OK, so my dad's started ironing his jeans (yes, really)--something must be up. I mean, why would he slick back his hair to meet the plumber? It can only mean one thing--Dad is seeing someone. Like a Woman Someone. And it can't be our mum, because she's still off travelling the world. There's only one thing for it--serious sisterly espionage. Hey, I know it's sneaky, but we have to uncover the awful (cringe-worthy) truth...
