Car Dashboard Jesus Christ Religious Novelty Gag Gift Religious

by Accoutrements

Product Features

• Stands approximately 4-1/2" (11.4 cm).
• Adhesive base attaches securely to any flat surface.
• Perfect gift for someone you love.

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 5.4 x 2.2 x 2.3 inches
• Shipping Weight: 3.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• ASIN: B000CIS34U
• Item model number: ACC-11093
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,060 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
• Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)

Product Description

Let Jesus be your co-pilot with this hilarious dashboard figurine. This quirky doll makes a great conversation piece. Place him beside your bed, on your desk, in your car, where ever you might need a little blessing. It's enlightenment on a spring! A fun and unique gift idea.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

19 of 23 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Travel companion... for SOME places, January 13, 2011

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Timothy Poteet "Timboliah Pants on Fiyah" (Dayton, OH USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Car Dashboard Jesus Christ Religious Novelty Gag Gift Religious (Toy)

I've always thought that decorative religious dashboard figures made classy accessories for my automobiles. Because of a recent freak accident that happened to my car while it was parked on the street in front of my flat, I was in the market for a new one. It happened shortly after I was transferred by my employer to head up our Middle East customer service call center based in Tehran, Iran. I had a really SWEET Dashboard Mohammed on my Cadillac Eldorado, but I was awakened in the wee hours one morning to the sound of an explosion. I found my car had been reduced to a pile of smoldering rubble.

I think my neighbors must have felt sorry for my stroke of bad luck with the car, because they left a really neat hand-made replica of Uncle Sam on my front porch for me. A note had been thoughtfully pinned to the Uncle Sam doll's chest with a lovely dagger. The English wasn't good... but it said something about them giving me a 'Fatwah'... which must mean a stuffed Uncle Sam doll.

I couldn't find a replacement Dashboard Mohammad in any of the local stores, so I ordered this Dashboard Jesus for my new company car. It gets alot of attention from the locals on my commute to work... they often chase may car, pointing at it and shouting their appreciation in their own language.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Best Earl Gift Ever!!, May 19, 2011

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MeInNC99 - See all my reviews

= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: Car Dashboard Jesus Christ Religious Novelty Gag Gift Religious (Toy)

I received one of these as an Earl Gift.

If you are familiar with the story of Earl, The Patron Saint of Trailer Parks (not to be confused with The Earl of Michigan) you will certainly understand that it was the perfect gift.

My plastic Jesus proudly sits on my dashboard, glued up there with my pair of fuzzy dice. I even made sure my friend got one for his truck. I was so happy to have Jesus keep me company as I drove my buddy's truck on a cross country trip.

I am now on the lookout for Magnetic Mary. I know I will feel much safer driving when I got the love of the whole damn Holy Family sitting on my dashboard!

As mentioned in another users post about drunks playing with your Jesus...this is bound to happen to you as it did to me. I found some great double sided tape in the craft section at the Wal-Mart. The tape has kept my Jesus securely in place whenever this occurs, just be sure the dashboard is clean and dry before you apply the tape or Jesus will go flying.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars You won't find this at Wal-Mart, May 12, 2011

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Trackrat1833 (All over the world) - See all my reviews

= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars 

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This review is from: Car Dashboard Jesus Christ Religious Novelty Gag Gift Religious (Toy)

After looking feverishly for months I finally found him on Amazon. Best thing I have ever put on my dash, except for the hot Cuban gal from Miami. I was so impressed that I bought him for my friends and family too.

I have given rides to acquaintances from work who think they know me, and then they get in the truck, and look at Dashboard JC, and then look at me, and then look back at JC, then back at me and they get quite.

This product has never caused me to have an accident and since putting DBJC on the dash I don't care if it rains or freezes along as I got my dash board Jesus.

One word of warning, if you have drunk friends that you give rides to, DBJC seems to draw their attention; so much so that they can't keep their hands off him and may BREAK YOUR DASH BORD JESUS. Why can't I have nice things?