of Boyce's other books but now I will, and I can't wait. (I've seen the movie Millions though and it was very good. I recommend it.)

Close your eyes. Lean back. Take a breath. Now think. Think about the books you read when you were a child. Think about the ones you loved. The ones you still think about sometimes. The ones that encouraged you to consider the world around you.

Got them in your head? Great. Now just pluck out for me the ones that took place in outer space. Go on. I can wait.

What's that? You can't think of any significant children's books that took place in space? Would The Little Prince count? I guess so, but that's not really the kind of space I mean. I'm talking about real space. The kind we blasted into in the 1960s and then never returned to. Where are the books about kids in space that have remained within the public consciousness? Fact of the matter is, there aren't any. Oh, there are tons of books where kids go to space, sure. But how many of them are classics? How many of them are memorable? How many could you tell to the person on the street and get a spark of recognition in return? For now, none. But let me call you back in fifteen years and maybe your answer will be different. Because by then Cosmic by Frank Cottrell Boyce should hopefully have found its readership. And if it has, we're one step closer to having a space-based chapter book that everyone can enjoy.

What happens when a twelve-year-old boy goes through such a growth spurt that he looks like he's thirty? Well, in the case of Liam, inadvertent space travel. All right. Maybe not all that inadvertent. Liam's a pretty good kid, but looking like a grown-up has gotten him into sticky situations. There was the time he was the only kid tall enough to ride the roller coaster, which in turn led to him getting free rides (and freaking out his dad). The time he almost got away with driving a car out of a dealership. And then there was the time he found himself on a rocket hurtling through space without knowing how to get it back. That sort of brings us up to speed because when the novel opens, that's where Liam still is. He sort of won a contest for the world's greatest dads and conned his classmate Florida into pretending to be his daughter. And then they sort of got flown to China where she was going to be one of the first kids to go to outer space. And then he kind of sort of won a competition to be the legal guardian that went along with the kids. Only now something has gone wrong and Liam's finding that being the "sensible adult" is a lot harder when you want to scream and yell and run around like all the other kids freaking out around you. Instead, it's up to him to get them safely home. Big job. Big kid.

Consider one mister Frank Cottrell Boyce. Here we have a man who has written books like Millions and Framed. He's sort of a one-namer writer. And his shtick, as I see it, is to write books that star boys, have high-concept ideas, are laugh-on-the-subway-and-get-strange-looks funny, and then also make you think about life, death, the universe, and everything in it. Millions paired boys finding two duffle bags full of money with questions about God and Jesus. Cosmic, for its part, pairs the story of a twelve-year-old who looks thirty with ample consideration of the eye of infinity and our place in the universe. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. This then is a book that's amusing for all kids, but will make some of them consider the big picture as well.

Now admittedly, I wasn't hooked on Cosmic from the get go. The beginning was fun, but then Liam started to get into trouble and I was less amused by that. And about the time he was making a fool of himself in front of the real dads in China, I was positively embarrassed for him, and not sure I'd want to pick up the book again. But when Liam started competing with the other dads to become the one that went into space, I was hooked again. And after that the story just got more and more exciting. The multiple near death experiences didn't hurt either.

After a while I realized that some of this book feels a bit like the movie Big. A kid gets a body of a grown man and suddenly the world is his oyster. The difference of course being that in Big the boy can go back to looking like a kid and in Cosmic Liam will just have to grow into his. It occurred to me after a while that adults reading this book would identify with it immediately. You find yourself in the body of a grown-up and everyone starts expecting you to act like a sensible human being with responsibilities? That's my life every day! No wonder Liam eventually thinks to himself, "What's the point in forfeiting your childhood if all you get for it is filling in forms?" So obviously grown-ups are going to relate to Liam, but would kids? Well, sure! Talk about the ultimate wish fulfillment. To live in the world and find yourself getting free rides at the amusement park, free car rides, and all the perks that go with the job . . . where's the downside? Boyce shows the downside, but I don't know how many kids will care. The fact that Liam's a hoot to go along with (even when he's being impossibly thick) was just a nice plus.

