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I Could Tell You But Then You Would Have to Be Destroyed By Me: Emblems from the Pentagon's Black World [Paperback]

Trevor Paglen
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Book Description

October 25, 2010
Updated with New Information and Additional Patches
 
They’re on the shoulders of all military personnel: patches showing what a soldier’s unit does. But what if that’s top secret?
 
“A glimpse of [the Pentagon’s] dark world through a revealing lens—patches—the kind worn on military uniforms. . . The book offers not only clues into the nature of the secret programs, but also a glimpse of zealous male bonding among the presumed elite of the military-industrial complex. The patches often feel like fraternity pranks gone ballistic.”
—William Broad, The New York Times
 
I COULD TELL YOU. . . is a bestselling collection of more than seventy military patches representing secret government projects. Here author/photographer/investigator Trevor Paglen explores classified weapons projects and intelligence operations by scrutinizing their own imagery and jargon, disclosing new facts about important military units, which are here known by peculiar names (“Goat Suckers,” “Grim Reapers,” “Tastes Like Chicken”) and illustrated with occult symbols and ridiculous cartoons. The precisely photographed patches—worn by military personnel working on classified missions, such as those at the legendary Area 51—reveal much about a strange and eerie world about which little was previously known.
 
“A fresh approach to secret government.”
—Steven Aftergood, The Federation of American Scientists
 
“An impressive collection.”
—Justin Rood, ABC News
 
“A fascinating set of shoulder patches.”
—Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
 
“I was fascinated... [Paglen] has assembled about 40 colorful patch insignia from secret, military ‘black’ programs that are hardly ever discussed in public. He has plenty of regalia from the real denizens of Area 51.”
—Alex Beam, The Boston Globe

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Editorial Reviews

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Praise for Trevor Paglen and I COULD TELL YOU. . .
  
“ Gives readers a peek into the shadows . . . Department of Defense spokesman Bob Mehal told Newsweek that it ‘would not be prudent to comment on what patches did or did not represent classified units.’ That’s OK. Some mysteries are more fun when they stay unsolved.”
—Karen Pinchin, Newsweek
  
“An art book that presents peculiar shoulder patches created for the weird and top secret programs funded by the Pentagon’s black budget... an achievement.”
—Timothy Buckwalter, San Francisco Chronicle
  
“ Some of the worst crimes in the American landscape are hiding in plain sight, and nobody has ever pursued them more thoroughly or explained them more chillingly and engagingly than Trevor Paglen. What he is doing is important, fascinating, and groundbreaking.”
—Rebecca Solnit, author of Wanderlust
 
“ The iconography of the United States military. Not the mainstream military, with its bars and ribbons and medals, but the secret or ‘black projects’ world, which may or may not involve contacting aliens, building undetectable spy aircraft, and experimenting with explosives that could make atomic bombs look like firecrackers. Here, mysterious characters and cryptic symbols hint at intrigue much deeper than rank, company, and unit.”
—UTNE Reader
 
“ Of course, issuing patches for a covert operation sounds like a joke . . . but truth be told, these days everything is branded. Military symbols are frequently replete with heraldic imagery—some rooted in history, others based on contemporary popular arts that feature comic characters—but these enigmatic dark-op images, in some cases probably designed by the participants themselves, are more personal, and also more disturbing, than most.”
—Steven Heller, The New York Times Book Review
 
“ Trevor Paglen gets into the black heart of America’s black sites. There is no better guide to this great American mystery. What goes on inside these bases will determine the future of warfare—and who we are—for the rest of the century.”
—Robert Baer, former case officer at the CIA and author of See No Evil: The True Story of a Ground Soldier in the CIA’s War on Terrorism

About the Author

Trevor Paglen is an artist, writer, and geographer. He is the author of Torture Taxi: On the Trail of the CIA’s Rendition Flights (coauthored with A.C. Thompson), Blank Spots on a Map: The Dark Geography of the Pentagon’s Secret World, and Invisible: Covert Operations and Classified Landscapes. He lives and works in Oakland and New York City.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Melville House (October 25, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 193555414X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1935554141
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.5 x 7.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (53 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #77,426 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Trevor Paglen's work blurs boundaries to construct unfamiliar ways to see and interpret the world around us.

His interests include future warfare, state secrecy, experimental geography, anthropogeomorphology, deep-time, and cave art. He spends more time thinking about modernist painting than he would like to admit.

