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Dark Fields

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"Dark Fields" follows a typical slasher-flick formula, but the movie is so cheaply made and poorly acted that the movie comes off like a total joke! I actually sat through this entire piece of rubbish (thank goodness I saw it for free), and I can honestly say that this is a total waste of your time. If you are serious about your horror movies, you definitely need to stay clear of this kind of garbage. The direction, screenplay and acting in this movie are some of the worst I've ever seen and ranks up there with "Tower of Blood" as some of the worst slasher flicks I've ever seen...another sad day for the horror genre when this rubbish was made. By the way, some of the actors in this flick need to go buy some oxy or clearasil. Oh well, I keep looking for a diamnond in the rough, but all I seem to find is trash like this. Notwithstanding this kind of garbage, Horror-man's search continues....

To be the worst movie ever made, a film has to be so bad that it's laughable. This was not laughable. Dark Fields was very bad it's true, but it was watchable if you're bored enough. Yes the killer was pretty weak and how easily the two girls kept escaping was silly. They should have just turned on him, beat the crap out of him as they were certainly capable of and moved on. A lot of people got killed in this film by a pretty wimpy villain. I give this movie 2 stars only because I read the other 9 reviews done before mine and WOW!!! I had to take the oppurtunity to be the highest rating of a film ever... This may be the worst HORROR movie every made and that takes quite a bit of doing as there are some bad ones out there. So the bottom line here is that every reviewer who gave this film only one star is right on. Combine bad acting, a low budget and a silly plot and this is what you get. However, I did find the out-takes during the credits somewhat humorous...Probably better than the movie. That's what I should have done. Skipped the movie and just gone to the somewhat entertaining closing credits. What was I thinking?

I can't even describe how horrible this movie was. Bad acting, low-budget. I think having a route canal would have made better use of my time. Worst of the worst!!!! Steer clear!!!

Folks, heres a friendly piece of advice, Save your cash! If you're gonna rent it, make sure someone else buys. This filmed sucked on so many different levels I don't even know where to begin. So I guess I'll start with the fact that its a rehash of any other slasher movies. Five kids on their way to a concert run out of gas near an old abandon farmstead. Then get picked off one by one, by a 'killer'. The gore in this film in nil, any blood spilt looked like red paint and the extent of this was puddles on the ground, splashes or sprays on the wall. The Budget wasn't there on this part of the film.
Ok, so almost an hour of this 81 minute turkey is spent putzing around the farmstead looking for the kid they sent to get more gas. Bad acting, no no, horrible acting with a horrible script make this crudely shot movie almost unbearable. To make things worse, there is almost no music soundtrack to add to the suspense.
Its apparent to me that the bulk of the budget was spent on camera equipment and editing. Location is almost entirely on the farmstead, most likely donated from a friend. This whole movie screams college film school project.
What made this film laughable was that the killer guy was such a light weight! the two surviving girls escape his clutches several times, and even manage to knock him out quite easily. The other thing I found humerous, was that all the actors were canadian, you didn't know it until they had to say "house", "out", or "about", then it was hoose, oot and aboot! fantastic!
Bottom Line: Don't waste your time, you'd probably have a better time watching grass grow.

I bought this movie used at the video store - what a TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY! I wouldn't even give it 1 star - it deserves none! I buy alot of horror and scary movies and this is NOT one of them.
1. The actors/actresses were very "fake" and simply had NO acting skills whatsoever! Where did they find them?
2. The movie looked very low budget and filmed with a home video camera.
3. I would not pay $1 for this movie.
4. The only thing they spent money on was the video cover.
5. If you buy this movie, don't say I didn't warn you!

Is this a joke? Did someone make this "movie" as a horrible joke, just to see who would watch it? Somewhere, a 12-year-old "director" is laughing hysterically. How could this even have gotten made? It makes "Plan 9 from Outer Space" look like Citizen Kane. STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS . . . We watched it for free on Comcast (like the way you can't look away from a car wreck) and we still feel cheated.

my god, what a waste of time. this movie along with Motor Home Massacre have such cool covers that one gets really cheated! At least M.H.M. had some nude to watch,but still is crap, just as this movie is. Avoid it!!!

Seriously!!!! They aired this movie on a channel specifically for "scary" shows, and they bleeped out any swear words there may have been, and I am sure they 'edited' this for television to make room for commercials. So what I am wondering is, if they edited this movie and left the crap I just watched, how bad was the stuff they cut out? When they stop at the closed gas station and are ready to leave the camera closes in on the paper towel dispenser and focuses on the paper towel blowing in the breeze.........WHAT? ooooooooooo.....now I wont sleep for a week......hahahahahahha..........PLEASE, I implore you!!!!!! DO NOT watch this movie!!!!!!!! BAD>>>BAD>>>>BAD............Lisa

i guess they do,cause here it is.the acting is terrible (in the beginning,a girl trips falls and drops her books,but it looks like she got on her knees then fell and flung her books across the room).and also,the generic plot couldnt even give a breath of excitement or hope.also,theres some dumbass guy sticking his hand in a grinding machine saying "go ahead,turn it on,i dare you".he just had it coming.anywyas,avoid this one at all costs.

I saw this movie for free on Fearnet on Comcast Cable. This is not a "horror" movie, it is a "horrible" movie. It looks like it was made by a film school dropout (first day). Nothing happens for the first 35 minutes except some terrible acting. When they finally get to the killings they are cheesy with no special effects except some red substance squirted around. The bad guy half heartedly tries to catch the last two girls who keep getting away from him. He appears and stands there while they get away usually after beating the crap out of him. Somtimes he sticks his hand through a door or window and then disappears for a while, like he's saying "Boo!". The only reason to watch this movie is to say that you saw the worst movie ever made. And only watch it if it is free. If they sell one copy at the $24.00 Amazon is asking for it they will recoup their production costs.