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Crashed (Junior Bender #1) (The Junior Bender Series) [Kindle Edition]

Timothy Hallinan
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November 16, 2010
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2011 Edgar and Macavity nominee Hallinan introduces a character fans of Robert B. Parker and Donald Westlake will love CRASHED marks the first appearance of Junior Bender, a top-of-the-line burglar who also works as a private eye – for crooks. Junior finds himself on the wrong side of his own paper-thin moral code, trying to prevent sabotage against a multi-million dollar porn film that exploits exactly the kind of person he'd normally want to protect -- a broke, strung-out, semi-suicidal, former child star whose talent slowly deserted her as millions looked on via TV. Now desperate, she's facing the ultimate humiliation . . . and she's so wasted she doesn't even know that someone's been trying to kill her. And in between her and all that, there's no one – except Junior.


PRAISE FOR CRASHED AND TIMOTHY HALLINAN

2011 Edgar nominee for Best Novel

“Tim Hallinan has done it again. He's created a must-read series that you will find hard to put down! Junior Bender is all you could ever want in a hero/thief: smart and funny, with a penchant of finding himself in situations he'd much rather avoid. Do not miss any of these books. A must read in my house.”
 Brett Battles, author of the award winning Jonathan Quinn Series

"Crashed is funny, thrilling, and even sad -- a great beginning for a great new series. Timothy Hallinan is one of my favorite writers, and this is Hallinan at the top of his game. It's laugh-out-loud funny without ever losing any of its mystery. It's a whole new style and I love it. Junior Bender -- a crook with a heart of gold -- is one of Hallinan's most appealing heroes, rich with invention, and brimming with classic wit. I can't recommend it highly enough."

– Shadoe Stevens, Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

“Hallinan is one of the master storytellers of our generation. Crashed is pure rapture.”

 CJ West author of The End of Marking Time

“Hallinan is a stunning talent.”

 Gregg Hurwitz, author of They're Watching

“Hallinan has a genuine ability to write effective prose, engaging repartee, sharp and witty characterizations.”

 Washington Post Book World

“A modern-day successor to Raymond Chandler.”

 Los Angeles Daily News


Product Details

  • File Size: 607 KB
  • Print Length: 317 pages
  • Publisher: Hallinan Consulting, LLC (November 16, 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004CRST28
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #75,112 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
A Well-crafted Delight November 24, 2010
By CJ West
Format:Kindle Edition
Junior Bender is a guy you could easily hate. He's an accomplished burglar that can beat any security system human, canine, or electronic. He's so good he only works occasionally, hitting high value targets and reading--of all things--the rest of the time. One of the finer achievements in this book is that you cannot help but root for Junior in spite of who he is. He's an intriguing character you will want to follow.

Thistle Downing is a down and out television star, hooked on drugs and destitute despite earning over one hundred million dollars in her career. Thistle is portrayed so vividly your heart will break for her fall from on high. And so it goes with Trey an unlikely mob boss and a sizeable cast of characters all deeply flawed yet relatable.

The story is filled with ominous threats and horribly amoral characters and yet maintains surprising levity. The plot turns are fresh and while unexpected they fit the story so well you couldn't imagine it working out any other way. I strongly recommend Crashed and Hallinan's Poke Rafferty thrillers. You won't be disappointed.

CJ West
The End of Marking Time
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
Junior Bender makes his debut November 21, 2010
Format:Kindle Edition
Timothy Hallinan's gift as a crime writer is that he finds some redeeming feature in almost every character he puts into a novel. As a reader it makes me feel comfortable enough to like even the villains.

Junior Bender, the protagonist of CRASHED, is hardly a villain, but he is a crook - a crook's crook, to be exact. Want somebody to climb a wall, get into a villa that's guarded six ways from Sunday and steal a priceless painting? Call Junior Bender.

We meet Bender as he takes a painting off a wall and spots the hairline crack of a safe behind the painting. Janice, his contact, has told him everything about the estate except the wall safe. How can he resist? He opens the safe and grabs a pocketful of diamonds.

What happens next would be right at home in an old Marx Brothers movie. A swarm of rottweilers break out of the back yard, race up the stairs and launch themselves against the bedroom door. Junior grabs the only weapon handy - a couple of tubes of amyl nitrate - and throws it at their snouts.

It gives them a temporary "rush" and Bender makes a dash for the stairs. The front door might as well be in Timbuktu. Desperate, with the dogs now energized and in hot pursuit, he grabs a chandelier and gives it a mighty swing hoping to launch himself through the door's stained glass window. The chandelier pulls loose from the ceiling and piles up on the floor, scattering dogs just long enough for Bender to run through the front door and slam it shut.

Cut and scratched but otherwise alive and well, Bender gets behind the wheel of his van and is ambushed by a corrupt cop named Hacker. It's worse than a bust. It's a setup.

Hacker delivers Bender to a man named Wattles -- "a guy who had looked for years like he would die in minutes. He was extremely short, with a belly that suggested an open umbrella, a drinker's face the color of rare roast beef, and a game leg that he dragged around like an anchor."

He may be fat and ugly but Wattles is a wily old fence who has a blow-up doll named Dora sitting in his receptionist's chair. (Don't just laugh and move on. Dora is essential to the plot.) Wattles has Bender's painting caper on video, but he will trash it if Bender does some work for Trey Annunziato, a "third generation hood and the heir to the Valley's most diversified crime family."

