After my last incident at my local Mall, I thought it is essential I purchase the FX1 full body shell. With this mama I can bulldoze at will.
After the last infestation of 'Uber' Zombie hordes and in particular my last encounter with the unsightly undead army at my local Mall; whom out of nowhere sprung an attack on me as I went to grab a crate of Budweiser from the Grocery Store. Those damn pesky Zombies nearly pulled my arm out of it's darn socket and I managed to escape with a few cuts and bruises, thankfully I wasn't bitten or it would have been over.
This time round I purchased the FX1 flexforce, now with this Mama I can mow down those Zombies like a knife to butter. With my frag grenades, M16 and a man's newest best friend the trustee AA-12 you can be rest assured of a good nights sleep. The FX1 does require some getting use to, but a few days in the field and it'll feel just fine. I must say that after a few weeks in this baby, it does make you feel more manly; however, I'm not sure how much more of a man it can make you, once you don a grenade belt around your waist.
I modified my FX1 with extra pockets for my ammunition as once your in the field fending off the army of the undead, extra ammunition is a must.
My last encounter just occurred 2 weeks ago, when I was driving down the boulevard and bam!!! fifty zombies pulled out of an alleyway and jumped on my car, quick reflexes allowed me to drive my car into a electric pylon, hoping that had done the job and toasted those zombies to a crisp. But, you know zombies they stood up again with hunger on there minds, but with the trustee FX1 and my AA-12 I made sure they wont be bothering anyone again. But then out of the ashes and dust came an uber zombie it had some how mutated from a hybrid Gorilla/Sloth (Don't ask me how it ever happened, the whole zombie infestation story is still perplexing). It looked like it was game over for me, but then I realised something; due to the fact it had certain features of a sloth, it actually moved like a sloth as well. Slow as a snail... I reloaded and churned out 40 rounds of the AA-12 and a dozen elbows, kicks and punches and that beast was pretty much pulp at the end of it. I laughed in the face of adversity, but I viewed it as a job well done.
lets be real.., the FX1 truly came into it's own in that battle, I could fend off those zombies and the damn hybrid with ease and there punches and bites failed to cause any type of damage to the FX1. I may just wear this baby at my friends wedding as a Best mans outfit, the ladies will dig it and what woman doesn't fancy a man who don's a greande belt (with HE and illumination rounds). I'm also thinking of buying another specifically modified for Covert zombie missions.
Some people may think your crazy while prowling the streets of LA dressed like your on some high profile covert military operation, but wtf you feel good and look the part.
Do you really believe you need an FX1, damn right you do. Don't go out to your local Mall without wearing a FX1 FlexForce, it's the Zombie hunting kit of choice...!