After all, Boyce is a funny writer. He knows how to craft a good line. Example A: "I don't think the world has vanished. But it is worrying not being able to see it. After all, Earth is where I keep all my stuff." When Liam's dad tells him to get a friend who's not an online companion his argument is, "You need a friend who is visible to the naked eye." And Boyce is the master of funny (and always pertinent) chapter headings like "The Ice-Cream Man of the Gobi Desert".

It's also just a great book about dads and how important they are. Adults reading will understand pretty early on that Florida's supposedly perfect father that she's always comparing Liam to is just a figment of her imagination. In fact, fathers are sort of the most consistent theme of the book. Early on Liam comes to the conclusion that his dad only speaks on five separate topics of conversation. Then, when he finds himself a kind of pseudo-father, he steals his dad's book on how to talk to teens, and finds himself in the old man's shoes. Finally, even when he's in the most trouble, Liam can't help but think that his dad may still find him, even in the farthest reaches of space. It's this childlike faith that keeps reminding you that for all his posturing, Liam's really just a kid like the rest of them. And when Liam acts like a kid, it always makes sense. He doesn't do it randomly. He just reacts to situations like a child would want to and the result is sometimes funny, sometimes disastrous. Which in turn makes his sacrifice at the end all the more impressive.

Some may feel that the book is too doggone English to appeal to American kids. I don't. The Britishisms aren't a problem, though I did have to look up what a satnav was. Ditto haribo. Not that they aren't easy to look up, but you may scratch your head a little when you run across them. Still, kids today have grown up on a steady diet of Harry Potter. In nine out of ten occasions they'll be able to parse what it means when Liam says of chips, "the moment they make contact with your tongue they stop being crisps and become soggies." Honestly I worry more about the celebrity gossip repeated by Florida. I'd like this book to age gracefully, but its technological references and mentions that Tom Cruise's teeth are completely false may make it difficult to peruse thirty years from now.

Interestingly, the book I pair this one with in my head is actually Moonshot: The Flight of Apollo 11Moonshot by Brian Floca. Now, granted, Moonshot is a picture book and Cosmic is a wordy bit of fluffy genius, but the two share one significant thing in common. They have a good solid appreciation of that feeling of awe and fear we have sometimes when we gaze up at the moon. When Floca writes, "They go rushing into darkness, flying toward the Moon, far away, cold and quiet, no air, no life, but glowing in the sky," how different is it from Boyce when he says, "The surface is white as paper and the shadows are sharp and definite" and later "The stars were getting just a bit dimmer. Like someone was drawing a curtain over them. But I knew what was behind the curtain now. Behind the curtain was everything, and I was nothing." In both cases, the authors are dealing with a feeling that writers for centuries have grappled to put to paper: wonder. Wonder and awe. These are books that look into the blackness that surrounds the earth and presses upon us from all sides, and makes it manageable and comprehensible to young minds. They acknowledge the fear and they counter it with beauty.

Fifteen years from now, I like to think, I'll meet you again. And I'll tell you to close your eyes. I'll tell you to lean back. I'll tell you to take a breath and to think. Think about a book about kids in space that is memorable, classic, and in the pubic consciousness. And maybe, just maybe, your eyes will flutter open and you'll shoot me a pitying look of mild disgust as you say sarcastically, "Uh, like `Cosmic'? Hello?" That's what I'm shooting for right now. Because as novels for kids go, Boyce has managed to write one that's just the right mixture of fun and philosophy. Kids will love it and grown-ups will love to read it with them. Doesn't matter how tall or short you are, because Cosmic is for you.

Ages 9-12.

As a mother who screens everything her 11-year-old daughter reads, I raised an eyebrow when our family librarian recommended "Cosmic" by Frank Cottrell Boyce for a monthly *boys'* book club meeting. Of course, girls will read anything if they like reading to begin with, and, true to promise, "Cosmic" is an excellent, excellent read! While there have been many books written that deal with the role of fathers in a child's life, this book is truly an ode to fathers everywhere in the subtle way it brings up the idea that dads are made way, way before they get their first stubble. As a matter of fact, nowadays, when kids physically mature sooner, the message is all the more important. Here, a 12-year-old boy is mistaken for an 11-year-old girl's father, and he plays along for the ride - actually, a ride in space. How atrocious is that presumption? Yet it is so cleverly done, and so timely, too, since it was barely this past week before that a middle-schooler in England was asked to leave school grounds by the principal who thought he was a man! This is a readaloud, laughaloud book for the home library. Buy it for Father's Day, for your son's rite of passage, your daughter's sneak peak into how boys think. Astronomically original and highly recommended! In the words of said daughter,

"The book, 'Cosmic' by Frank Cottrell Boyce has got to be one of the best books I have ever read.

