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Anyway, it was at that point that their cell phone must have lost service again because the phone went dead.
Well I looked at my wife, and my wife looked at me, and lord knows we were thinking the same thing: we had to buy the datastroyer model 1000 desintegrator.
After months of being unsatisfied with the cut from our office shredder, we finally sprung for this shredder, hoping it would be worth the money.
I pooped my pants when this got delivered. It's much more menacing than it looks in the picture....
This should be an SCP.
When Antoine Lavoisier discovered the Law of Conservation of Mass he didn't know about this product. When i stuffed 12 cats, 2 unicorns and 47 frogs nothing came out! NOTHING! Read morePublished 2 months ago by Evgenie C Borchers
Purchased this wonderful machine to settle a noise dispute with noisy upstairs neighbors. Works as advertised.
Anyone looking for a new apartment?
the shredder is perfect for my needsi mean who needs a do to eat your homework when you have a disintegrator it arrived quickly as well so those papers didnt stink up my house for... Read morePublished 2 months ago by Kyle
This is the worst information storage receptacle I've ever used. I put some very important documents in, and it completely disintegrated them. Read morePublished 3 months ago by Sam M. Tannenbaum
Really saved my marriage from divorce... Asian butterfly threatened outing me, I just couldn't have that! Datastroyer saved me alimony and child support. Easy clean up as well. Read morePublished 4 months ago by That guy
I knew this thing would be big. But I wasn't expecting this! I have three arms so it was a little easier for me to put together than most people. Read morePublished 4 months ago by Megan Simpkins
When me uncle Carlos told me about the Hoffa hit, I was sure that I was going to go down. But I grinned and bared it, because I didn't want any of those made men after me. Read morePublished 8 months ago by Joe
I'm a private security contractor who recently had a stint working for a certain well-known Empire that had a need to track down three fugitives and their small ship. Read morePublished 8 months ago by Narutakikun