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Pole Dancer Stripper Alarm Clock With Flashing Lights & Music

13 customer reviews

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Product Description

Prepare to RISE and shine! This Pole Dancer Alarm Clock is sure to grab your attention even when you are in a deep sleep! When not going off this clock just looks like a novel sculpture of a pole dancer, but when its time to wake up the party has just begun! The Pole dancer spins around and around in front of a curtained stage, strobing disco lights activate making the stage area come to life and a loud strip tease style of alarm music will wake you up and open your eyes! The dancer spins around and around for a real gentleman's club experience every time you have to wake up! Easy to use 5 button functions allow you to customize your experience and the Quartz display screen clearly indicates the time. Hit the Snooze button a couple of times! You will love seeing this alarm go off so much you will want to hit the snooze at least once, that is considering you can close your eyes after seeing this erotic display! This is about as sexy as an alarm clock can possibly be. When the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same time, the buxom blonde dancer gyrates around her pole under the spinning disco ball. The Pole Dancer Alarm Clock stands about 8 1/2" inches tall and has useful features such as a light and a snooze alarm. So, fellas, now you have no excuse. Get one of these honey's and you'll always wake up next to a beautiful babe! You can also choose your time read out! Choose from standard AM & PM or Military Time Functions. 8 1/2" Tall x 4 1/2" Diameter. Requires 3 AA batteries (not included).


Product Details

  • Shipping Weight: 15.2 ounces
  • ASIN: B001V9VCAQ
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #699,002 in Home & Kitchen (See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen)
  • Product Warranty: For warranty information about this product, please click here

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Konrei on November 9, 2010
The music starts, the lights flash, and she dances and twirls when your alarm goes off . . . Wish it came in life size! This is a ridiculous item, and one nobody with a warped sense of humor or an exotic dancer for a girlfriend should be without. Real kitsch with a practical use.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By John Middleton on January 3, 2014
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Is this probably something my mother would be ashamed of? Absolutely. Is this something my boyfriend is going to see and shake his head wondering when will I grow up? Oh yea. Will my friends laugh till their stomachs hurt because I really did buy this, all the while wishing they could let themselves be free enough to get one too? You know it.

This is one of the greatest and most entertaining alarm clocks I have ever seen. In a day and age where every single electronic device we use on a daily basis has an alarm clock on it, this here is special. It says it all and I think if you're going to spend money on something you may not necessarily need, you need to go the distance and trust me...this goes the distance!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Mel H on January 27, 2012
We purchased this as a gag gift for my brother-in-law. It's hysterical, we all got a good laugh! It's just as described, good quality, and functions too.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Sam on December 22, 2010
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I bought this clock for a Dirty Santa gift at the office party It went over well and it is pretty cool and it did the trick
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Michael Schiel on January 7, 2014
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Went over Totally Awesome! All car guys need one of these for their Man Cave. Thanks
Price was very good.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Penny2 on March 15, 2012
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Gift for husband and he loves it. Good item and works well. A good way to wake up in the morning.
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Bought this as a joke for my girlfriend as I never expected her to use it. But she has used it everyday since she received it. She loves it. It is fun to watch and it wakes her up. Unless she keeps hitting the snooze.

It works like an alarm clock should with a little extra entertainment lol
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