"Liam Digby has always been sorta out of this world. But never literally. It's just that he is tall. Very tall. Sometimes it's great to be mistaken for a teacher on the first day of school or to be able to take a Porsche out for a drive. It's mostly frustrating, though. So Liam decides to flip things around. But when he and his 'daughter' Florida get put on a rocket in China that takes them to the moon with three other kids, he really is out of this world.

"My favorite part of the book was when Liam and Florida had to have police escort them out of their car because Liam couldn't drive.

"I would give this book five totally cosmic stars: one for the characters, two for the humor, one for the plot and one for the fact that everyone, old or young, can read this book and enjoy it tremendously."

Book Talk: Liam is not your average twelve-year-old. He's taller than most adults and he's already started to grow facial hair. A lot of the time, this can be a real drag--like when the other kids start calling him 'wolverine' but when Liam decides to make the most of it by pretending to be an adult he finds out that what sets him apart can lead to experiences that are totally cosmic. The only problem is that now he's stuck miles above Earth, in space, with a bunch of kids. Suddenly pretending to be a dad isn't so much fun, and more than anything what he wants is his own father to come and save them all. But his father doesn't even know where he is, and even if he did, how could he get to them in space?

Rocks My Socks: The narrator is delightfully snarky, I particularly enjoyed his remarks on golf: "When you say 'hazard' to normal people they think of ice on the road, or fog, or sudden invasions of Night Elves. Golfers think you mean sand. Or a puddle with a duck in it." This comment comes after chips his ball into the back of the golf cart to get it onto the green. That's my kind of golf game! The narrative voice is definitely what kept me turning the pages. I also enjoyed the exploration of the father/son relationship. By pretending to be a father, he gains a unique perspective. He even borrows his dad's parenting book to use a manual, which leads to some good comic moments.

Rocks In My Socks: The premise of the novel is completely preposterous. No one is going to send four kids and an adult into space after a week's training with no professional to accompany them. I don't care how sketchy the group is, if they have enough wherewithal to send people to space they'll have enough common sense not to send unescorted children up. This novel definitely requires a heaping spoonful of suspension of disbelief, and the portion was so big it was hard to swallow. The plotting and characterization is also pretty standard and predictable.

Every Book Its Reader: 4th grade and up. I'd give it to fans of humor looking for a light read. The main character plays World of Warcraft a lot and makes analogies between that and his life throughout the novel. A knowledge of MMORPGs isn't necessary to enjoy the novel, but fans of online gaming will definitely get more of out the novel than non-gamers.

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Dads aren't perfect, but they are so, so important.

Every 12-year-old kid feels smarter than their dad, but every kid needs their dad.

This is a wonderful book about taking chances and taking responsibility and how things aren't always what they seem to be. And in the end, it is about dads.

The descriptions of space in this book were so good. I got out our copy of Brian Floca's "Moonshot" (which has excellent space illustrations and iconic moments. That is another terrific space book. Even though it's a picture book, it's not just for little kids.)

On the family values front, there is a storyline of a child deceiving adults (and a moral at the end), and there are two obnoxious dads, and one girl whose dad left when she was little. No bad language. I recommend it -- kid books aren't usually this good and healthy.

Liam explains, via flashbacks, not only how he comes to be lost in outer space with a bunch of other children, but why one of those kids calls him "Dad" --- which makes for quite the delightful and riveting read. Liam, who associates skills he learns playing World of Warcraft to real-life challenges, is unusually tall for a 12-year-old and is sprouting whiskers. Given the fact that he is not at all averse to lying about his age, he has enjoyed situations where grown-ups believe he, too, is an adult.

For example, on Liam's first day at a new school, the headmistress assumes he is the new media studies teacher (and introduces him to the student body, resulting in a hilarious scene). Then there's the time he almost test-drives a brand-new Porsche to the delight and horror of his classmate, Florida. But Liam's grandest adventure as an "adult" turns out to be both exhilarating and terrifying, as we find out immediately when Liam begins recounting his tale by leaving a message for his parents informing them that he is on a rocket named Infinite Possibility and that he (the token "adult") and four kids are doomed to die in outer space.

