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October 1, 2008
From mom-and-pop general stores to big-box, strip-mall chains, it is impossible to consider the American experience without thinking about the buying-and-selling retail culture: the sales and the stockrooms, the shift managers, and the clock punchers. The Customer Is Always Wrong is a tragicomic and all-too revealing collection of essays by writers who have done their time behind the counter and lived to tell their tales. Jim DeRogatis, author of Let It Blurt, for example, describes hanging out with Al himself at Al Rocky’s Music Store, while Colson Whitehead explains how three summers at a Long Island ice cream store gave him a lifelong aversion to all things dessert-like. This book not only shines a light on the absurdities of retail culture but finds the delight in it as well.

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The mundane tasks and indignant exchanges with impossible customers are hilariously captured in this collection of personal essays by a cross-section of writers and humorists. Some, like a spa attendant's dishy tale, are spun with a catty flair and flirt with a mild contempt for frivolous consumers; others, like Wendy Spero's turn as a door-to-door knife seller, are outrageously funny and incorporate life lessons in the litany of humiliations. Breezy and occasionally creepy musings on everything from guilt over serving fattening Swedish pancakes to seniors to the horrors of working at Sears may provide some nostalgic chuckles and perhaps even some unpleasant flashbacks as this collection elevates retail selling to a rite of passage. Two stories in particular that have less to do with the frustrations of the job and more about the impact of the experience on future endeavors: Hollie Gillespie recounts her days as an industrious child entrepreneur and maintains her steadfast optimism in humanity, and the memories of writer and one-time drummer Jim DeRogatis, who passed the time—but never worked—in a local music store reveals the enduring influence of a mentoring shop owner and achieves true poignancy. (Sept.)
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Soft Skull Press (October 1, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 193336890X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1933368900
  • Product Dimensions: 7.5 x 6.4 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #703,377 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Jeff Martin is an author and editor. His first book, a collection of poetry, has been read by almost no one without a genetic connection. His second book, "The Customer is Always Wrong: The Retail Chronicles" was nominated for the National Book Critics Circle Award. It was also a book club selection for Foreword Magazine and selected as a Shelf Awareness Book of the Year. His follow-up book, "My Dog Ate My Nobel Prize: The Fabricated Memoirs of Jeff Martin", was released in the fall of 2009. The Onion praised it as a "garden of lush lies". And James Frey, the notorious author of "A Million Little Pieces" says "Jeff Martin is a first-class liar. Even better than me."

His next book, "The Late American Novel: Writers on the Future of Books" will be released in March 2011.

He is a frequent contributor to The Millions, GOOD, Publishers Weekly and National Public Radio He is the founder of the literary organization Booksmart Tulsa. www.booksmarttulsa.com
Jeff lives with his wife in Tulsa, OK.



 

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG ed. by Jeff Martin, November 6, 2008
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The Customer Is Always Wrong is a collection of essays on retail life. The book is edited by Jeff Martin, manager of a Tulsa Barnes and Noble, and features 21 anecdotes by writers you most likely will never have heard of about their own personal experiences working at a wide selection of retail jobs.

For the most part, the essays range in quality from slightly boring to fairly amusing. A highlight is Victor Gischler's tale of his time spent selling hearing aids, which made me laugh for two solid minutes.

Anybody who's worked in or shopped retail (that is, everybody) can relate to something in this book, and it's an entertaining enough read.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun Series of Essays on Life in the Retail World, August 31, 2008
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Often humorous, occasionally poignant and at all times all too real, this book is a collection of essays on life in the retail world. Many of us have been there, whether as full time employees out of college or as part time slaves during our high school and college years. Any of us who have performed the retail job duties will recognize many of these stories. I was laughing much of the time; almost cried a couple of times, but I enjoyed the book completely at all times.

Don't let the fact that you have never worked in retail stop you from reading this book. You may learn a thing or two about life in the retail world and you may think twice before being snooty to those poor clerks behind the counters.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely hilarious!, January 14, 2009
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This book is a must have for anyone who has ever worked in retail. Every story with the exception of one had me rolling over in laughter. It's also a quick read and the stories are short and to the point. It also really leaves you questioning just basic human nature and knowing that whoever you are, you're o.k. Great book to give as a gift as well.
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