Cthul-You [Kindle Edition]

Damien G. Walter (Author)

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Product Description

When I first heard about Cthul-YOU I was skeptical to say the least. Like most people I thought anything that promised so much had to be bogus. Like the sites for BDSM fanboys populated by 24,753 lonely I.T. technicians seeking submissive female slaves, and…NO submissive females waiting to be enslaved. I was glad that kind of thing wasn’t really my scene, but then being a follower of the occult wasn’t any easier. So when the e-mail that would ultimately lead me to my dark lord and master appeared in my Inbox, you can be sure I had my reservations.

Finding your one true dark lord and master can be tough at the best of times, but in the age of social networks you can never be certin exactly who you are pledging your soul to. Read Cthul-YOU now and help make this world burn!

Product Details

• Format: Kindle Edition
• File Size: 19 KB
• Print Length: 6 pages
• Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
• Publisher: Damien G Walter (September 26, 2009)
• Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
• Language: English
• ASIN: B0035G06P0
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Lending: Enabled
• Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #624,800 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Free On Author's Blog, May 12, 2011

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This review is from: Cthul-You (Kindle Edition)

So I downloaded the free preview of this one and was disappointed to find that the preview was the exact same as the blurb in the description. Afterward, I googled the title/author to find out what the piece was about. I was expecting it to be a spoof advertisement or a self-help manual. Either way, it sounded quite amusing.

However, I was surprised to find that the blurb is actually the beginning of the story, a fairly amusing story. There are two major problems with this piece though; its length (just over 2000 words) doesn't warrant its price. It's unfortunate that amazon has not yet introduced a useful way of describing the length of its ebooks. They need to develop I human-recognizable standard, but I digress. The most important flaw of this story is that it is AVAILABLE FOR FREE on the author's BLOG. It was a pretty darn good story, good enough to go in a strong anthology. It's just not worth 99 cents, not by length, and certainly not in light of the fact that the text itself is the second result on google if you search the phrase "cthul-you".