From the Author
I liked them so much, I intended to include them in Just A Geek, but they didn't fit. So they get to live here, with some wonderful illustrations to keep them company.
Some of them are funny, one is very sad, one is pretty damn sentimental, but they are all true. I wrote them shortly after my 30th birthday, as I looked to my past in an attempt to understand my present, and not fear my future.
I gave birth to this book when I wrote it. By reading it, you give it life. Take good care of my babies. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.