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Crazy Girls (Kindle Single) [Kindle Edition]

Max Lance
3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (47 customer reviews)

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A naive guy in his 20s has his innocence shattered by these terrifying, hilarious and crazy dates. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene.

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Have you heard the one about the bad first date? Probably not like this. In Crazy Girls, comedian Max Lance treats us to five first dates gone wrong, taking readers through a gauntlet of hopeful forays that culminate in a range of more or less disastrous denouements, from New Year's Eve drunkenness to an attempted spiritual conversion. But if his bad first dates aren't colossally worse than anyone else's, they are generally more fun in the retelling, not least because his Crazy Girls--Ingrid, Devin, Nina, Lauren, Tracy--are not that much crazier than the rest of us. And because of this candid admission, finally, we end up glad that Lance survives with a handful of compelling stories and a clean bill of health. --Jason Kirk

Product Details

  • File Size: 97 KB
  • Print Length: 50 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005CRVGUO
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #22,472 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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"Crazy Girls" makes you laugh out loud and breaks your heart at the same time. CaroleJoyce  |  5 reviewers made a similar statement
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29 of 34 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This one brought back memories July 15, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
I gather Lance is in his twenties and it may be the kiss of death for his literary fortunes to know that this mini-memoir resonates with those of us in the coveted 65-to-death demographic, but that's life.

Lance is a fearless writer who is not afraid to reveal himself "warts and all," so much so that one hopes his parents are no longer living. His tales of dates from hell are the kind of thing that no parent would want to read, but that every parent (or at least, every father) will recognize from his own past.

Nice to know that for all the much-vaunted changes wrought by that long-ago "sexual revolution" the mating game is still as painful and hilarious as I remember it.
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22 of 26 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious July 15, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
Lance is an amazingly funny writer and the book had me laughing out loud. Perfect kindle book for bringing on the subway and examining the women around me, wondering what secret craziness lurks beneath their normal-seeming exteriors. If you're looking for a solidly written, hilarious read, pick this one up.
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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, Charming and with just enough sweetness July 16, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
What could easily be just a bunch of funny stories about "crazy dates" is in fact a great look at why we date who we do, what works and doesn't work in a relationship, and what ultimately dating should be about. It's got lots of comedy no doubt, but even the "crazy" girls in the story are usually given their due as fully realized and sympathetic people who are acting the way they are for a reason. Great hour read to pass a lunch break or a train ride
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3.0 out of 5 stars Casual fun read...
It made me laugh. Easy read. Finished in an hour. Would recommend to friends who are in the mood for a quick read.
Published 1 day ago by Grace calo
2.0 out of 5 stars It was ok
I expected this book to be funnier. I liked the way it was written and I liked the ending but the other stories didn't seem as crazy and out there as promised. This guy dated... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Rebecca J Roberts
3.0 out of 5 stars It's Okay
I felt that this book was a little boring. It seems to dwaddle thru the story line and made me wonder if the writer had lost the wil to finish this book.
Published 1 month ago by Bea George
1.0 out of 5 stars Why did I keep reading this
I say this because the lady couple of pages cemented my belief that this and the writer wre horrible drivel. Do I need say more
Published 2 months ago by blogo
2.0 out of 5 stars Not great but not the worst
Mildly entertaining at best. Okay for a quick read if you need some fluff. Makes you glad you never dated this guy or his type.
Published 2 months ago by Mommy V
3.0 out of 5 stars Good
Was a good read. Enjoyed every minute of it and was well worth my time! (0: cannot complain about this book at all
Published 3 months ago by inez delossantos
5.0 out of 5 stars Great product! It made me smile I liked it so much I think I cried...
Great product! It made me smile I liked it so much I think I cried when it arrived!! Simply AWESOME!
Published 3 months ago by Heather Hambrecht
1.0 out of 5 stars A penny saved is a penny earned, or in this case 99c.
Did you enjoy this sample? No, well wait...yes, thank you for the $.99 I saved by seeing good reason not to go with 4 and 5 star reviews. Read more
Published 3 months ago by leecar
3.0 out of 5 stars Crazy Girls
It's so choppy and did not hold my attention. I think I was expecting something more amusing and in a better told story.
Published 4 months ago by Brenda Brady
4.0 out of 5 stars Pretty darn good
I'm 32years old and I gotta say I found myself laughing out loud at these stories. I have several friends who can relate to this short story and I will be referring this book to... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Roberta A. Simes
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