Trevor Paglen lives and works in New York.

Customer Reviews

This is an interesting fact filled little book. Susan Oliver  |  16 reviewers made a similar statement
This is a fun and unique book and worth picked up for any patch or military enthusiast. J. W. Mullins  |  11 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
36 of 39 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Worth reading for all fans of black aircraft projects.. January 23, 2008
Format:Hardcover
When I first saw this book being offered to pre-order, I signed up immediately. I had read his previous book "Terror Taxi" about the U.S. Government's clandestine rendering program for terrorists and found it to be fascinating. I also am an enthusiast and fan of a lot of the U.S. military's aerospace "black projects"-especially black aircraft develpoment. I'm also into the patch insignia that a lot of these military organzations/units use to indirectly show the project they represent or support.

I think he has done a great job of research and packaging this project- from the cool patch emblazoned on the cover to the color pictures of each
patch described in the inside. A lot of effort went into this cool book!

Very tasty reading if you enjoy that sort of thing-which I do!
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31 of 40 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Truly Strange, and unique as far as it goes January 6, 2008
Format:Hardcover
This is a truly unique book. You know this, to start, when you see that the cover has an actual embroidered patch embedded in it. The inscription around it, which forms the title of the book, is actually a translation of a Latin inscription on one of the patches in the book, strangely worded and of course rather obscure. When you open the book, you discover that the majority of what's here is a series of patches, all from the Air Force, that personnel involved in various "black" (secret) operations have worn on duty. The author bills himself an expert in this sort of thing, and he does seem to have some expertise. It's hard to know how much, though, because of course the Air Force won't confirm much of what he writes.

This is an interesting little book for the buff interested in this sort of thing. I would expect pretty much everyone else to be momentarily interested, then bored.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amusing and entertaining little book May 28, 2008
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
If you are at all interested in the military, insignias, secret projects, or just good conversational pieces, buy this book. Then take it for what it's intended. The author doesn't promise a comprehensive or even consistent summary of military patches or black ops; he's picked some of the more interesting emblems and thrown a few program tidbits in where he could. It's surface level insight into the secret world of black ops, and if we all knew about it, it wouldn't be very secret or black, would it? The photos are great, the back stories are interesting, and we enjoyed it so much I'm buying more as gifts for my the history/military buffs in my family (i.e., all the guys.)
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Really a good book
The book is absolutely a good one, with interesting patches and good writing.
It's worth a look if you like the "black world" and related stories.
Published 12 days ago by Hotrao
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome Book
I love this book and my father-in-law will love it too! I can not wait to give it to him as a gift!
Published 2 months ago by johnson
5.0 out of 5 stars great buy
the black ops world patches revealed in this book are pretty sweet! From area 51 to ghost missions all patches from secret usa ops
Published 3 months ago by sam price
4.0 out of 5 stars Interesting book
I really liked this book. There really wasn't as much reading as I had hoped but the images and descriptions of the black project patches made up for it in my opinion. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Thom
4.0 out of 5 stars Black Ops Shoulder Patches
It's cute and very informative.

The only thing I didn't really like about the book is that it is so short. I wanted it to go on.
Published 7 months ago by Pen Name Here
4.0 out of 5 stars By Their Military Patches You Shall Know Them
Robert Langdon, the hero of Dan Brown's thrillers, is a professor of symbology at Harvard. It's a fictional field, but Brown was on to something when he elevated the study of... Read more
Published 7 months ago by Author Bill Peschel
4.0 out of 5 stars A fun, quick read
I think the hard back edition would be a bit cooler but the paperback is no slouch.

I bought this for the express purpose of keeping in my office for people to pickup... Read more
Published 7 months ago by illc0mm
4.0 out of 5 stars This is cool
I found myself asking why and what does it mean a lot. Really makes you think about the world outside your blinders. Read more
Published 8 months ago by Mr.Hungry
3.0 out of 5 stars A corner of the black world revealed
Ok, so everyone wants to know all the secrets. The book revels, to a small degree, the existance of programs long gone. Read more
Published 9 months ago by William G. Wilbur
5.0 out of 5 stars Interesting fact filled little book
This is an interesting fact filled little book. A quick but interesting read.
If you like military patches then this is a must read.
Published 16 months ago by Susan Oliver
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