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1.0 out of 5 stars
A real disappointment..., July 20, 2002
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This review is from: Crush (DVD)
I knew I was in for a real disappointment when boredom set in within the first 10 minutes of the movie. It's a plotless flick where Seb, who was recently dumped by his boyfriend, begins a quest for a new mate. He meets Georgie at a local 'sauna' and starts a sexual spree where he procees to engage in encounters with nearly anyone who crosses his path. Totally absent of talent, the actors display a lot of flesh, however, strategic camera angles leave everything to the imagiation. All in all it's a pretty worthless film. I rushed out and bought it, and I'm sorry I did!!
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18 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Could this movie possibly suck more?, January 16, 2003
By A Customer
This review is from: Crush (DVD)
It's basically a porno that doesn't let you see anything. Plot: 7 or 8 ugly guys switch between telling a boring "true" story in monotones and scenes of sex. While they are all completely naked at one point or another, it's softcore, so you don't actually see anything. All the men are ugly anyway, so there's really no point. Rocks have better acting skills, to the point where you can actually see one of the actors reading his lines off a cue card. In the end, you're better off spending your money on a REAL porno that will offer hotter guys, better lines, SOME semblance of a plot, and actual sex.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
A disappointing letdown, March 14, 2003
By A Customer
This review is from: Crush (DVD)
The title of this film might lead the romantics among us to hope that we're going to get a film about love, romance and the pains of unsatisfied love. Wrong! What we get instead is a group of guys basically sitting around talking about anything but love and romance and giving us nothing more than imaginary or remembered quickies that have a lot to do with quick getting-off and little to nothing to do with love and romance. Each of the models are in full nudity at some point, making us think it's headed for one of those hardcore flicks that drags out foreplay before an gang-bang. Of course, "Crush" doesn't give us that because, if it did, it wouldn't be on this website. It shouldn't anyway, so bad that it is, unless you're looking for some guys in various stages of undressing until there's nothing left to shed and doing nothing more than talking. It's a letdown, and the "Crush" of unsatisfied love and romance isn't in this one. If you're looking for a turn-on, get another video or a read book of gay erotica shorts.
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