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Crocodile Soup: A Novel [Paperback]

Julia Darling (Author)
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July 2, 2002

Gert Hardcastle is thirty-something and unlucky in love. She is also estranged from her mother. As Crocodile Soup opens, she thinks she has found "the One" -- the enigmatic Eva, who serves coffee at the cafeteria in the museum where Gert works as a curator cataloging Egyptian artifacts. As Gert embarks on her hilarious and poignant pursuit of Eva, she looks back on her eccentric, childhood through a series of vivid and surreal flashbacks: her obsessive twin, Frank, with whom she communicates telepathically; her father, George, who vanished to Africa to salvage the family crocodile farm; her vain, neglectful mother, Jean; and the family ghost -- a Victorian poet who haunts the attic.

In a narrative studded with relentless humor and giddy self-deprecation, Julia Darling introduces an endearing cast of characters whose shared and wayward search for love is irresistible.


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Gert Hardcastle and her twin, Frank, can read each other's minds. She knows when he is plotting fiery ordeals for her dolls, and he knows when she is being attacked by river swans. When Frank returns from his sadistic boys school and moves into the ghost-infested attic bedroom that Gert has just fled, she is the sole family member to see the aura of madness collecting around him. But there are limits to their empathy. In adulthood, only she receives begging letters from their indigent mother, and only she is wracked by hopeless love for Eva, the coffee girl at the museum where she works as a curator. Frank remains strangely removed from human concerns, despite his telepathic link to his sister.

Well received by English critics, Crocodile Soup will call to mind Jeanette Winterson's early work, especially Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit, yet this fragmented but appealing comic novel is entirely fresh. Julia Darling has the gift of writing from a child's perspective: an ability to see at close range, and without context, making plain the strangeness and wonder of the world. The best chapter in the book is a brief description of the twins' first day of nursery school. Surveying the chubby boys racing wild-eyed around the room, Gert promptly wets her pants, while Frank begins to count maniacally. For the rest of the morning, she is ostracized, and sits in humiliation near the fuzzy felt while her brother, "still counting, drew a picture of an abattoir, upsetting some of the other children."

He had reached two thousand and eighty-three when Miss Lute rang a heavy brass bell, and we were instructed to eat rusks, which tasted of recently ironed tablecloths. We were told to chew them thoroughly. Then we had weak juice, that must have been drugged, because afterwards we all lay down on straw mats and fell asleep, while Miss Lute sang "The Farmer Wants a Wife" in a low monotone.
None of Darling's other characters come to life in the way that Gert and Frank do, not even Gert as an adult, with her inexplicable passion for Eva. Narrative, too, isn't the driving force behind Crocodile Soup, which ambles along with an internal logic that may frustrate a plot-loving reader. Nevertheless, the childhood scenes and Darling's comic talents make this a more-than-worthy debut from a quirky new voice in British fiction. --Regina Marler --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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British novelist Darling showcases a lively, engaging voice in her debut, bringing abundant humor to the unique cynicism of her protagonist and the heartfelt pathos in her plot. Gertrude Hardcastle works in the basement of an archeological museum in England cataloguing potsherds. Isolated, she feels safe: "I was not used to emotion. The institute was not generally an emotive place. It was good for shelving and filing, and that's why I liked it." But Gert's placid existence is disrupted by a pleading letter from her estranged mother and an "inappropriate obsession" with Eva, the young woman who serves coffee to the museum's staff. The intrusion of emotion into Gert's comfortable seclusion prompts her to revisit key moments in her childhood, to which the reader is treated in short, amusing chapters that develop the cumulative drama. Why Gert prefers her lonely life soon becomes clear: as a child growing up in a rambling house haunted by a dead poet, Gert was misunderstood and neglected by her mother (her father was often absent tending the family crocodile farm), and relegated to a dreary life in the attic (while her twin brother, Frank, lived downstairs). Slowly and with many missteps, Gert ventures out of the museum and into the world, unearthing an unorthodox community of people to care for her. In many ways, this is a coming-of-age novel, but one with such charmingly messed-up characters that it seems refreshingly new. Some aspects of the plot are fairy tale-like in their absurdity (Gert's telepathic relationship with her twin, for instance), but with the character of Gert providing its spiritual heart, the novel is entertaining, moving and emotionally real. (Apr.)
Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 352 pages
  • Publisher: Ecco (July 2, 2002)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0060090405
  • ISBN-13: 978-0060090401
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.3 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,450,942 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Tasty and good for you...., July 24, 2000
In this, her first novel, Julia Darling tells the story of Gert Hardcastle's pursuit of happiness. Gert is a lonely museum curator who has, as she always expected, managed to 'end up working in a quiet place, trying to be invisible. Afraid of everything'. Her early family life marked her out from the begining as one different from the others, a lost cause, but the arrival of the lovely Eva to work in the museum canteen promises to change all that.

The two narratives intertwine with each other. The tragic story of Gert's formative years is hilariously told and will strike many satisfying chords with anyone who's ever felt 'a bit different', invisible or even 'the devil incarnate'. In the present, Gert's tentative pursuit of Eva is punctuated by letters from her estranged mother and weird telepathic messages from twin brother Frank.

This book is very moving and terribly funny. The reader is never quite clear what is real and what is not, comedy and tragedy are so firmly entwined you don't even notice them strangling each other. Yes, everything about this book was brilliant - the humour, the narrative, the characters and even that rare thing - a satisfying plot structure.

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Yummy, yummy Crocodile Soup!, May 17, 2000
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A little quirky, a little odd... but loveable and readable and recommendable! Gert is somewhat of a social outcast, reclusive and shy, and her story just deserves to be read. You will read wanting to jump into the pages and help with her mother, her attempts at romance, and life in general. Different, but great.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Read This Book, July 6, 2001
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If you are interested in lesbian coming of age stories this one is of a higher quality than most others. It's funny and moving but also satisfyingly complex. You'll love it.
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