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  • Actors: Lucien Eisenach, Kimberly Lynn Cole, Debbie Rochon, Jeff Dylan Graham, Brinke Stevens
  • Directors: Steve Sessions
  • Format: AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
  • Language: English
  • Subtitles: English, Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Lions Gate
  • DVD Release Date: July 31, 2007
  • Run Time: 95 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 1.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B000QCQUN8
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #270,697 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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As a hurricane approaches the small coastal town of Port Emmett, an innocent group of residents are visited by an unspeakable horror. Fifty years ago a bridge collapsed in the small town, plunging a circus train into the dark water below. The clown car was never recovered. Tonight the zombie clowns emerge from the bay to exact revenge on the descendants of those who left them buried under the silt and mud for half a century.

Customer Reviews

Oh, and there is no clowns, either - the movie just plain sucked!
Michael C. Mash
For some reason the storm resurrects a bunch of dead clowns from the sea who died in a bridge collapse.
Sid the Elf
The pacing is terrible, the gore is terrible, the editing is terrible.
Michael

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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful By ribcage on October 29, 2007
Format: DVD
DEAD CLOWNS is just a headache waiting to happen. The story is that all these clowns on a train fell into the bay during a hurricane, and the town just didn't care to spend the money to look for them or remember them so now another hurricane rolls around and the clowns are back after 50 years or so to seek revenge.

Only they're not very funny. Really, what's the point of putting clowns in your movie if it's going to be a COMPLETELY humorless film. I don't pick up a clown film because I think it will have a good story, I don't pick them up for the great character development, I pick them up to see clowns killing people in clown-like ways. And zombie clowns? Well, thats brillaint. Except they screwed it up by letting them just be zombies dressed as clowns. I was expecting imagination, I got nothing.

The characters are boring, cliche and annoying and the dialogue is dull and drawn out to death. The pacing is all wrong. The only relief comes in waiting for the occassional stock hurricane footage because at least that was filmed well. Only it's the same shots over and over so that gets pretty awful too.

But yeah all of that I could've ignored for the most part if these clowns had actually been clowns and killed with imagination. That would have left the problem of the film being unbearably slow, poorly and weirdly lit with bad sound, and generally headache-inducing, but at least I would've thrown down two stars for the interesting deaths.

As is, there's no reason to watch this, let alone buy it.
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16 of 19 people found the following review helpful By DCarsonHagy on August 6, 2007
Format: DVD
I have decided I am TRULY in the wrong profession. If the people involved with this major catastrophe can get money, we ALL need to go the route of the movie industry.

I will say one thing: the majority of "indy" horror productions sell their movie with packaging. I picked this up and thought, "hey; interesting cover. I'll give it a try." STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. This movie is the WORST movie I've ever seen--and I've seen plenty of stinkers in my 54 years.

Supposedly set in Port Emmett, Florida, "Dead Clowns" is about (I should have read the back of the disc) a terrible tragedy involving of all things a clown car being dumped into the bay--never to be recovered. It's said, mind you, that on certain nights you can hear the sound of a calliope wafting over the waters...

Obviously shot on a shoe-string budget (not to mention a wing and a prayer), there is actually no story at all. There's some boring footage of a hurricane, the same old shot of wind blown palm trees, traffic lights, and stop signs. Yep; that about sums up the movie. Oh...I forgot. Seems that--for whatever reason--the clowns are now zombies and they have picked this particular night (keep in mind they've been buried for over 50 years) to show up and eat people. The effects are at an all time low: think Herschel Gordon Lewis--but WAY worse. The extras in this movie (and I absolutely refuse to refer to any of them as actors) have as much stage presence as a dead ferret. The editing, pacing, and directing are all horrible. The majority of the cast members do not even speak--probably for good reason.

This complete waste of time lasts 95 minutes and was distributed by Lionsgate. People, keep this up and you'll be as defunct as Orion Pictures.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Paul on May 11, 2009
Format: DVD
This DVD is just plain awful. The setting is horrible. The storm scenes are terrible. The dialogue is non-existant and the actors deliver them with little emotion. The special effects are sooooooo bad. Anything on TV would have been time better spent.

I have seen much better productions from local community theatre groups. This one is definitely in my worst 3 horror movies of all time.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Matthew J. Brown on August 19, 2007
Format: DVD
How could someone have such a great idea and fail so miserably? Now I am not one who NEEDS a good plot to enjoy a horror movie or good acting for that matter. But there HAS to be something enjoyable about the movie, the only enjoyment I had while watching DEAD CLOWNS was making fun of every person involved in this movie. The FX were terrible, the clowns looked like any everyday schmuck wearing a Wal-Mart clown costume and a plastic "mummified face" mask, the acting (what little there was) was horrible, the plot (what little there was) was terribly written. Combine one good idea with a horrible follow through and you have yourself DEAD CLOWNS. I would not recommend this movie to anyone but if your curiosity gets the best of you, as it did me, rent this pathetic excuse for entertainment before buying it.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Brain Drain on December 8, 2007
Format: DVD
This was just not good. In the world of straight-to-DVD movies, this is one of the worst I've ever seen. There is minimal dialogue; which is probably a good thing because the actors didn't do too well with the simple lines that they had. The costumes might have been good, but the lighting was so terrible that you couldn't see what was going on most of the time. The lack of a plot was the film's biggest problem. It's just clowns killing people.

Unfortunately, there isn't even a cheese factor to give this movie some redeeming quality. I was hoping for something overly done like Killer Klowns from Outer Space. But there is nothing in this movie. This will never be a cult classic, or even a cheap thrill. At least the producers only had to make about 50 bucks to break even on the film.
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