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From Publishers Weekly

A CBC journalist in Winnepeg taking "a month's leave to dabble in deathcare" reveals the changing face of the funeral industry in this informative but rote tour of duty, an update of sorts on Jessica Mitford's 1963 The American Way of Death. On his first day as an intern at the Winnepeg crematorium run by Neil Bardal, the undertaker tells him that "the traditional funeral is gone and it's never coming back"; the bereft world has embraced cremation, with specific impact on a number of industry segments, from vehicles and florists to tombstones and caskets. Jokinen is nonchalantly graphic when getting into the day-to-day of cremation ("I dump the pan of bones onto the steel table and crunch through it with the heavy magnet"), touching on juvenile at times, but makes the point in many ways that, eventually, we'll all be paying for this industry's changes. The industry's big bet is that 75 million North American baby boomers, afraid of death, will want unprecedented control over their funerals, illustrated in examples like a successful Milwaukee funeral home owner who calls Ritz-Carlton and Disney his models. Readers who understand that Joniken took on the role of apprentice undertaker for one reason (they're reading it) will find an interesting glimpse into an almost-invisible industry, and the forces pushing it in strange new directions.
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Jokinen’s wry observations on and revelations about mortality and the industry it has engendered evoke a youthful adventure into the unknown—not only the philosophical mystery of death but also the “black hole” between the last breath and the reappearance at funeral or cemetery, in casket or urn, the period that, Jokinen says, “people pay us to keep to ourselves.” Quitting his job at 44, Jokinen was transformed into a “death fairy” by apprenticing for a year with a third-generation undertaker. Fear became respect and awe for the body as he performed grunt work, took notes, and explored rituals and traditions that were morphing into Disney-themed options. Recounting his experiences, he delivers ironic dialogue with stand-up skill and smoothly integrates technical information (“Formaldehyde changes the structure of the body’s protein, . . . making it inhospitable to the bacteria of decomposition”) and market data (“‘Celebration of life’ cremations instead of burial funerals will account for 59% of the industry by 2025”) without hindering the flow of readable insights. --Whitney Scott
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 279 pages
  • Publisher: Da Capo Press (March 23, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0306818914
  • ISBN-13: 978-0306818912
  • Product Dimensions: 6.1 x 0.6 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (51 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #520,221 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Like the tv show "Dirty Jobs", there are some jobs only a select few can do. The funeral industry is one of them. Imagine you (a regular person) are suddenly dropped into a funeral home to be an apprentice. "Curtains: Adventures of an Undertaker-in-Training" is that book. It's one of those "I want to know/I don't want to know" situations but the book is fascinating. It will get you thinking about death, life and the meaning of it all. Tom Jokinen's observations are right on the money and reflect what, I think, I would feel if placed in the same situation. An unusual topic but a page turner nevertheless.
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This book is okay. It's a quick read, covers a fascinating topic, is well written, has a few interesting insights, and is amusing in places.

Unfortunately, it's like a ton of other similar books out there. I didn't find anything in this one that would be any better or worse than all those other books that you'll see under Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought, What Do Customers Buy After Viewing This Item, and so on. If you've never read one of these before, great. You'll enjoy it. If you have, though (like me), you'll probably feel like you've already read it before.

It's basically an outsider's take on a fascinating "dirty job." Now, that includes some dark humor, some scattered musings, some interesting tidbits, and one (not-all-that-closely-related) vignette after another. It's kind of a like an extended magazine article, or maybe a series of magazine articles hooked loosely together.

What it's lacking is any real story line, depth in the musings, or feel for the characters. If that's what you're after, let me recommend, perhaps, In the Land of Long Fingernails: A Gravedigger in the Age of Aquarius. Forgive the pun, but Curtains, like a bad grave, was just a little too shallow for me.
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I work in the industry and must say that Jokinen did a fabulous job with the details! A little wordy at times, but I enjoyed it very much! There is a lot of information to cover when writing about the Death Care industry and he covered a lot of ground in a short amount of pages. Awesome job! I've passed the book on at work to see what my co-workers thought and I haven't seen the book since!
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If you interested in the ins and outs of the funeral industry, this would be a great read. It has a lot of "insider" information and insights on the industry that I found fascinating. What kept the book from being really good is that Jokinen doesn't have the sense of humor that would have elevated this book from "interesting read" to "kept me glued to the book from page one." (In other words, he's no Mary Roach.) Still, it is worth reading if you enjoy books of this type.
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Not what I was expecting. I was expecting more "field stories". However it was still very good. It covered topics I have never thought about (the funeral home is a for profit business, shareholders, and exactly what happens when you're cremated and buried).
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Takes the reader through the past, present and possible future shapes of what has become the "death care industry" by focusing on a specific Icelandic-Canadian funeral home dynasty's ups and downs; ins and outs. Includes "removal" and "disposal" anecdotes, time spent in the "prep room" and at a providers' convention, along with countless interviews, and tours of renowned state of the art funeral home/cemetery/crematory/banquet hall/new age (neo-pagan) memorial center combos.
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Want to more about what actually goes on in a (Canadian) funeral home? This book is for you! Want to know more about cremation? Get it now! Author is a former journalist who wanted an inside look at the funeral industry, took a leave of absence from his job with CBC Radio, completed his studies as a Funeral Director and took his apprenticeship in a Funeral home in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Quite a read and highly recommended.
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Kudos to Tom Jokinen. (I'm sooo envious of his writerly chops.) As founding prez of Greensprings Natural Cemetery Preserve, now research director with the Green Burial Council of North America (and no, neither was on my bucket list), I gotta say -- Tom's nailed it. I took Curtains out of a university library that lets you keep a book for a year (unless someone recalls it), yet a half hour into it had ordered my Kindle edition because I needed to mark it up and wasn't about to stop reading. Even the philosophizing didn't wear me down. I recommend it highly. (Don't know about that reviewer who said he's no Mary Roach. Mary Roach is Mary Roach -- amazing. Tom Jokinen is Tom Jokinen -- equally amazing.)
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