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A Coupla Shades of Taupe: A Parody [Kindle Edition]

Court Burback
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)

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Book Description

A romantic, tender tale of blossoming emotions and hardcore schtupping. 50 SHADES OF GREY doesn't come close to reaching the literary heights of A COUPLA SHADES OF TAUPE. A Pulitzer is inevitable.

Pagan Taupe is the wealthiest man in all of Arkansas. He’s got everything. The only thing that’s missing is a whiny young codependent named Alexandra Aluminum. Pagan becomes obsessed with Alexandra at a level normally portrayed by Rob Lowe in Lifetime movies. But unlike Rob Lowe, Pagan doesn’t want to beat her with a tire iron and bury her beneath the town bridge—he wants to make her his live-in sex slave.

Alexandra takes the leap and agrees to be Pagan’s unquestioning “submissive,” and the two embark on a sexual journey that would make Gloria Steinem put a loaded gun to her temple.

Product Details

  • File Size: 218 KB
  • Print Length: 133 pages
  • Publisher: Diversion Books (June 18, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008FDN8F8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #168,441 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 50 Shades by way of Bridesmaids! July 11, 2012
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I couldn't get beyond the first four chapters of 50 Shades of Grey, but when my girlfriend ordered "A Coupla Shades of Taupe" 3 days ago and she spent the next day glued to her iPad laughing like I hadnt seen her laugh since we saw Bridesmaids together, I was curious enough to check it out after she finished. The book is HILARIOUS!!! Raunchy, sharp, with brilliant one-liners that just keep on coming. The concept alone is guaranteed to make you laugh--Christian the sexy billionaire is now Pagan, a (probably-closeted), Cher loving frozen yogurt/pet taxidermy chain store entrepreneur. His object of lust/beard is Alexandra Aluminum, a, slow-on-the-uptake University of the Ozarks co-ed who is up for a promising internship at the local Petco. And when these two meet, no surface is safe from their sexual hijinks, including a Thanksgiving table complete with guests and turkey, the hood of a Kia with an unfortunate family trapped inside, and, of course, the rickshaw.

I'm sure I didnt catch all of the references to the original, but it actually doesn't matter--this is one those rare parodies that is so relentlessly clever and original, it stands entirely on it's own. As another reviewer pointed out, the writing is as knife-sharp and caustic as a great South Park episode or Carl Hiassen novel--blending great comedic writing with some very astute commentary about sexual politics.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars My Stomach and Sides Hurt From Laughing July 5, 2012
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I'll admit that I was skeptical about reading this due to the source material. I personally have not read 50 Shades of Grey, but when a good friend of mine, whose opinion I hold highly, recommended this book to me, I had to give it a whirl. In all honesty, this may be the funniest book I have ever read (and I've read some pretty damn funny books). Pagan Taupe could be placed on a list of top ten literary characters of all time. This book is laced with some of the wittiest humor you will have the privilege of reading. I highly recommend this to anyone who is looking to laugh until it hurts, because that is exactly what I did. My only complaint is that I can't seem to find anything else by this author.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars F@#$ Hilarious June 17, 2014
By Larry
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I tried to write a really funny review but I could not. I suck at writing. If you are looking for laughs and amusement I highly suggest you read A Coupla Shades of Taupe!
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5.0 out of 5 stars It was a great read, hilarious February 11, 2013
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I have never read the real 50 shades book. This was freaking funny as HELL! Is there a real Pagan in life wondering around stalking girls & hookers?
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious September 6, 2012
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I laughed so hard, I almost threw up. Absolutely hilarious read. I read the original fifty shades. It was.. .OK. Maybe a 6 on a scale from 1-10. This parody makes the time spent totally worth it!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilariously Funny Parody!! August 27, 2012
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A friend of mine at the gym was on the treadmill reading "A Coupla Shades of Taupe" and repeatedly she had to stop because she was laughing so hard. She read excerpts of the book and I decided I had to read it and I'm so glad I did!! Based on "Fifty Shades of Gray" which I read and found poorly contrived and written, the parody is extremely clever, humourous and edgey in the vein of "Southpark" and "Family Guy." The character name changes alone, the taxidermy occupation, the ric shaw rides and driver, the KIA scenario, the chained clown, and the music finale are hilariously funny. This is a talented author and I want to read more of Ms. Burback's work.
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More About the Author

Court Burback's "adult snuggle" stories have appeared in publications that include Playgirl and Hustler (under a pseudonym to protect her virtuous and presumably ashamed Catholic family). She also writes for the website Thanks to (or in spite of) her ADD, she's currently working on a YA novel, a screenplay, a TV pilot, a graphic novel script, and an intricate Lego model of Ewok tree village. Court is currently a cliché starving artist living in Los Angeles, where she survives on Ramen noodles and drives a '97 Ford Mustang that runs on dreams. She continues to mourn the cancellation of Arrested Development.

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