In a day of surprises, Bender gets another. Trey is a woman, "a heart-attack blond" with ice water in her veins who is rumored to have whacked her own father. Another surprise: She is closing down her criminal holdings and going legit. To finance her new life and new enterprises, she plans to make a trilogy of porn films starring a former child star, Thistle Downing.

Thistle was America's Sweetheart. Her old films are in constant rerun on TV. Trey's problem is that Thistle is now in her twenties, flat broke and addicted to drugs. Bender's job is to babysit her and get her to work on time in reasonably good shape. Before shooting even begins another problem surfaces. Someone is trying to sabotage the production. Another job for Bender.

CRASHED has a plot full of angles and is chock full of characters Charles Dickens could love. One of my favorites is Doc, who works for people like Trey and Wattles. He looks so much like Milburn Stone, who played "Doc" in the old Gunsmoke TV series, that people ask for his autograph. He signs with aplomb befitting a star, fully aware that Milburn Stone died in 1980.

Sticky fingers notwithstanding, Bender is a good-hearted guy. He's still in love with his ex-wife and adores his young daughter, plying his trade only when it's time to make a child support payment. He's thrust into the orbit of some truly dangerous people, but as a career criminal he's used to dancing on a high wire.

How he deals with Wattle and the purloined painting, Trey and her snakepit of thugs, Thistle's emotional meltdown, the sabotage conspiracy, and the hateful Hacker, makes for fascinating reading. Along the way he settles a couple of scores, ever mindful of an old mentor's advice: "If you can't get closure, get even."

The other good news is that Hallinan is halfway through his third Junior Bender e-book.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
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This is the start of a brand new series, and it's off to a bang-up great start. It's a smart, funny and suspenseful mystery with a cast of characters you can't take you eyes off of.

Junior Bender's a thief. Maybe not your most up-standing community member, but definitely the kind of person you'd want to have on your side when the chips were down. And for Thistle Downing, there are a LOT of chips down. Fortunately for her, Junior has been appointed her guardian angel by the very bad guys that are trying to exploit her. Junior has to try to get himself out of a VERY tight spot and save Thistle's life (in more ways than one), and try to save his relationship with his daughter at the same time. It's hell when you still love your ex-wife, and she's about ready to scrape you off the bottom of the earth's sole.

Mr. Hallinan has hit a home run with this one. A little bit Travis McGee, a little bit "To Catch A Thief," a little bit Sam Spade, and WHOLE lot of fun! I had a hard time getting any work done until I finished it, and I can't wait for the next volume to appear. Come on, can't you write any FASTER???
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Scary and Funny
I had read other books by Tim Hallinan with his Poke Rafferty and Simeon Grist. But I have to admit I like Junior Bender best. He is a crook and a crook's investigator. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Lucy
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Much praise has already been heaped upon Timothy Hallinan's "Crashed," the first book in the acclaimed author's new Junior Bender series. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Jon P. Bloch
Junior Bender debuts
Timothy Hallinan creates yet another unforgettable character in Junior Bender. It did not take long to realize he was badly flawed and reprehensibly immoral, but he still managed... Read more
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Reviews are pretty consistent for Hallinan...
Take a look at the reviews for this author on all of his books....they are pretty consistently higher than average! Read more
Published 1 month ago by fourkids
HOLD ON TO THE SEAT!
I sooooo wish I had discovered Tim back in the 90's. He's been writing these hits back then! I'm just catching up on his older works. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Deankut
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Much praise has already been heaped upon Timothy Hallinan's "Crashed," the first book in the acclaimed author's new Junior Bender series. Read more
Published 2 months ago by The Kindle Book Review
First Hallinan book, not the last.
I picked this book because the plot looked interesting but got way more than I expected. Talk about 'couldn't put it down'. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Northern reader
Action packed a great fun!
There isn't much to say about this book other than that it was great and I will definitely be reading more in the series! Read more
Published 13 months ago by Kay Douglas
Wonderful
Count yourself lucky if you have found Timothy Hallinan. I have read all his books and all of them deliver on plot, character development and excitement. Read more
Published 13 months ago by Dr. G. Davie
The 5-star ratings are well-deserved!!
The first in the Junior Bender mysteries, this book makes me want to go out and buy everything Timothy Hallinan ever wrote (which I actually plan to do). Read more
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More About the Author

2011 Edgar Nominee Timothy Hallinan has written ten published novels, all thrillers, all critically praised.

In the 1990s he wrote six mysteries featuring the erudite private eye Simeon Grist, beginning with "The Four Last Things," which made several Ten Best lists, including that of The Drood Review. The other books in the series were widely and well reviewed, and several of them were optioned for motion pictures. The series is now regarded as a cult favorite.

In 2007, the first of his Poke Rafferty Bangkok thrillers, "A Nail Through the Heart", was published to unanimously enthusiastic reviews. "Hallinan scores big-time," said Kirkus Reviews, which went on to call the book "dark, often funny, and ultimately enthralling." "Nail" was a Booksense Pick of the Month and was named one of the top mysteries of the year by The Japan Times and several major online review sites.

Rafferty's Bangkok adventures continued with "The Fourth Watcher" (2008) and "Breathing Water" (2009), both of which also appeared on "year's best" lists. New York Times bestselling author John Lescroart said about the 2010 book, "The Queen of Patpong," "You won't read a better thriller this year," and Ken Bruen said, "John Burdett writes about Bangkok. Tim Hallinan is Bangkok. I adore this book."

Hallinan has written full-time since 2006. Since 1982 he has divided his time between Los Angeles and Southeast Asia, the setting for his Poke Rafferty novels.


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