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Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life [Paperback]

Jillian Madison , Michelle Madison
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (24 customer reviews)

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Book Description

August 2, 2011
Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk in the Hummer who blocked you in, or the idiot who didn’t clean up after his dog? Now you can! Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. Whether it’s the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the asshole with the Bluetooth, you will surely never leave home without this humorous and useful book ever again!

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Zink Magazine
“This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world.”

Chicago Tribune
Tired of being the bigger person? Though it's not the most enlightened strategy, sometimes all you want is to tell a creep off with a brilliant comeback — which, inevitably, doesn't come to mind until hours later… The new book lets you eloquently vent your rage at life's annoying cast of characters, such as the "(blank) boss," the "overly competitive (blank)," the "social media-obsessed (blank)" and the "(blank) who left dirty dishes in the sink" ("P.S. It's been two weeks. Exactly how much longer does that pot need to 'soak'?")

About the Author

Jillian Madison and Michelle Madison are the creators of several pop culture websites and podcasts including FoodNetworkHumor.com, Pophangover.com, and DamnYouAutoCorrect.com, which receive over 40 million page views per month. They live in Connecticut.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 208 pages
  • Publisher: Running Press (August 2, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0762442867
  • ISBN-13: 978-0762442867
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.6 x 7.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (24 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #18,281 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars So many a**holes, so little time. September 16, 2011
Format:Paperback
This book makes me laugh. I happened upon it one day in B&N and I'm glad I picked it up. I swear I could've written half of these letters! The book covers almost every type of moron out there. You will find a few you want to give to your coworkers, a few you want to give to your friends and a few you want to hand out to strangers. Uses for this book: Keep at work and reference for a good laugh on a slow Friday afternoon, Give to a friend you know appreciates this type of humor, or actually use the letters! Fun Times.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Conversational Piece for Parties November 20, 2012
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
I got this book after I saw it in a store. It is hysterical!! I so want to use some of these letters on a daily basis! I put it out when I have guests over and they have fun reading through the letters. Great book if you need a good laugh or a conversation starter at a party.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars great November 24, 2012
By slee12
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
The book is hilarious, although I would not use the tear out pages as actual notes. A very good read, just for fun.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars It's just ok... not great, but not bad
I was expecting something much better... but overall it wasn't bad. There could have been some more creative ways of writing the letter, but i guess it was sufficient.
Published 4 hours ago by Cody
5.0 out of 5 stars awsesome for anyone from work to good friends
It has everything one would want to say after going through: the terrible online date who looks nothing like his picture, the jerk who cut in liune at the store, the turkey driving... Read more
Published 2 months ago by CherylDaisy
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun fun
I was laughing so much (i was reading it in the plane so i had to be quiet) that my neighbor first thought I am having a seizure. Read more
Published 2 months ago by sonya
4.0 out of 5 stars My dad was a fan
My dad was a fan. I gave this to him when we met for lunch one day, and two people stopped by our table to laugh at the cover and ask what the book was about.
Published 2 months ago by Katie
4.0 out of 5 stars Christmas Gift Winner
I got this as a gift to a dear friend of mine who was going through some rough times in her life. She loved it! Read more
Published 2 months ago by Katie
4.0 out of 5 stars the title got me
lots of smiles, some laughs, i sent to others as gifts and they all liked. it is worth the price and many professions covered
Published 3 months ago by M. Goodman
5.0 out of 5 stars Cool!
This is a Neat book :) heard about it from a friend. It came as described in a timely fashion. Thanks!
Published 3 months ago by Karen
4.0 out of 5 stars Hours of entertainment
Highly enjoyable and loads of laughs. Best way to kill time with some of your snarkier friends.

Though I am curious about why they bothered with a table of contents... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Karen Espenshade
5.0 out of 5 stars great
came within the perfect amount of time.the person who received it from me (as a gift) loved it. called it the new "toilet book" ha!
Published 4 months ago by ChristinaMyers
4.0 out of 5 stars It hits a nerve with most people
The booklet has removable pages that are designed to be given to people who have committed various familiar transgressions, such as bad parking, loud music in public, etc.
Published 4 months ago by Paul Stehrenberger
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