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Crazy Aunt Purl's Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair: The True-Life Misadventures of a 30-Something Who Learned to Knit After He Split [Paperback]

Laurie Perry
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Book Description

October 15, 2007

If you've ever been dumped, duped, or three minutes from crazy, you'll love Crazy Aunt Purl. Side-splittingly funny and profoundly moving, Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair is the true-life misadventures of Laurie Perry, aka Crazy Aunt Purl, a slightly neurotic, displaced Southerner trying to create a new life after her husband leaves her to 'get his creativity back.' (Whatever that means.) But will she get her groove back in a tiny rented apartment, with a mountain of boxes, visible panty lines, and a slight wine-and-Cheetos problem?

"I was a thirty-something woman living alone with four cats. I was probably going to be divorced. I was on the short bus to crazy. I pictured my grandmother making hoop-skirted yarn cozies for the toilet paper. I pictured myself making doilies for furniture that I did not own. I saw my cats wearing knitted hats with lace appliqués. From my vantage point, knitting seemed like 100 percent of some road I did not want to walk down."

Yet, surprisingly, it's knitting that saves her and emboldens her to become fully engaged in life again--to discover new friends; to take risks, however scary; and to navigate the ins and outs of the modern dating scene.

"Dating has changed in a decade. Now there is a higher chance of meeting someone who has an internet porn addiction than someone who has a job. In Los Angeles, your dinner companion might have served time in Pelican Bay or run a meth lab. Or, worst of all, he might spend all night talking about his agent, his craft, and what it means to grow as an actor. Then he'll ask you to read his screenplay."

And such is life in this quirky, irreverent memoir, a spin-off of the blog phenomenon, www.crazyauntpurl.com, one of the most successful online diaries in history, exploding to an international fan base of enthusiastic readers. But don't worry, you don't have to knit to love Aunt Purl. You just have to know what it feels like to have loved, to have lost, or to have taken a leap of faith. We've all been there: Pass the wine.


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Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

Perry, a 33-year-old, Southern-born transplant to L.A., was shocked when her husband announced he was leaving her. Granted, he was more a safe sedan than a sports car, but she wasn't ready to be single. Perry started avoiding people for fear of crying in front of them and put on pounds with her divorce diet, 60% wine and 40% jalapeño potato chips and French fries. Fortunately, a friend insisted she try knitting, and Perry got hooked. Knitting not only kept her hands busy but it was reassuring: No matter what the mistake, you could always go back and make it better. She discovered a weekly get-together of smart and funny knitters, women who weren't just focused on finding male companionship. Slowly, Perry learned how to live without the marital safety net, enjoy her girlfriends and start dating in the brave new text-messaging, e-mailing world. Women suffering from bumpy divorces will find comfort in the self-deprecating humor and easy knitting patterns that have made Perry's Crazy Aunt Purl blog so popular. (Oct.)
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"Drunk, Divorced & Covered in Cat Hair is – surprise – not just for women. A heart-wrenching mix of sadness and humor, any man who has experienced a broken heart will relate to the story of Laurie's divorce, the death of a marriage, and the re-entry into single life. As men, we will not fully understand the humor of hair removal, perhaps, but her themes are resonant for all people, men and women, who've had love and loss and laughed in between."

– Drew Emborsky, author of Men Who Knit & The Dogs Who Love Them

(Drew Emborsky )

“Poignant, funny and something every woman will relate to, whether or not she’s been divorced, whether or not she knits, whether or not she finds herself covered in cat hair ‘from the knees down.’ My only criticism – I didn’t want it to end!”

– Annie Modesitt, author of Twist And Loop and Romantic Hand Knits

(Annie Modesitt )

"Watch out, Bridget Jones: There's a new singleton in town, and she's got needles! This hilarious book chronicles the life of a newly divorced woman, as she struggles, dates, and knits her way back to sanity."

-- Knit.1 magazine (Knit.1 magazine )

Product Details

  • Paperback: 284 pages
  • Publisher: HCI; First Edition edition (October 15, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0757305911
  • ISBN-13: 978-0757305917
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.7 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (66 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #707,225 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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The knitting patterns are wonderful as well!! Elizabeth  |  5 reviewers made a similar statement
It's a quick, easy read that's straight-forward, inspiring, and funny all at the same time. Ms. HJR  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
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68 of 70 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I've recommended this to everyone I know September 20, 2007
Format:Paperback
I bought this book on the title alone. The only knitting blog I had read with any regularity had been the Yarn Harlot, and so I'd never heard of Perry or her Crazy Aunt Purl blog.

I'm so glad I got this book. Recently divorced myself, owner of three cats, and an avid knitter, every single page of this book resonated with me. I laughed, I cried, I soberly reflected on the thoughts raised by her description of trying to survive the utter fear and depression, and I felt like I was having a conversation with a best friend.

