"I'm going to find whoever told me that geekdom was a celibate profession and make them eat this book!" -- Ken Arnold, coauthor of "The Java Programming Language"
"This might be the greatest breakthrough in the history of geekdom...brilliantly funny." -- Joe Litton, November 2003, www.joelitton.net
The authors assure [us] that the benefits of successful implementation outweigh the amount of resources that need to be dedicated. -- Slashdot, prostoalex, April 2004
This book makes an excellent footrest for position #87 [of Trojan Proxy], especially if using the optional watermelon. -- Ken Arnold, coauthor of The Java Programming Language
From the Inside Flap
Their success with women was famous throughout the state. As Christopher said at the time, “Do you have any idea how unusual that is, for guys who read Knuth for fun?”
Then the sweet smell of success turned bitter. They realized that their grades were slipping, they were no longer as interested in computer science, and that they had more than once considered careers in marketing. They realized that while it is extremely pleasurable to have the dating world by the tail, that there were Higher Considerations. The scientific advancement and the economy of the world would be destroyed if all geeks were out dancing on Saturday nights instead of debugging.
So they suppressed their work and, to distract those who had heard of their remarkable book on patterns, they produced Design Patterns instead.
The dating work remained suppressed until the Fifth member of the Gang of Four could keep silent no longer and brought forth the original WordStar manuscripts, additional notes still penciled in the margins. He asked the Gang of Females to edit and publish the work.