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Gift of Nothing

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  • Shipping Weight: 2.9 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B002J8VDXE
  • Manufacturer recommended age: 10 years and up
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #18,498 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (29 customer reviews)
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What do you get for someone who has everything? What about the Gift of Nothing! That's right, nadda, zilch, zip, zero, diddly squat could be winging it's way to you in the post right now!Excited? Experience Nothing in all it's simplistic, anti-climax glory and hope that next year, you get a lump of coal at least. Show the kids of today what it used to be like when you were a kid ';You'd be lucky if you got an orange and stick with a face painted on it';...';When I was a kid, we got a pet rock and a kick in the teeth...'; Nothing is a gift to be treasured. It is guaranteed to do absolutely nothing, all of the time! Get a Gift of Nothing, a present perfect for any occasion. Whether you are looking for that special nothing for Christmas, Birthday or Valentine's Day (not recommended if you want to continue with the relationship), Nothing is the ideal gift.

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It's full of sarcastic and witty remarks worth every penny for nothing!
Jo
This is definitely a great gag gift perfect for the people in your life who just seem to have everything!
Shawn
For the person who has everything, or at least is satisfied & content; nothing will do.
Awtha

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83 of 90 people found the following review helpful By J. Arena TOP 500 REVIEWERVINE VOICE on December 26, 2009
This toy gets only ONE STAR for FUN, because I got the same toy last year and didn't like it then either.

This toy gets FIVE STARS for EDUCATIONAL VALUE, 'cause it taught me to expect nothing next year, too.

This toy gets FIVE STARS for DURABILITY, because nuthin' from nuthin' leaves nuthin'.

I rate this toy with FIVE STARS OVERALL, 'cause I figure I'll have a real good time regifting next year.
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242 of 278 people found the following review helpful By RoboSpy on December 15, 2012
This product was not as advertised. I was excited to be receiving my new package of nothing, and at first, I thought that's exactly what I had. A cursory examination of the package would certainly lead one to believe that nothing is inside. I intended to use the nothing therein for a physics experiment my lab is running, wherein it is necessary for us to utilize a region of quantum vacuum. This is a notoriously difficult thing to fabricate - even a "perfect" vacuum contains some residual gamma rays and virtual particles of both positive AND negative mass. What we needed was nothing, and for the price, we really couldn't beat this product.

However, closer examination revealed that the package doesn't contain nothing at all - it contains something! Lots of things, in fact! Particulate matter from the packaging process, with some particles in excess of 200nm radius, and only a PARTIAL vacuum, barely 600 torr negative gauge pressure! Furthermore, the clear plastic container practically ensures that the "nothing" will be contaminated by all manner of high energy photons. We were also disappointed to find that no measures had been taken to protect the nothing from incoming solar neutrinos or cosmic rays, and there were no matter interferometers in place to even ATTEMPT to dampen gravitational wave propagation through the package. However, we did find the tantalum-clad heavy-gauge aluminum-zinc Faraday cage to be quite sufficient for blocking EM.

In short, this was useless for our purposes! Be warned, this is not a laboratory-grade nothing!
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349 of 404 people found the following review helpful By Kevin Biddle on December 18, 2012
Do you people not understand what awesome and epic forces you are meddling with here? Sure, it's safe for now in the cute little package, tee hee you giggle as think of the look your friend will give you when they open it, but what about when they OPEN it?

Who are you to unleash The Nothing on the world? Do the struggles of Balthazar and Atreyu mean so little? Was the sacrifice of Pyornkrachzark in vain? THERE WON'T BE A LUCK DRAGON TO SAVE US THIS TIME! STOP BUYING THE NOTHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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19 of 19 people found the following review helpful By Sharyl Glenister on November 17, 2013
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This was absolutely the best thing I could have gotten for my husband!! He is my Scrooge.
When he opened it as he complained I should have gotten him nothing! Well he got the biggest smile on his face and even chuckled!
So thanks for making my Christmas for him as well as me a happy one!
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42 of 47 people found the following review helpful By itzjustsarah on January 22, 2011
For my friends birthday, I had no clue on what to get because she had just about everything that she could possibly want. So I asked her what she wanted. Her response was that she didn't want anything. Nothing. So I Googled the gift of nothing and this is what came up and it is fantastic! My friend got a kick out of it!
I almost didn't buy it because it was just a package of nothing, but you're not paying for the package, you're really paying for the look on the person's face when they open it, and what they say after they read the packaging!
I would definately get this again for other friends!
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14 of 15 people found the following review helpful By Michael Tarlton on December 10, 2013
I've used this product over and over again, and it doesn't disappoint. The first time I gave it to someone was when a co-worker, referring to her husband, said, "NOTHING will get him off the couch on Sundays." I told her to give it to her husband, and the next time I saw her, she said, "I can't believe it worked so well! I gave it to him between the 1st and 2nd quarter of the Browns game, and he came right off that couch! Chased me all over the house!"

The next time I used it was when my sister told me, "You're a shiftless, good-for-nothing," whereupon I gave one of these to her just to show her how smart she is! Incidentally, one side benefit of this product is that, when someone throws Nothing at you, it doesn't hurt a bit!

Most recently, Nothing may have saved me from going to jail. There I was, minding my own business when a police officer approached, showed his flashlight on me, and said, "You, behind the bushes, get out here!" I complied with his request and said, "What's the problem officer?" He countered with his own question, "What were you doing behind those bushes?" I happened to have a package of Nothing in my jacket pocket, so I tossed it to him. He inspected it, shook his head with a smile, and said, "Go on, get outta here...and zip your trousers while you're at it." Whew, that was close!

Finally, my hat is off to whomever designed the packaging, because if it weren't for that, it would be pretty hard to find Nothing.
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16 of 19 people found the following review helpful By Deb on April 11, 2013
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As a gag gift, I bought this for my son for Christmas since he says he ALWAYS gets everything he wants. We kept telling him we were getting him nothing this year, so when I saw this item I had to get it. He LOVED it! It's sitting on his entertainment center and makes a great conversation piece. What a fun item for the 'person with everything'.
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