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The Curse of the Singles Table: A True Story of 1001 Nights Without Sex [Paperback]

Suzanne Schlosberg (Author)
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June 1, 2004
Suzanne Schlosberg's friends dubbed her the Cal Ripken of celibacy. Given the common belief among single women that all the good men are either married or gay, Suzanne's predicament is hardly extraordinary, but what she does to end the streak makes for a hilarious tale. Suzanne hits bottom when her younger sister gets engaged, leaving her less than a year to find a date for the wedding. She shifts into overdrive, experimenting with Internet dating, speed dating, and other bizarre 21st century match-making rituals. But after enduring every indignity of singlehood, she ultimately learns to ask herself: Does she really need a man to find happiness?


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Schlosberg (Fitness for Dummies; Weight Training for Dummies; etc.) tackles husband-hunting in this often side-splitting, occasionally poignant memoir. Humiliated by being seated at the dreaded "Singles Table" at weddings and pressured by crossing the "Great Divide" from "single" to "still single," Schlosberg embarks on a quest, not necessarily for "Mr. Right," but at least "Mr. Remote Possibility." She tries a jaunt to a Kenyan game park, a week at Club Med and a millennial New Year's Eve celebration in Jackpot, Nev. When her travels fail to do little more than help her avoid family gatherings fraught with awkward questions about wedding dates, she moves on to experimenting with feng shui and volunteering for Habitat for Humanity, chimpanzee research and wheelchair athletes. She even submits her photo to hotornot.com, but draws the line at psychotherapy. Succumbing to the inevitable online dating experience, Schlosberg develops an efficient but ineffectual system of screening candidates, which she then tries out at the eight-minute Starbucks Speed Date. To celebrate her 1,001 days without sex, she sets off for the Arctic Ride of Pain, a mountain-bike trip to Deadhorse, Alaska, unexpectedly finding herself stranded in the dying town of Provideniya, Russia, where, finally giving up hope, her spirits improve. It's only then, of course, that Schlosberg finally meets her future husband, bringing her story to a sentimental but satisfying conclusion. Singles in their 30s will get the most out of this book, but anyone can appreciate Schlosberg's wacky humor.
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Schlosberg puts in perspective a sensitive topic--exile to the singles table at a major social event--for those women older than 30 who have experience of it. She is an expert on the subject, with 1,001 sexless nights under her belt, so to speak. She calls her dubious achievement The Streak, and this is the hilarious story of how she strove to end it. In it, Schlosberg becomes an Everywoman, and her journey will resonate with heterosexual women everywhere whose loving relatives are certain they are cursed to die old maids. From its beginning with her search for the nation's most date-friendly town to the pitfalls of Internet dating to the well-intentioned blind date to a disastrous week at Club Med and on to a happy conclusion, Schlosberg's sex travelogue is funny and real, warm and engaging. Paula Luedtke
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 272 pages
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing (June 1, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0446690546
  • ISBN-13: 978-0446690546
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.8 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,540,480 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

SUZANNE SCHLOSBERG is the author of THE CURSE OF THE SINGLES TABLE: A True Story of 1001 Nights Without Sex, chronicle of a dry spell that lasted longer than the Kennedy administration.

The Streak isn't the only feat of endurance Suzanne has parlayed into writing gig. Shortly after marrying her lovable, redheaded Streakbreaker, Suzanne began a long, elusive quest to get knocked up. The experience spawned THE ESSENTIAL FERTILITY LOG and an essay for Fit Pregnancy magazine titled "I Used an Egg Donor." Oh, and fraternal twins.

When she's not writing about prenatal hemorrhoids, infant vomit or toddler tantrums, Suzanne is busy informing exercisers about the latest ways to strengthen their glutes. Suzanne is the author of THE ULTIMATE WORKOUT LOG and coauthor, with Liz Neporent, of FITNESS FOR DUMMIES and WEIGHT TRAINING FOR DUMMIES. Another recent collaboration: THE ULTIMATE DIET LOG, written with Cynthia Sass, MA, RD, creator of the New York Times bestseller Flat Belly Diet!

The latest from Suzanne: THE GOOD NEIGHBOR COOKBOOK, quite the ironic project for someone who has befriended numerous night managers at Baja Fresh. Alas, Suzanne did not create the recipes for the book, leaving that to her fabulous collaborator, Real Simple recipe developer and chef Sara Quessenberry.

 

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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Must Read!, April 6, 2005
This review is from: The Curse of the Singles Table: A True Story of 1001 Nights Without Sex (Paperback)
The most honest, insight, funny and compelling books I've ever read about life as a single women. Especially life as a single Jewish woman (though anyone from any type of ethnic background will be able to relate to the family issues!)

I felt like the author read my mind and was telling the story of my life. She reminds you that its okay to feel frustrated, depressed, crazy and dismayed at being singe. She also, and more importantly, talks about how to find your own strength, find yourself, have fun in the journey, let go of worrying about finding someone, be fine with trying to find someone, and be truthful about how you feel while trying to figure out life in your 30s.

And not only was the book insightful but it made me laugh out loud. I find it's rare to have a book make you do that. She is a gifted writer, with an ability to thread the story together in a way that will keep you engaged from start to finish. I hope she keeps writing books like this--amazing, strong, funny, smart women like so many of us are, need more books like this!
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars A guy's review, March 11, 2005
This review is from: The Curse of the Singles Table: A True Story of 1001 Nights Without Sex (Paperback)
This book kept me entertained for an hour or two while waiting for a plane, so I can't complain. It's humorous and doesn't pretend to arrive at any great human truths. To be frank, I had hoped for something a little more titillating and insightful about such subjects as internet dating, dating clubs, etc -- about which at my advanced age and long-married status I know nothing but have some curiosity. The author spends a bit too much time talking about her cute and so eccentric family to suit me. This, if I may venture an opinion, raises a warning flag for men, just as a man who talks too much about his mother does for women. After reading the book it's still a mystery to me why the author went 1,000 plus days without sex.

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Been There, Done That~ Love it~, August 31, 2004
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This book fell in my hands at the right time (after finding out three of my best friends became engaged within a week of each other). Like most of my friends, I have tried online, bars, religious groups, volunteer groups, and sometimes have just given up looking for that "Mr. Right"! This book has been passed from friend to friend. We know it's possible to be fabulous and single and it is great to laugh along with others who have the same struggles. Awesomely funny, well written, and intelligent book!
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Club Med, Grandma Honey, Death Ride, Singles Table, Grandma Ruth, Grandpa Julius, New Year's Eve, Joe Diffie, Los Angeles, Miss Tegeler, New York City, Ride of Pain, Speed Dating, United States, Valentine's Day, Great Divide, Bering Air, Cold War, Mary Tyler Moore, San Diego, Those People
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