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Dastardly Bastard [Kindle Edition]

Edward Lorn
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

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Book Description

When war photographer Mark Simmons is sent to do a promo on Waverly Chasm, he assumes it’s a puff piece, a waste of his talents.

Widow Marsha Lake brings her son, Lyle, to help him heal after his father’s death.

Donald Adams, aka H.R. Chatmon, joins the tour to get away from a sticky situation.

Justine McCarthy consents to the hike to placate her boyfriend, Trevor.

For Jaleel Warner, the tour guide, walking the chasm is just part of his job.

Each of these people must face their darkest memories in order to discover and defeat the secret buried in Waverly Chasm.

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About the Author

Edward Lorn is an American horror author presently residing somewhere in the southeast United States. He enjoys storytelling, reading, and writing biographies in the third person.

Product Details

  • File Size: 396 KB
  • Print Length: 243 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1477459863
  • Publisher: Red Adept Publishing (May 2, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007ZXKCXA
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #385,139 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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This story is well written and captivating. Domi_Blue  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
It gives just enough without giving anything away. Raven  |  3 reviewers made a similar statement
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars An author worth watching May 19, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
Do you like fast-paced stories? Do you like getting to know characters, almost as if they are your friends? Do you like mysterious villains who are real bastards? Yeah? Well, then you're going to like this book.

A group of strangers come together for a hike around Waverly Chasm, a natural depression in the ground (think combination Mammoth Cave and Grand Canyon but smaller), but they fall into a trap of sorts laid by an evil that has been waiting for such an opportunity. Not all will survive the journey forced upon these characters, but those who do will be stronger and better for it. Wait? Did I say "survive?" Mwahahahahahahaha! Who's going to survive?

With plots and characters reminiscent of Stephen King, and a style of prose reminding one of Richard Laymon, the author Edward Lorn will be worth watching in the future.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Chilling, Thrilling Page Turner May 9, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
This book is prefaced with a poem which begins, "The Dastardly Bastard of Waverly Chasm does gleefully scheme of malevolent things..." Thus is set the tense, suspenseful tone that the author manages to retain perfectly throughout this book, which follows seven people on a nightmarish journey to what should be a routine tourist destination.

The characters face real and imagined horrors, unable to distinguish between the two. Could there be a fate much more brutal than having to relive one's most terrible, devastating memories - sometimes cruelly altered to be even worse than the original event? Will the characters' memories be the key to their salvation, or to their doom? Who/what is the origin of the Monster? What sustains it? Who will succumb to it and who will survive? The reader is pulled into this tale as inexorably as the characters are pulled into the Dastardly Bastard's world.

The story is told from the perspective of the different characters, and these transitions are perfectly timed and add freshness and interest to the narrative. Most chapters end in cliffhanger fashion, making it almost impossible to put the book down. A very compelling read.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Bittter or Sweet....... May 11, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
........our memories are the essence of our humanity. Seven strangers come face to face with some of there sweetest and bitterest memories as they hike a beautiful and mysterious place called Waverly Chasm.

Edward Lorn has created a eclectic group of people that are flawed and dealing with issues that they are forced to face when confronted with the "Dastardly Bastard". What is the bastard and why is he trying to destroy the people by distorting their past memories? As the group faces life or death situations they are headed to a direct conformation with the bastard. Who will survive and live to tell the secrets of the Waverly Chasm.

This was a very suspenseful story with lots of emotions from the characters as we learn of their past memories and actions that have make them into who they are today. As their memories are manipulated we see how their humanity is effected.

I really enjoyed the story but I think the characters gave it a more interesting perfective. Mark is a 500lb overweight male, Donald a dwarf, Justine and Tyler a mixed race couple and Marsha a recent widow with a young son trying to deal with their lost.

Another area that I think gave this book an interesting touch for me is that it was set in and around Bay's End, the setting for Edward Loren's first book. If you haven't read it, I high recommend it and be prepared for lots of thrills an unexpected ending. In my opinion, we a very good new author in the horror genre.

Thank you so much for the gift of this book and the opportunity to voice my opinion.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
2.0 out of 5 stars I just didn't get it
I couldn't even finish this book, it was that bad. Based on all the solid reviews here, I must have missed something or the genre is just outside my enjoyment zone.
Published 2 months ago by T. Howlin
3.0 out of 5 stars A Middle of the Road Horror Novel With Some Promise
3.5 stars

I read this with book my Shelfari horror group.

This was a novel about a group of strangers who meet up to take a tour of Waverly Chasm. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Charlene
4.0 out of 5 stars Well-written for its genre
It's an interesting if somewhat unrealistic read. Accepting this is not my usual reading genre, I felt it was somewhat 'out there'. Read more
Published 4 months ago by gammyreader
5.0 out of 5 stars A memorable read
After reading 'Bay's End' I couldn't wait to get my hands on another book by Mr. Lorn. I'm glad to say 'Dastardly Bastard' did not disappoint! Read more
Published 8 months ago by Adriana Noir
5.0 out of 5 stars Not your typical vacation!
I was lucky enough to win a copy of Dastardly Bastard in a goodreads giveaway. I had previously read Edward Lorn's debut novel Bay's End and enjoyed it. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Mara McBain
4.0 out of 5 stars Dastardly Bastardly Memories
I enjoy Edward Lorn's writing style. He has a way of keeping you capivated. I don't scare easily. Paranormal stories hardly scare me at all. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Anwyelle
5.0 out of 5 stars Best Horror Novel I've Read!
Edward masterfully relates a tale that chills you to the bones and leaves you begging for more. I laughed and cried, reminisced with the characters, and feared what would happen... Read more
Published 11 months ago by Raven
5.0 out of 5 stars What a Ride!!
What if you were forced to relive your worst memories? The memories of events that you would only ever want to go through once in your life, if that. Read more
Published 11 months ago by J. Marie Ravenshaw
4.0 out of 5 stars Dastardly Bastard
Is it real or is it a nightmare? I know, asking if fiction is real seems like a silly question. I'll explain. Read more
Published 12 months ago by BigAl
5.0 out of 5 stars The Frailties and Triumphs of the Human Mind
While I am not a stranger to books that begin with a poem, I had to admit that the one that begins "Dastardly Bastard" immediately intrigued me. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Angel D. Vargas
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Edward Lorn is an American horror author presently residing in the southeast United States. He enjoys storytelling, reading, and writing biographies in the third person.


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