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Dear Air 2000: A customer relations nightmare [Kindle Edition]

Terry Ravenscroft
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

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MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. As is the case with all my books, if you don't like Dear Air 2000 simply let me know by email, facebook or twitter and I will refund the purchase price in full.
Terry Ravenscroft.

Letters from the world's most troublesome (some would say troubled!) passenger. Dear Air 2000 is a hilarious collection of correspondence to and from forty different airline companies. From a former TV scriptwriter who previously tickled your ribs with sketches on The Les Dawson Show, The Two Ronnies, Not the Nine-O-Clock News, Morecambe and Wise and many more shows. After reading this book it is doubtful if you will ever risk eating an airline lasagne ever again. Maybe you will never risk travelling by air again.

This book is published in paperback under the title Air Mail.

Product Details

  • File Size: 2126 KB
  • Print Length: 232 pages
  • Publisher: Razzamatazz Publications (January 2, 2014)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0051UC98K
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #491,393 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny Flight of Fancy January 29, 2013
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If you like British-type humor, you'll love DEAR AIR 2000 by Terry Ravenscroft. If you don't like it, read it anyway: I'm sure you'll find something that will make you laugh.
The book is a record of correspondence between T. Ravenscroft to airlines world wide. I was disappointed that he didn't include El-Al, Israel's airline. There is only one US airline involved. Mr. Ravenscroft begins the exchange by asking for information about a flight he is planning (or complaining about one that he took). Topics include the food, seating, places to see, schedules, stewardess uniforms, laws in some of the countries, and the behavior of other passengers. Most are outlandish. Much of the humor comes from the responses from the airlines, as they attempt to deal with an obvious crackpot.
Ravenscroft milks the exchanges as much as he can, pointing out when they have not answered his questions. Some companies, wisely, I think, do not respond, but, surprisingly enough, most do in a very polite, professional manner.
The book is worth the couple of hours needed to read it.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars HILARIOUS! January 5, 2012
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This book was seriously laugh-out-loud funny. I have done plenty of air travel over the past several years and could relate to many of these stories. But even if you have not traveled by air often, you will still find this book simply hilarious.

It's a collection of letters written to various airlines, including praise, complaints, suggestions, and often written (in my opinion) to see see how far the author can go to elicit a response. But the great thing is it's written so well that the airline receiving the letter has no choice but to try to take it seriously. It's written so the reader is left wondering is this guy really daft or is he simply brilliant? Get this book, it's guaranteed you will laugh!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Snortably Funny!! December 4, 2006
'Dear Air 2000' was recommended to me as a "must read" and it is exactly that; it's not only very humorous, it's clever. Proposals and suggestions - odd or quirky but retaining a level of plausibility - are made to airlines by the letter-writing traveller with results that are fascinating and simply laugh-out-loud funny. The letters are written in a style of a straightforward, rather naive, married man of limited travel experience who shares his views and family secrets with a series of airline PR/Marketing departments, who mainly show that it is they that are naive - or just plain dim. Like the best of humour, this book is not just snortably funny, it's very well written and is seriously enjoyable.
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3.0 out of 5 stars disappointing April 25, 2013
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After reading Ravenscroft's "Dear Coca-Cola" I found Dear Air 2000 a bit lacking in humor. Too much of the same thing.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Boring April 17, 2013
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Just not interesting enough to get my attention. There are other books that I'm sure would interest me more.\ than this one.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Not as good as Dear CocaCola April 17, 2013
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I thoroughly enjoyed the author's other book of crackpot letters to corporations and the replies he got from Customer Service. In this collection he writes letters to various international airlines. Although there were some laugh out loud moments, all in all I didn't think this book was as clever or amusing. Some of it seemed forced, and some of it went a little beyond the boundaries of good taste. I also have to say that, although I got that he was pretending to be a boorish xenophobe, I did actually think some of the letters were a little offensive. For example, he responded to a letter he received from an Asian customer rep, who obviously struggled with English, by writing his mocking reply in pigeon English. On the other hand, the book is dirt cheap, and has its moments. I've tried the Kindle samples of a couple of his other books, which I didn't think merited a purchase. For me, he runs hot and cold, and I will always try a sample before purchasing any more of his books.
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More About the Author

The day after Terry Ravenscroft threw in his mundane factory job to become a television comedy scriptwriter he was involved in a car accident which left him unable to turn his head. Since then he has never looked back.
Before they took him away he wrote scripts for Les Dawson, The Two Ronnies, Morecambe and Wise, Alas Smith and Jones, Not the Nine O'Clock News, Ken Dodd, Roy Hudd, and several others. He also wrote the award-winning BBC radio series Star Terk Two. He now writes humorous books, fifteen thus far with no signs of letting up.
Born in New Mills, Derbyshire, England in 1938, he still lives there with his wife Delma and his mistress Divine Bottom (in his dreams).

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