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The Dallas Connection [VHS]

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As movies of this type go, "The Dallas Connection," is as good as it gets. There is a purity of motive that is commendable. As you might guess, the film features an array of amazing looking women. Wendy Hamilton, Sam Phillips, Julie Strain and especially Julie K. Smith would be perfectly at home in any Russ Meyer film. The story is more fun then the usual fare and there are traces of humor. For anyone who has taken the time to read the review, this movie delivers what want.

Something about Sidaris flicks... they're the ones you see late night on HBO and wonder if HBO is turning into a porn channel. They're the ones Blockbuster created a special "hot action" rental section for. They're also a showcase for some gorgeous models. They can't act, but who cares!

Of the Sidaris flicks I've seen this one has the nicest looking ladies. Haven't seen it yet, but Savage Beach may be a winner too from the looks of the cast list. Remember, we aren't talking acting ability here.

I disagree with the other viewer who says the son's flicks are better than dad's. Christian spends way too much time trying to create an actual storyline. Who we kidding here?? My dream movie would be where either someone's taking their top off or somethings "blow'd up" (E-trade style) every five minutes. Hard Hunted is probably the closest movie in this respect. I swear, I'm gonna make my dream movie one day and laugh all the way to the bank (like Sidaris!)

What a life, eh? Film gorgeous women all day, then wrap a feeble plot around race cars, boats and vacation spots so you can write off all your hobbies and vacation expenses to Uncle Sam. Brilliant!

This is one of the best of the Sidaris babe movies. An interesting plot, about a group of scientists working on a weapons system, is secondary to the luscious babes and sexy nude scenes. Julie Strain, Julie K. Smith and the gorgeous Wendy Hamilton have it all working here. This film moves along nicely and gets the job done. (And most of the Sidaris movies don't). I've come to a conclusion: the films directed by C. Drew Sidaris, (Andy's son) are far better than his father's lackluster efforts. And just as you would expect, the next movie "Day of the Warrior" is AWFUL, as the elder Sidaris returns from a brief hiatus.

Good things these girls are very sexy and gorgeous because the movie does not offer anything else, i still would buy this movie to feast my eyes on the 2 Julie (Strain, Smith).

If you've seen this kind of film before, you're going to get exactly the same thing. Lots of very nice, busty girls (Julie Smith - wow!) take their clothes off for no reason, other than it makes guys happy. There are some pretty buff guys for the girls and some bad acting for everyone. And I mean VERY bad.

Overall, this isn't a bad film - no shocks, no surprises and you can see the twists coming a mile away. Odd little bits in the film made me laugh; people getting the use of the words anagram and acronym mixed up and foliage being pronounced "foilage". Thank goodness there were no libraries, nuclear reactions and nothing happened in February.

If you want something Pacino, De Niro or James Woods would appear in, steer well clear of this. If you want a Friday night film to have a few beers with - you could do a lot worse. Once again: Julie Smith - WOW!

How many miles can Andy Sidaris get out of featuring the same basic plot lines and ensemble of women? I think he is about down to the nub. As opposed to "Malibu Express" and "Return to Savage Beach," in this one all you get is token nudity and love scenes that flash by almost as an apology of sorts. If you're only into wiggle and tease, explosions and running here and running there, this might entertain.