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Car Dashboard Jesus Christ Religious Novelty Gag Gift Religious

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I've always thought that decorative religious dashboard figures made classy accessories for my automobiles. Because of a recent freak accident that happened to my car while it was parked on the street in front of my flat, I was in the market for a new one. It happened shortly after I was transferred by my employer to head up our Middle East customer service call center based in Tehran, Iran. I had a really SWEET Dashboard Mohammed on my Cadillac Eldorado, but I was awakened in the wee hours one morning to the sound of an explosion. I found my car had been reduced to a pile of smoldering rubble.

I think my neighbors must have felt sorry for my stroke of bad luck with the car, because they left a really neat hand-made replica of Uncle Sam on my front porch for me. A note had been thoughtfully pinned to the Uncle Sam doll's chest with a lovely dagger. The English wasn't good... but it said something about them giving me a 'Fatwah'... which must mean a stuffed Uncle Sam doll.

I couldn't find a replacement Dashboard Mohammad in any of the local stores, so I ordered this Dashboard Jesus for my new company car. It gets alot of attention from the locals on my commute to work... they often chase may car, pointing at it and shouting their appreciation in their own language.

I received one of these as an Earl Gift.

If you are familiar with the story of Earl, The Patron Saint of Trailer Parks (not to be confused with The Earl of Michigan) you will certainly understand that it was the perfect gift.

My plastic Jesus proudly sits on my dashboard, glued up there with my pair of fuzzy dice. I even made sure my friend got one for his truck. I was so happy to have Jesus keep me company as I drove my buddy's truck on a cross country trip.

I am now on the lookout for Magnetic Mary. I know I will feel much safer driving when I got the love of the whole damn Holy Family sitting on my dashboard!

As mentioned in another users post about drunks playing with your Jesus...this is bound to happen to you as it did to me. I found some great double sided tape in the craft section at the Wal-Mart. The tape has kept my Jesus securely in place whenever this occurs, just be sure the dashboard is clean and dry before you apply the tape or Jesus will go flying.

After looking feverishly for months I finally found him on Amazon. Best thing I have ever put on my dash, except for the hot Cuban gal from Miami. I was so impressed that I bought him for my friends and family too.

I have given rides to acquaintances from work who think they know me, and then they get in the truck, and look at Dashboard JC, and then look at me, and then look back at JC, then back at me and they get quite.

This product has never caused me to have an accident and since putting DBJC on the dash I don't care if it rains or freezes along as I got my dash board Jesus.

One word of warning, if you have drunk friends that you give rides to, DBJC seems to draw their attention; so much so that they can't keep their hands off him and may BREAK YOUR DASH BORD JESUS. Why can't I have nice things?

extremely fun to have a travel companion, especially Jesus, with you at all times. he's always so happy as he bounces along on road trips. very pleased with this product!

I got this Dashboard Jesus for my minister dad as a gag gift. After two whole years spent on the dashboard of his jalopy, Jesus is still bouncing around up there, happy as ever. And furthermore, my dad has received zero tickets and been in no accidents since letting Jesus into his car--maybe these things should come standard.

Having searched off and on for several years for a Jesus bobble head doll. I was quite elated to find the "Dashboard Jesus on a Spring" at Amazon.com, even though it was not a TRUE bobble head in the biblical sense. I was so impressed I ordered 3 dolls and have mostly been delighted. Overall a GREAT product, 5 stars.
PROS.....good quality, nice packaging, serves as a great conversation starter at intersections, parking lots and of course first time passengers.
CONS......those pesky burning crosses on front lawn.
On a side note could someone steer me to a site dealing in brightly colored Christmas Yarmulkes?

I heard about this product on a Christian radio talk show and he even told where to buy it. I bought 6! I like that it's a conversation starter as well as a silent witness :) I recently had a stranger in the car and he was about to say the 'f' word and then I noticed he glanced at my dashboard, stopped himself and used a different, non-profane word :) I also like that my teen's friends have commented on it, and we're able to talk about Jesus being with you always. In no way is it like a Catholic statue thing, but more of a reminder to re-focus as so many of us think of our problems while we drive. I wouldn't call this a toy, but a car accessory :)

Dashboard Jesus does what it is supposed to do. It sits on the dashboard. Pepole have said that it doesn't look like Jesus, someone asked if it was Tommy Chong.

Jesus is happy and dancing around the dash!
Some times he hits his head on windshield,.
I wish the spring was stiffer. At high speeds we need to wedge paper or something to stop him from having seizures!

This is a classic dashboard Jesus. It gets lots of comments. I gave it to my wife who I thought would regift it. She decided she wanted to keep it. I guess she approves.