How does this happen? When Liam has a chance to win a ride on The Rocket, billed as "The World's Biggest Thrill Ride," he must masquerade as a dad. He talks Florida into posing as his daughter...and he actually wins the contest. Imagine Liam's surprise when The Rocket turns out to be an actual blasting-off-into-outer-space rocket. An upcoming rocket ride for the children of the dads who have won the contest is a bit of a stretch for Florida, whose main interests lie in TV shows such as "Celebrity Séance" and "Celebrity Dental Check." Yet, even as she continues to confuse Buzz Lightyear with Buzz Aldrin, Florida develops an interest in gravity as the future astronauts train on the "Vomit Comet" and "The Vortex." But nothing keeps them from eventually becoming lost in outer space, with no hopes of rescue.

This is also a story about the bond between children and parents, in a subtle yet heart-tweaking way. It explores both the connection between Liam and his parents, especially his father, and the unexpected emotional link between Liam and his faux daughter, Florida. Liam, feeling hopeless inside the rocket, ponders the times he has gotten himself into more humdrum jams (at least relative to being doomed to die in outer space) when his father has appeared just at the right moment. When Dad interrupted his Porsche-driving adventure, Liam had to admit he was relieved. But he knows Dad cannot save him this time. Frank Cottrell Boyce's descriptions of Liam's parents are loving, but also realistic and amusing (Mom can find danger in any situation; Dad believes he can fix any problem by turning the power switch off and then on).

COSMIC is somewhat reminiscent of Roald Dahl's CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (without being one bit derivative) and is surely a new classic. This book has everything: an endearing and self-deprecating main character, a wild and exciting plot, ominous suspense, tons of humor, and a plethora of heart. In fact, if it's not on the top of my personal favorite books of 2010 list at the end of the year, I'll eat my Birkenstocks.

I watched an interview of the author of Cosmic and I was interested in getting it for my grandson who is 9 years old. My grandson has a 12 yr old brother. I was concerned if the story was too hard for the younger boy to read. My daughter suggested that I address the book to both boys. I received a very positive reaction from the 12 yr. old, he reads it to his younger brother, and they both are happy.
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"The hardest part about driving a car is keeping it in the right place on the road. You mustn't go too near the curb (your tires make a weird screaming noise) or too far over to the middle (drivers coming the other way look frightened and angry)."

So says Liam Digby, the narrator of Cosmic. He's a twelve-year-old who can pass for thirty thanks to a growth spurt and Premature Facial Hair, trying to navigate the bumpy path through adolescence to adulthood. With his school chum Florida pretending to be his daughter, the adventures begin at the shopping center next door to his house, and eventually become ... cosmic. It's like a combination of Big and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, only better.

This book is laugh-out-loud funny in many places, and then an observation will stop you in your tracks. Liam is at the age for putting away childish things but his childlike desire for adventure and wonder is fully intact. Along the way there's "dadliness", World of Warcraft, cell phones, a Saint Christopher statue, and a lot of other things I won't give away here. While reading I kept thinking, "This could make a great movie." (Frank Cottrell Boyce also wrote Millions, which made a fairly good movie.)

There's a very few words and a scene or two I would have left out, but for a young-adult novel there's nothing here to cause undue parental, or should I say dadly, concern. Cosmic is worth your time no matter your age.

12-year-old Liam is tall for his age, and is often mistaken for an adult. He has a fascination with thrill rides and theme parks, so Liam jumps at the chance to try out a new one involving a rocket. But the problem is that Liam enters the Greatest Dad Ever Contest as a dad. But this is no ordinary thrill ride. Liam and a rocket full of only children are blasted into space, where things go horribly wrong.

Liam is a smart and gifted boy, but at heart is still only 12. He makes many bad decisions, but along the way discovers what it means to be a good dad. With many humorous twists, Liam also consults a book on being a good dad and how to talk to children. The characters are wacky, reminding me a lot of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" at times. Loads of laughs, crazy situations, and several feel-good moments throughout made this a surprising treat. This science fiction story for children is a fun read for all ages, and is truly "cosmic" as Liam would say.