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The Cracker Queen: A Memoir of a Jagged, Joyful Life [Hardcover]

Lauretta Hannon (Author)
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Book Description

April 16, 2009
A poignant memoir of a life on the wrong side of the tracks, with a colorful cast of misfits, plenty of belly laughs, and lessons for finding joy in spite of hardship

Move over, Sweet Potato Queens. Thanks to Lauretta Hannon the Cracker Queens are finally having their say. From her wildly popular NPR segments to her colorful one woman show Hannon is showing the world a different kind of girl raised in the South - a strong, authentic, fearless, flawed, resourceful and outrageous woman -the anti-Southern Belle.

Marking the debut of a powerfully original Southern voice, The Cracker Queen begins with the childhood experiences and adventures of Lauretta in backwater Warner Robins. Her mama on the edge and jazz musician daddy have a deep and disorderly love with years of booze, infidelities and nervous breakdowns but through it all she feels cherished. The stories of her deeply dysfunctional family include chain gangs, guns, ghost hunting, moonshine stands, scooterpootin', the famous Goat Man of Georgia and Crazy Aunt Carrie who is arrested for assaulting a police dog. The early years of hardship and hard living all gave Hannon the resilience and humor that are now the hallmarks of her Cracker Queen way of life.

From Warner Robins she moves to Savannah's most eccentric neighborhoods and its lively crew of hellions, heroines, bad seeds, thugs and renegades including a lady who keeps the Baby Jesus chained up in her front yard, a woman who looks like a rutabaga, and the root doctor that works a hoodoo on her.

Full of warmth, outrageous wit, and world-class storytelling, The Cracker Queen is, at its core, about finding meaning in painful, desperate situations and discovering the joys that can sprout from such ragged terrain. A celebration of living out loud and loving life to death, The Cracker Queen shows that the greatest humanity, the loudest cackles and the best stories can come from where you might least expect them.


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As Hannon, a contributor to NPR's All Things Considered, writes of her impoverished childhood in a dysfunctional family in Georgia, her college experiences, and a career in marketing, she touts the core values of love, forgiveness, and gratitude that helped her make her way; she also writes that one needs to conquer fear and whup some ass. Despite the soundness of the values she espouses, the hard-luck story she relates here is nothing more than a series of sound bites—she jumps from one incident to another without much cohesion or continuity, e.g., one chapter starts and ends with Hannon buying school clothes but takes unrelated detours in between. There are some fun chapters on haints (the Southern term for ghosts), but the book feels more like a marketing tool for Hannon than a memoir of substance. Not recommended.—Gina Kaiser, Univ. of the Sciences Lib., Philadelphia
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"I raced through this book-horrified, laughing out loud, and weeping by turns. I say, let's throw out all the self-help and inspirational books in the country, and put up The Cracker Queen displays instead! Hannon really made me think, and I'm going to whup some ass, too." -Lee Smith, author of The Last Girls and On Agate Hill

"Watch out, Paula Deen and Jill Conner Browne! Chock full of unforgettable lines, The Cracker Queen delights again and again as the intrepid Hannon turns her hardscrabble beginnings into a major laugh fest that will leave her readers wanting more. Indeed, they will fall in love - as I did - with Hannon's wit and gutsy take on, well, everything."
-Rosemary Daniell, author of Secrets of the Zona Rosa and Fatal Flowers

"The heart, soul, and muscle of The Cracker Queen are in the often poignant, often shocking (but always engaging) pieces of Hannon's experiences. But there is more to it than that: there's also the promise of a remarkably gifted writer, one who understands that she is a medium for her environment, and, for readers, that is cause for great celebration."
-Terry Kay, author of To Dance with the White Dog and The Book of Marie

"Hannon's stories move from country-hick hilarious to poignant and touching."
-Savannah Morning News

"Lauretta's hilarious depictions of Steel Magnolias everywhere provide perfect proof that the best storyteller-and characters-in the South are women."
- White County News

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Gotham (April 16, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1592404502
  • ISBN-13: 978-1592404506
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.7 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 13.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,044,423 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

"Lauretta Hannon is the funniest woman in Georgia...This gal is a trip...Great inspiration for your next book club meeting."--Southern Living

Lauretta Hannon is an author and a commentator on National Public Radio's All Things Considered, where her stories reach 25.5 million listeners. Since 2000 she has also been known for her Georgia Public Radio stories, many of which celebrate strong, authentic Southern women (Cracker Queens). Her memoir became a Bestseller among independent booksellers in the Southeast three weeks after its release.

The Kirkus Review describes her work as "a bracing, heart-gladdening embrace of human foibles and strangeness." Booklist has also given The Cracker Queen a glowing review, noting Lauretta's "distinct voice" and "seemingly effortless wit."

Over the years she has contributed pieces to newspapers across the Southeast. Lauretta has also worked as the vice president of an advertising agency, a fortune teller, an independent radio producer, a cocktail waitress, and a writing instructor. As a marketing consultant, she has advised clients as diverse as Drexel University and The League of Women Voters.

Throughout her marketing career she was nationally acclaimed as the most award-winning communications expert in higher education and captured more than 200 awards for her work. In the spring of 2009 she left her day job in order to pursue a fulltime writing career.

These days she offers writing seminars and manuscript critiques through her Down Home Writing School and is a sought-after speaker and performer. Now working on a sequel to The Cracker Queen and a darkly comic novel set in Georgia, she loves to hear from her readers!

 

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Southern Ladies move over--there's a new Queen in town!, July 22, 2010
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Am I alone or does anyone else ever meet and enjoy a literary character so much that you want to be her or at least be her friend? Although at times she appears to be larger than life, Retta is the real deal. Her prose takes you on a bumpy ride where at times, like a friend, you are jealous (why don't I have any crazy relatives?), and at times sympathetic (did you see that cover photo?), but most of all you're just eager for her to share another of life's adventures with you (especially ones that involve questionable, criminal activity). Please write us another!The Cracker Queen: A Memoir of a Jagged, Joyful Life
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great book, October 30, 2010
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I got this book on a CD from the library, and it was so good, I ordered it so I could re-read it. She led quite the life..and her response
to so much adversity was so positive...very enjoyable book.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book, December 1, 2010
Hannon's memoir of her joyful and jagged life is laugh out loud, pee in your pants funny. What is also so delightful it is balanced with unexpected depth and at times we get to peek at quiet and reflective moments. I am recommending it to all of my girl friends and giving it to my mother in law who is the quintessential Cracker Queen. Thanks Lauretta!
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