Remember the time when we were playing Cy Girls and we had to backtrack to the bathroom in an earlier part of a level to get to the controls of a robotic vacuum cleaner so we could open that door? That was awesome! Actually, like everything else in Cy Girls, it wasn't awesome. These ladies may look hot in pictures, but believe me they are Medusas in the gameplay department. This title is notable for offering your choice of not one, but two woefully incompetent camera systems. In addition, Cy Girls also delivers horrid control, mechanical and unexciting gameplay, and tedious level designs. To be honest, I didn't play this for very long. But does a food critic have to eat a dozen dog poop-and-sauerkraut sandwiches before he writes that he doesn't like the taste?
Rated: 4 out of 10
Editor: Matt Helgeson
Issue: March 2004
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