Perry walks us through her separation, divorce, knitting classes, disastrous diet, seven hours straight of George Jones, the Depressed Office Woman Outfit saga, and slowly but surely, the healing that sneaks up on her so slowly that she doesn't really realize it until she gets brave enough to ask out the guy with nice arms in the lumber department of the home improvement store - only to discover that she has no idea how to respond to a text message.

Please, please read this book. Perry even includes some wonderful patterns for us knitters at the end, but you don't have to be a knitter, or divorced, or drunk, or even covered in cat hair to appreciate the fine honesty and wit that shines through Perry's writing. I hope she writes more!
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24 of 25 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A heroic story and a hilarious read!! September 18, 2007
Format:Paperback
Laurie's book is a joy to read!! She shares her story of divorce, confusion, wine and eventual rebirth with hilarity and fortitude. She shows readers so much of her life during this terrible time in for her and I just know that others will gain a lot of insight and courage from her stories of the ups and downs of discovering one's self after a life-changing break-up. The knitting patterns are wonderful as well!!

She's a wonderful writer and has a voice that is usually not seen in contemporary self-help titles. It's both funny and sad and helpful all at the same time. It's so much more than just a knitting book; I recommend this book to anyone who likes their life-lessons to come with jocularity and wine!!
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars She Found her Creativity! October 2, 2007
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
I discovered Crazy Aunt Purl's blog months ago, and have read it with delight ever since. So of course I pre-ordered the book, which is a wonderful journey through love, loss, depression, and a return to the world. Laurie is a 30-something graphic artist working in a Los Angeles area bank, whose clueless husband one day just left. No arguments, no months or discussions, just "I have to find my creativity."

Turns out Laurie is the one who finds her creativity! Her blog that recounts her daily struggles with Los Angeles traffic, her bad-luck jeep, a gardener from hell and four adored cats (now, sadly reduced to three), has become a must-read for thousands worldwide. With the help of supportive friends and family, Laurie emerges from her self-imposed hermit-hood and picks up some sticks and string -- and becomes a knitter.

Spending hours alone with her cats, wine and yarn, Laurie emerges as a delightful personality with a wonderfully wry take on life. This is a book for everyone who has been through a loss and emerged the better for it. You'll want Laurie for your new best friend.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars hillarious!
inspired me to learn to knit- and i got my daughter to read it as well. too funny not to share!
Published 1 month ago by nerdy nerdness
4.0 out of 5 stars Just OK...
Helpful to know that someone else goes through these things. Helpful to hear how coming out the other side of a sad, drear life can be pretty good. Sometimes funny. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Sooz
4.0 out of 5 stars A Good Read
I really enjoyed this book. I laughed, I cried and I could see myself in some of those very situations. Read more
Published 13 months ago by Carol White
5.0 out of 5 stars Wait, did someone write a book "based on the true life" of me?
I loved this book.

I do knit, but cared not about the groovy patterns at the end of the book. (I am working on one anyway, its for the cats! Read more
Published 13 months ago by C. Kukowski
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it
As good as the second one 'Home is where the wine is" which being me I read first. Ha,ha!White Ivory From The Museum: A NovelThank you Aunt Purl...Roy Carl Weiler Sr.
Published 14 months ago by Roy
5.0 out of 5 stars good book
Book was recommended at our book club. Was a good book, light humerous read. Would highly recommend. Read more
Published 17 months ago by karen
2.0 out of 5 stars Fluffy writing, and not the best or funniest kind.
Not worth buying. I bought it because the author has a bit of funny, genuine writing on her blog. The book, by comparison, feels forced and trite. Read more
Published 19 months ago by Christine
5.0 out of 5 stars Best ever!
I bought this on Saturday afternoon and finished it Sunday afternoon between loads of laundry and cooking. Read more
Published 20 months ago by Sandra
4.0 out of 5 stars Recovery, Therapy and why you should learn to knit.
Crazy Aunt Pearl is really a smart, savy young professional who learned to knit as a survival tool. She didn't mean to, didn't know where it would lead, but discovered that... Read more
Published 20 months ago by live2knit
5.0 out of 5 stars Just so much fun
You feel as if you have known Laurie forever and I personally can relate almost to 80% of her life!
Published 23 months ago by Veronica Anderson
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Dec 1, 2007 by K. MEISNER |  See all 2 posts
Laugh out loud funny
I so agree with you! By the end of the second chapter I had laughed so hard my stomach hurt. I've told everyone I know to read this, even men.
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Go Crazy Aunt Purl!
Finally! What fans of Crazy Aunt Purl's blog have been waiting for! Way to go, CAP, looking forward to reading the book!
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