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Deep Jaws/The Dicktator

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"Road House" starring Patrick Swayze is the greatest movie ever made. Unfortunately, this review is about The Dicktator and Deep Jaws, two of the worse movies ever made.

The Dicktator is the story of a world gone mad due to overzealous population control through a male birth control pill that made men permanently lose fertility. The Dicktators are men who somehow did not take these pills and are doing their patriotic duties one woman at a time. The Asian Dicktator is played by a hispanic guy and one of his geisha conquests is a caucasian. So, what happened? Asians soft porn actors and actresses did not exist in the 1970s? The accents of the "foreign" characters in the movie are awful. The suprise ending is the US President is a robot.

Deep Jaws just as awful. The premise of the movie is that a failing movie studio is going to use a government contract to shoot a moon landing film to finance an adult movie to save the company. Needless to say, hilarity does not ensue. Even burlesque star Candy Samples has performance standards and kept her clothes on the entire film. I still don't understand the nurse, tennis player and turkey baster storyline.

The DVD extras have some redeeming value.

Each gets one star for a total of two.

I played JR. in "Deep Jaws." I'm glad this is coming out on DVD, because it's nice to have a film I was in come out on DVD - but I can't honestly say I can imagine anyone thinking this is a good film. Now if only someone would release the other cinematic materpiece I was in - "Meateater" - which was NOT a porn film.